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  • all my love, all my life at allpoetry
    The hours pass quickly and colors slip past me I wander the stairs and travel
  • japan at allpoetry
    it's only been three days, but I miss him
  • the bottom line at allpoetry
    you get back from the trip and suddenly, you realize your life is lacking something.
  • for a friend in the asylum at allpoetry
    Matthew, I loved you.
  • you were the quiet one in the midst of all my screaming at allpoetry
    you are the worst to have said you loved all my little insecurities,
  • fail at allpoetry
    There is no forgiveness after this, no saving prayer fragrantly offered up
  • blemished at allpoetry
    I want to make you last because I like you more every time
  • Column: Off to England at allpoetry
    trip
  • my words; your pictures. at allpoetry
    I want to leave with you on a long travel to a place where there are no mirrors,
  • to the friends who leave at allpoetry
    This is not a good-bye- though you are leaving and I already miss you,
  • Will I live another year? at allpoetry
    I've spent my life at school. I thought it would be done by now...
  • fears at allpoetry
    I go to my confessional with a private paper to confide in,
  • a song at allpoetry
    I believe in the light Cascading through your hair,
  • written about you, friend at allpoetry
    You remind me to be rooted in myself in spite of what I'm wearing.
  • paying the bills at allpoetry
    I watched you walk in black. I even drove you around Portland once,
  • At Last. at allpoetry
    (Given up and I want none of you; you are all the same now.)
  • a year ago, I was with you at allpoetry
    You were a dark-haired phantom walking towards the bleachers. Was it fate that we were both stuck there?
  • 4/17/08 I never met your mother at allpoetry
    Conclusions leave only shivers
  • So why stay? Why stay? You do not love me. at allpoetry
    There are lines that you cross every day with her as your friend,
  • 2 AM whining at allpoetry
    what used to relieve no longer works; it just colors my hands
  • You would scold me for this at allpoetry
    you are so predictable. you bounce between clouds, so we can only look up and glimpse
  • envy at allpoetry
    Today I saw it; I witnessed
  • mine at allpoetry
    . You are my drug
  • my affinity to love you at allpoetry
    you're never too hard to find... under my mattress here
  • not a poem. just a stanza to be used later at allpoetry
    you're never too hard to find... under my mattress here
  • I hate him, I hate him, I hate him at allpoetry
    1. Do you honestly remember the first air that escaped me, to your ear-
  • reason at allpoetry
    I love you for that sever inside you- your father rudely
  • Dear Robyn's Countdown at allpoetry
    I loved him in a week, in April. 14 months till I see him,
  • a repetition in my mind at allpoetry
    . Things
  • I want to hold your hand. at allpoetry
    I believe in the light cascading down through the strands of your hair and the shadows
  • the sleep you bring. at allpoetry
    I feel a tingling in my joints and in the base of my brain-
  • the nights of walking at allpoetry
    I remember all winter, through march, they tried to coax me out of bed. So worried
  • you rain. at allpoetry
    You avoid my voice. (te pregunto si vas a llamarme para mi cumpleaños?
  • away from me at allpoetry
    very short
  • tiny whispers at allpoetry
    I'll climb under forever
  • for you. for us. For Them. at allpoetry
    I lay in bed. I cannot breathe.
  • pebble at allpoetry
    Once I no longer laid in your arms, I wanted to be a volcano huge
  • Where I've been all along at allpoetry
    I piece together the alphabet with childish phrases, that don't stand for anything but messy scribbles on a page
  • limbo at allpoetry
    I picture my body swinging from a tree, blowing in the breeze...
  • You. at allpoetry
    You are in my locker I put you in there on the first day of school
  • Sm at allpoetry
    There are plenty of other girls to go for, with absent fathers or apathetic mothers.
  • for bethany; poor bethany at allpoetry
    yesterday you told me you needed him crackling voice like water on a heated stove
  • a children's game at allpoetry
    The Holidays will pass; No more niece to distract.
  • quotation collage at allpoetry
    He keeps asking me what's going to happen, expecting the world to switch its axis,
  • Column: try #1 revised [please read, I need advise on how to make it better.... or maybe there's no hope for it?] at allpoetry
    for a writing group, "Women's Literary Union," we have to write something (3-5 pages) on the topic of whether or not good/bad experiences are created by our point of view.

