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  • The American way at allpoetry
    People try to tell me how to talk and it's damn irritating.
    They cram political correctness down my throat and it's aggravating.
  • God is wise at allpoetry
    I'm not as wise as the Lord in Heaven.
    He's billions of years old and I'm only 37.
  • God is wonderful at allpoetry
    God is wonderful; God is the best.
    He makes things better when we're distressed.
  • There's only one God at allpoetry
    There's only one God which makes him unique.
    He will make people strong when they're weak.
  • No more grits! at allpoetry
    I'm angry and I'm about to have a fit.
    I'm going to divorce my wife if she serves anymore grits.
  • God wants us to be happy at allpoetry
    God wants us to be happy and to have fun.
    I'm extremely grateful for all that he's done.
  • In God we trust at allpoetry
    The money is correct when it says in God we trust.
    Our father in Heaven loves each and every one of us.
  • I wish I could call God at allpoetry
    I wish I could call God on the telephone.
    I'd like to talk to our maker who's sitting on his throne.
  • Striking another human being is wrong at allpoetry
    Some people try to solve their problems by fighting.
    They are angry and their tempers are igniting.
  • Barack Obama makes history at allpoetry
    This is a day to be celebrated.
    Barack Obama is being inaugurated.
  • Martin Luther King Junior at allpoetry
    Today is Martin Luther King Junior's birthday; a day that we celebrate.
    Without his influence, Barack Obama probably wouldn't be the President of the United States.
  • Pat Hingle at allpoetry
    He was very talented and he had many fans.
    He starred as Commissioner Gordon in Batman.
  • Roseanne at allpoetry
    People tell me to go on with my life but I don't think I can.
    My life was over when I lost my sweet Roseanne.
  • Christmas isn't about the gifts at allpoetry
    Christmas is about being with the ones we love.
    It's about celebrating the birth of Christ above.
  • United Negro College Fund at allpoetry
    I'm going to start giving money to the United Negro College Fund.
    It will be one of the greatest things that I've ever done.
  • A train flattened my wiener at allpoetry
    It happened last February and it was stupid of me to do it.
    I put my wiener on a railroad track and it froze to it.
  • Bernie Mac at allpoetry
    He was a credit to people who are black.
    The person who I'm speaking of was Bernie Mac.
  • A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley at allpoetry
    Anthony Ainley starred as DS Hunter on It's cold outside.
    During his seventy-one year life, he never took a bride.
  • Farewell Fred at allpoetry
    I used to watch your show when I was a kid.
    You made many children happy because of what you did.
  • Today is the day to be thankful at allpoetry
    Today is the day to be thankful for what we've got.
    If you're thinking about bad things today, you should not.
  • Woody at allpoetry
    Woody Woodpecker started pecking on my tree.
    I cussed him out and he startedc attacking me.
  • Hillary wants Obama to win at allpoetry
    Some people are angry because Obama didn't choose Hillary to be his Vice President.
    It is something that some people may resent.
  • Little red riding hood at allpoetry
    I'm the wolf who was going to eat little red riding hood.
    She kicked my ass even though i didn't think she could.
  • Wal-mart's blunder at allpoetry
    The people who run the Wal-mart stores are trying to make their employees vote for McCain.
    That is wrong and it may even be illegal, what does Wal-mart have to gain?
  • I'm not a God at allpoetry
    I'm not a God but I am loved by one.
    I love him too and I also love his son.
  • Corporal Capeman at allpoetry
    He was Corporal Capeman and he wanted to fly like a bird. He was very ugly and he was also an annoying nerd.
  • Jesus came to my house at allpoetry
    My daughter was sick and she was dying. My wife and I couldn't stop crying.
  • Estelle Getty at allpoetry
    When we watched her, she brought about laughter. Now she's dead and she's in the hereafter.
  • George Washington at allpoetry
    George Washington was the first President that we had. When we see his picture on the one dollar bill, it makes us glad.
  • Life without my son at allpoetry
    It's very hard to face life without my son. He was troubled and he ended it all with a gun.
  • Eddie Murphy messed me up at allpoetry
    I met Eddie Murphy and he made fun of Another 48 Hours. His disposition quickly soured.
  • God is the best! at allpoetry
    Over the years I've beeb blessed. God has been good to me and he's the best.
  • These damn laxatives at allpoetry
    These laxatives don't work that I've been taking. As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
  • Elevator shaft at allpoetry
    When it comes to intelligence, I guess I'm pretty daft. I tried to use a faulty elevator and I fell down the shaft.
  • Cuckoo for cocoa puffs at allpoetry
    Sonny the cuckoo bird ate all of my cocoa puffs. When I saw that the box was empty, I got rough.