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"Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'" - Daniel Tosh

Le Gasp!

 

Rawr! I am a ninja!!! Scha scha!!!

Hmm what to say about me...

I like to dance But only by myself because I'm not a very good dancer haha!

I have a pet dinosaur named Jeffery Squish Squish! Hes cute and squishiful! And I ♥ him!!!

I love skinny jeans! I love them tons!

I ♥ Cupcakes! And muffins are just ugly cupcakes so therefore...I ♥ muffins too!

I really ♥ the penguins because they're AMAZING!!! They're just so cute and fluffy!

Rumor has it I am drowning in my own ego! I personally don't think of myself as concieted but Evan obviously does and so do a few others! So I guess I'm concieted! Oh well!

Well first off my name is Natalie....

I love fashion! It's great! I loveee my sewing machine and I love Christian Siriano from project runway! He's amazing!

I'm sixteen years old and I live in a little itty bitty town lost in the midst of nowhere. I hate it here. Its boring, drama spreads to fast, and gossip goes around like the flu in a preschool classroom. I hate it! I can't wait till I graduate and can leave it all behind me and never come back! I want to major in fashion when I graduate. It interests me.

Well other than that I'm a nice person. Some say I'm to nice sometimes. I'm shy and I absolutely hate it, but I can't help it, its a part of me that I can't just push away, and that sucks. Once you get to know me I can be quite outgoing, if you just take the time to get through my shy stage.

Stereotypes suck so if you're going to talk to me and stereotype me then just kindly keep your mouth shut! Thats one thing I really don't like!

Music takes up a big space in my heart so does art. They are both always there for me through everything and so is my writing as a matter of fact.

If you don't like my poems don't comment them! If you don't like my stories don't comment them! Because if you're just going to comment on how much you hated the poem or story, then don't! Because you're just causing drama that I don't want to have to deal with! So please make your critisism constructive because you're just going to piss me off and I'm just going to delete your comment because it's stupid so you wasted your time typing out your lame comment! So just don't do it please!


A poem is never finished, only abandoned...

♥Penguins!♥
♥Hair bows!♥
♥Ninjas!♥
♥Cupcakes...Duh!♥
♥You!♥
♥My friends!♥
♥Vanilla!♥
♥Popsicles!♥
♥Ipod!♥
♥Drawing!♥
♥Eyes!♥
♥The number 57!♥
♥Coffee!♥
♥The word Toxic!♥
♥Words in general!♥
♥To read!♥
♥Rainbows!♥
♥Hair!♥
♥Makeup!♥
♥Eyeliner!♥
♥Whoever invented eyeliner!♥
♥Skinny jeans!♥
♥My sewing machine!♥
♥My besties!♥
♥Sparkly stuff!♥
♥Shiny stuff!♥
♥Glitter!♥

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I ♥ From First To Last!

I'm a mess of insecurities
Attention starved with a narcissistic twist
Don't you think that I'm amazing?
Please tell me I'm worth dating
I have every reason not to leave home today (home today)
Home today (home today)

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
I'll be the boy you can't resist
You'll be the tenth girl on my list
I'll write your name upon my chest
These less than three's will never rest
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say
[x2]

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
(You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say)
[x2]


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My Toxic Family And Friends!!!!

[♥]Evan![♥]
Evan is amazing! She is my bestie! I could write a book about how amazing she is! If I was a dude I would date her! Just because shes that great! People tend to stomp on her heart but I could never do that! I love her to much!

[♥]Christa![♥]
What to say about Christa hmm...well shes amazing!

[♥]Brad![♥]
Hes my nephew and I just lovems him!!! Hes just so fluffy and well yeah!

[♥]Randy![♥]
My lovely nephew through Evan! Hes a silly muffin head! Hes also very hugglyiclious!! Randy and I have a pet bunny named Fuzzles! But shhh don't let Evan know...she might kill him!

[♥]Evalyn![♥]
This is my niece! Shes cute and cuddly!

[♥]Crosscountry07![♥]
My fuzzy lime green cupcake that I dropped on the floor!
And there is not much more to say about that!

[♥]Aaez![♥]
I guess hes my niecy poo! Well thats what Evan said!

[♥]frankyinhazelspace[♥]
The chick who has a pair of purple and red skinny jeans...and does not like Dylan Nueman!

Well I think that you should join my family or I will sick the evil butterflies after you!!!!

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOU!!!!!