    there are many different aspects to the topic, and I've started writing li
  • prisoner at allpoetry
    this winter has hardly even begun, yet it feels colder
  • to my parents at allpoetry
    It feels like you don't understand what it's like.
  • stop touching what you don't want to hold at allpoetry
    you really think it's something to be glamorized? a display of sad clowns to make the people feel guilty for laughing at the jokes?
  • release collage at allpoetry
    split end which number?
  • parade at allpoetry
    I moved through feeling, stripped of shelter, I stepped beyond despair
  • Column: jotting down stuff.... not finished or edited... horrible... needs critiquing. at allpoetry
    I've added to it.
    I need to edit it insanely, but first I needed to get it off the scraps of loose-leaf paper and onto a computer screen where I can look at it clearly.
  • freight train at allpoetry
    I'm shaking with anger (like he was with cold and self-control that night spent on the roof) the adrenaline drowns me
  • the insatiable years at allpoetry
    It is as though the fifteen years prior were only preparation- a holding-on waiting period
  • the swing of it at allpoetry
    at the top of the pendulum I have the longest fall to shatter; to teeter.
  • Column: try #3 at allpoetry
    outline:

    story of him
    show possible ways to view the whole experience
  • Column: try #2 [outline] at allpoetry
    refer to try #1 "initial blurb"
  • Column: try #1... [rough draft, not finished...] at allpoetry
    for a writing group, "Women's Literary Union," we have to write something (3-5 pages) on the topic of whether or not good/bad experiences are created by our point of view.

    there are many different aspects to the topic, and I've started writing li
  • flying in make-believe at allpoetry
    I soar to levels I haven't caught glimpse of for months and I dance
  • inevitable at allpoetry
    I brush aside the dust to watch the scabs slowly seeping as I press them;
  • Breathing or dead. at allpoetry
    The languages I learn can't help me explain the smoke worming inside me. I don't know how I let you gain all control or why it keeps biting every time I've begun to ignore. I curled up in your skin and mirrored it to
  • fire II. at allpoetry
    with a burn, I don't cry I curve my straight line
  • fire I. at allpoetry
    I crawl back behind the sun, smelling my own breath there is no crying for empty ears to run from
  • reach at allpoetry
    there is no handle to flush the things repeating, forming landscapes like the curls
  • gravitational breakfast at allpoetry
    . .
  • mother, I let him in... and he will never come back out at allpoetry
    My eyes form double zeros like the sizes of your friends' jeans
  • I think I may even at allpoetry
    Sleeping with him again inside my glazed mind, I fear I may finish this long paragraph of mine
  • unfinished at allpoetry
    he gave comfort and worshiped me, so with him I could sleep,
  • el coche at allpoetry
    we had the same twinkle you went out to play; the cops sent word at 10-1
  • aire at allpoetry
    I need to write you down, to place you out on paper but when I think, I throw up on the page
  • qué será será at allpoetry
    if it's supposed to be, will it just fall into place? or do I need to be proactive
  • understanding what it feels like at allpoetry
    ...because I stare at pictures until my eyes ache because I speak like a two-year-old.
  • sin ti at allpoetry
    I want you to show interest and to care just a fraction the amount
  • failure at allpoetry
    I thought "this time..." I'd be able to do it: go longer than three months
  • insecure at allpoetry
    If you say I'm okay, I'll know you're a liar, because insecurity is an understatement.
  • navy blue at allpoetry
    (I.) I tried to wake myself up in mid-dream last night to spare my soul from sinking lower,
  • all the best, and I wish I were better at allpoetry
    I hope you get done all you had to do and that when the day is through, she'll be there with you
  • 1/2 Black, 50% Mexican at allpoetry
    I can't say I never think about you, and I'd be lying to myself if I thought I could be clean ever again,
  • nosotros at allpoetry
    you'll be my bottle of wine and i'll press my lips to you cold
  • You take one step, and I'll walk the rest. at allpoetry
    I'm frantic and can't sit still anymore as the heat from the computer swarms around the room
  • musician at allpoetry
    I wish I could compose a song One for us ranging from major key to minor
  • murderer at allpoetry
    I miss every fragment of simplicity we had. It wasn't much, but compared to now, it's a heaven. The kind you experience in a dream, and upon waking, immediately regret ever opening your eyes.
