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- The American way at allpoetry
People try to tell me how to talk and it's damn irritating.
They cram political correctness down my throat and it's aggravating. - God is wise at allpoetry
I'm not as wise as the Lord in Heaven.
He's billions of years old and I'm only 37. - God is wonderful at allpoetry
God is wonderful; God is the best.
He makes things better when we're distressed. - There's only one God at allpoetry
There's only one God which makes him unique.
He will make people strong when they're weak. - No more grits! at allpoetry
I'm angry and I'm about to have a fit.
I'm going to divorce my wife if she serves anymore grits. - God wants us to be happy at allpoetry
God wants us to be happy and to have fun.
I'm extremely grateful for all that he's done. - In God we trust at allpoetry
The money is correct when it says in God we trust.
Our father in Heaven loves each and every one of us. - I wish I could call God at allpoetry
I wish I could call God on the telephone.
I'd like to talk to our maker who's sitting on his throne. - Striking another human being is wrong at allpoetry
Some people try to solve their problems by fighting.
They are angry and their tempers are igniting. - Barack Obama makes history at allpoetry
This is a day to be celebrated.
Barack Obama is being inaugurated. - Martin Luther King Junior at allpoetry
Today is Martin Luther King Junior's birthday; a day that we celebrate.
Without his influence, Barack Obama probably wouldn't be the President of the United States. - Pat Hingle at allpoetry
He was very talented and he had many fans.
He starred as Commissioner Gordon in Batman. - Roseanne at allpoetry
People tell me to go on with my life but I don't think I can.
My life was over when I lost my sweet Roseanne. - Christmas isn't about the gifts at allpoetry
Christmas is about being with the ones we love.
It's about celebrating the birth of Christ above. - United Negro College Fund at allpoetry
I'm going to start giving money to the United Negro College Fund.
It will be one of the greatest things that I've ever done. - A train flattened my wiener at allpoetry
It happened last February and it was stupid of me to do it.
I put my wiener on a railroad track and it froze to it. - Bernie Mac at allpoetry
He was a credit to people who are black.
The person who I'm speaking of was Bernie Mac. - A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley at allpoetry
Anthony Ainley starred as DS Hunter on It's cold outside.
During his seventy-one year life, he never took a bride. - Farewell Fred at allpoetry
I used to watch your show when I was a kid.
You made many children happy because of what you did. - Today is the day to be thankful at allpoetry
Today is the day to be thankful for what we've got.
If you're thinking about bad things today, you should not. - Woody at allpoetry
Woody Woodpecker started pecking on my tree.
I cussed him out and he startedc attacking me. - Hillary wants Obama to win at allpoetry
Some people are angry because Obama didn't choose Hillary to be his Vice President.
It is something that some people may resent. - Little red riding hood at allpoetry
I'm the wolf who was going to eat little red riding hood.
She kicked my ass even though i didn't think she could. - Wal-mart's blunder at allpoetry
The people who run the Wal-mart stores are trying to make their employees vote for McCain.
That is wrong and it may even be illegal, what does Wal-mart have to gain? - I'm not a God at allpoetry
I'm not a God but I am loved by one.
I love him too and I also love his son. - Corporal Capeman at allpoetry
He was Corporal Capeman and he wanted to fly like a bird. He was very ugly and he was also an annoying nerd. - Jesus came to my house at allpoetry
My daughter was sick and she was dying. My wife and I couldn't stop crying. - Estelle Getty at allpoetry
When we watched her, she brought about laughter. Now she's dead and she's in the hereafter. - George Washington at allpoetry
George Washington was the first President that we had. When we see his picture on the one dollar bill, it makes us glad. - Life without my son at allpoetry
It's very hard to face life without my son. He was troubled and he ended it all with a gun. - Eddie Murphy messed me up at allpoetry
I met Eddie Murphy and he made fun of Another 48 Hours. His disposition quickly soured. - God is the best! at allpoetry
Over the years I've beeb blessed. God has been good to me and he's the best. - These damn laxatives at allpoetry
These laxatives don't work that I've been taking. As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching. - Elevator shaft at allpoetry
When it comes to intelligence, I guess I'm pretty daft. I tried to use a faulty elevator and I fell down the shaft. - Cuckoo for cocoa puffs at allpoetry
Sonny the cuckoo bird ate all of my cocoa puffs. When I saw that the box was empty, I got rough.
