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  • Banana at allpoetry
    Banana, he's a yellow fruit
    In Spring, upon a tree
  • Dotty at allpoetry
    Dotty the dalmatian
    Takes his mistress for a walk
  • Omelette with a Touch of Time and a Drop of Eau at allpoetry
    .
  • Cauchemar at allpoetry
    Suddenly
    We all were in the car
  • The Joys of Motoring at allpoetry
    My car requires an M.O.T.
    This means an awful lot to me
  • Curriculum Vitae at allpoetry
    Grey hair
    Still there!
  • Canine Heaven at allpoetry
    My dog leaps when he doth behold
    A Bellamy's meat pie:
  • The Road Ahead at allpoetry
    Pointing the way forward, they leap
    Ahead, svelte and smelted, not of lead
  • A Dreadful Planetary Catastrophe at allpoetry
    Promised the world only to get an atlas was
    An awful kind of shock, because.
  • The Tail of A Faithful Friend at allpoetry
    'Twas dreams of deadful avarice once led me to this land,
    Where the rivers run with platinum and zinc,
  • Valentine at allpoetry
    I send this Valentine to you
    The man I never really knew
  • The Perils of Uncontrolled Intercourse at allpoetry
    A guy who was singing while screwing,
    Lost the gist of just what he was doing,
  • Pastorale at allpoetry
    Each blessed day, the little lambs play
    All in a ring, as sweet birds sing,
  • Spirit of Love at allpoetry
    How can it be? I sit and watch the swirling snow
    While far below, a land so wild and free,
  • Moonbathing at allpoetry
    How sweet to stretch out
    In the clear light
  • Boots? Hoots! at allpoetry
    Boots may be filled in many ways,
    And in the dark Jurassic days
  • Campanology at allpoetry
    There once was a bull with a bell
    Which he hung from his neck for a spell,
  • Fusspot at allpoetry
    I am all fuss
    And is it us
  • Addiction at Thirty at allpoetry
    Addicted to words:
    I struggle to speak
  • Sleazy Cheese at allpoetry
    Sam was walking down the street,
    Laura saw him coming,
  • Tooth at allpoetry
    I broke a tooth the other day,
    Bit down too hard, it fell away.
  • Relationships at allpoetry
    A purple cow ? I wonder how
    That lady was created,
  • Cowed at allpoetry
    Cows are often called cowardly.
    In the case of this one
  • Insomniac at allpoetry
    Sleep?
    Deep?
  • [ My morning ] at allpoetry
    My morning
    Is the time of
  • Rabbie and Charlotte at allpoetry
    .
  • The Perceived Difficulty of Rhyming with Orange at allpoetry
    If you wish to make rhymes with orange
    Then the pronunciation must change
  • A Tap at allpoetry
    A tap will always drip, it's true,
    The water keeps on coming through,
  • Traveller at allpoetry
    I wonder where that lorry goes?
    For I arose at six a.m.
  • Fault at allpoetry
    It's not my fault
    I spillled the salt
  • Prayer at allpoetry
    The sky before the snow
    Grew pink, and seemed to glow
  • Only Communicate at allpoetry
    What is it all about? The neural pathways running through the brain.
    The swift synapses? No I can't explain,
  • Quodlibet at allpoetry
    A quagga who was querulous
    Made quite a quiverful of fuss
  • X-ray of My Heart at allpoetry
    I'm sad and yet I'm happy
    In love? Or out of hate?
  • Nollaig Chridheil huibh at allpoetry
    The title of this ode (it's true)
    Means Merry Christmas, all of you