  • universal garden at allpoetry
    Le Jardin Fruitier
  • moon lady at allpoetry
    You struck me flat tonight; sent me into convulsions-
  • glutton at allpoetry
    a little ditty
  • monster at allpoetry
    You're not the only one who turns me into a monster, but you are the one I can't shout at
  • saturated at allpoetry
    I am a tree: a great big fat one that is merely nothing more than wood and dry roots,
  • first-class at allpoetry
    a family with a baby; it wails.
  • rockslide at allpoetry
    Every day, as it slowly fades into night; approaches then passes the hours you're at home,
  • quitter II: wishes at allpoetry
    qutter--- light, personal, & over-all-retarded.
  • quitter I : all things good and bad at allpoetry
    It's getting worse and worse; harder and harder to get out of bed after
  • upon hating how I react to everything at allpoetry
    I didn't know I could still be thrown over the edge
  • grating fingernails on a photograph at allpoetry
    that picture represented all the kisses given when my back was facing,
  • God at allpoetry

    Self-infliction
  • a birthday present at allpoetry
    It's almost your birthday, and I'm debating whether or not to give you a present.
  • relishing your knowledge of me at allpoetry
    I have never told anyone which part on my body I like the most,
  • symbol (written for lady gaia) at allpoetry
    I feel different today; I knew excitement when we found out,
  • remind me at allpoetry
    a voice against my ear costing twice my age
    per minute.
  • separation anxiety [prose] at allpoetry
    the sky begins to lighten from black to navy to gray to white
  • a sickening let-down at allpoetry
    I get dizzy, my arms join my feet,
  • feminine emotion at allpoetry
    heat circulating up up through my fingers and shoulders
  • the screaming in my chest at allpoetry
    a very long rambling with the occasional swearword.
  • anti-social at allpoetry
    I go to bed in the early hours of the morning with plans for bettering myself
  • a thought. at allpoetry
    . .
  • Today I practiced being your wife at allpoetry
    Today I practiced being your wife. I shaved my legs in the shower
  • sucely at allpoetry
    dust made me shades darker,
  • poets at allpoetry
    I forgot the words
  • el cielo at allpoetry
    Cuándo el cielo sonrió hacia abajo en nosotros,
  • I think about it at allpoetry
    I break my promise to never waste another second / and I / think about it. / I'd like to say I saw it coming, / was prepared / and expectant-- on top of everything, / but I still feel the burning i
  • diary II at allpoetry
    I don't even know what to say-- / you make me smile / and my teeth don't permit negativity / to penetrate through them / to you -
  • diary at allpoetry
    I'm falling backwards too quickly to breathe and / I can't find anything to slow me or anything to distract me / to ease my mind. / my vision is diminishing / with nothing wet to soothe the ache / yet it's not dry
  • ocean at allpoetry
    some say blue / others, green / clear, / or gray / but water is its own color / eliminating mother and father, / and it slid over us / colliding / twisting / his dark skin / with / my tre
  • the doubts about fame at allpoetry
    Do I have to wait for something extraordinary to happen- / maybe a death? / Or maybe I'd have to come from a fruitless beginning / to make a name for myself. / Will I be a tragic escapee writing letters to the pu
  • a rebuke for giving us our reputation at allpoetry
    All it takes for you to crumble, / slink back into shadows with infants carrying the face / of the enemy / is a stern look- / a muttered word, / or a name thrown. / So you win a back-handed kiss
  • home education at allpoetry
    Your alarm sounds and a light wakes up, / bringing two strong hands, a warm chest, / maybe a nipple to suck on / or a dry set of clothes. / Humming. / You'll close your eyes f
  • good morning sun at allpoetry
    I woke up and my parents were gone-- / my mother shopping for food; / my father running miles in his running shoes. / [I'm my mother's daughter.] / My sister kissed me on the cheek-- / coming from work, / on
  • empty at allpoetry
    I'd do almost anything / to feel your facial hair brush against the skin under my nose. / have you scoop me up and hold me / - / a brace around my chest bones; / keeping me together. / Hear your breath in my
  • sexist at allpoetry
    not many men write; / not many would know what to say because / most don't think anything on their own. / Like animals, they do what they must to survive / and they perform their tasks like robots / and in
  • my limbs ache at allpoetry
    My chin in my hand, / a bird crows / the grass grows / still I sit / I stare, I think. / the dog whines / my family eats, I don't taste / I wait. / the phone rings, it / isn't you / I sit.
  • the mother of my mother at allpoetry
    In a word, you are life / in all its color, with meaning, but genuine. / You radiate / with honest emotions / but descriptions don't weigh anything / until / introductions are made, / so
  • oh to just disappear: II at allpoetry
    I sat down / the location unimportant and began to / experience / what a deer must feel / when he hears the crack of a stick behind him / jolts of some electric punch coursed / from my shoulders to my hand
  • oh to just disappear: I at allpoetry
    No, it's neither sunny nor dark; / it is / its own forecast / with some navy and fog, / mostly a gray place / too far to see or predict, / but so close / it tickles /
  • letter to a baby: to the peddler inside my sister's stomach at allpoetry
    I knew you / before you had time to grip oxygen on your own. / A precious stone cocooned in a body / more delicate. / Your arrival has been like that of a train far away on the tracks, / when it
  • wish: wish at allpoetry
    You make it a whole lot harder than I'm used to / because your name comes up / and I remember how long it took me to prounounce it correctly, / but you didn't get tired of coaching. / And your accent still makes me gi
  • Column: gone for a bit at allpoetry
  • of fat and skinny and [I'm everything] in-between. at allpoetry
    I see a girl every day / with large calf muscles / to steady the weight between her hips and ribs. / with wide eyes, I asked her / when she'd be due. / "-but, / I'm not pregnant.." / we both answered i
  • art at allpoetry
    beauty and life, / but can ink draw breaths-- / roam freely from page to mouth? / can lines form the shapes / in the back of my eye-sockets / hiding under layers / of mucus and microscop
  • what i hear at allpoetry
    . / questioning / and disappointment.. / and let-downs lead to more questions.
  • premature mother & child at allpoetry
    I felt you crawl, / tinier than the pinprick they used to subdue me; / and I remember how I had felt happy at first / but later / the sledge hammers cracked their weight into my skull, / and my
  • all i ever wanted was to leave. at allpoetry
    Disappointment / and hanging around, and / I don't want to stay here / cleaning my room to destroy it and I'm ambitious / but lose interest, / and I'm here still, / swallowing my hateful words / and eating
  • a new dimmension at allpoetry
    I sing beauty and you're my inspiration as / I lie on my spine, / an upside-down tree waves to me / through a tinted window / and the sky doesn't try to hide its shadowed face / when I grasp it
  • becoming my biggest fear at allpoetry
    when will it stop? / when I'm twelve times my worth? / so they can accept the label my mind has been / Screaming out / for years? / So I can walk in the daylight to a store / and purchase the pills I us
  • [ I've accumulated ] at allpoetry
    I've accumulated / a few years and the burden of coaxing my mouth to open for inhales, / but sometimes I wonder / if I should keep myself shut forever / and if it would be so bad / if my name were written on a list
  • indifference at allpoetry
    my hair tickles my back for the first time in years, / with a new reaction, / and I don't show my mother-- / my head stretched back. / She has eyes and can see for herself, like she discovered everything else.
  • the most elusive pronoun at allpoetry
    1.i / he was a whole bed set, straight from the dryer / and inviting me in / 2.i / he was made of metal, / and magnets grew through my skin / 1.ii / I fell off the cliff, / a
  • boulders tied to my feet at allpoetry
    hope is the thing with feathers / flying out of view / casting shadows I can't escape from / belly-down, / and I stay put. / -
  • time at allpoetry
    first night away from home and I feel like I am choking / on the realization that can only occur / after such a night / as all last week's. / 8 days and scrapes are healing. / Denying how the roo
  • worship at allpoetry
    I smelled nice and had thoughts / that drove me to where / I used to have no hair. / Before Y's I had two X'es and I've / grown some, but remain. / I was aware / before I knew the name and eve
  • new beginning at allpoetry
    Oh, / to believe in reincarnation.. / to have / second chances or delay the inevitable. / what can she whisper / if nothing will come close? will we / still see her / when the sky mo
  • whim at allpoetry
    well / i find myself in doorways / never making up my mind, never dishing / the correct excuse. / but master, it gets hard to follow / ---yes. / and sir, I can't breathe / can't speak too w
  • Column: excuse. at allpoetry
    read my friends
  • I could hear myself slipping at allpoetry
    I can hear myself slipping, / my breath drifting even further / away and out of my own; / there was / is / no way to prepare for something inevitable like this. / Waiting / for the
  • plane at allpoetry
    I'm able / and I accept / the correct allottment of spoonfuls / without numbering / or crying. / I leave my eyelashes blonde, / and my eyes without night; / the color / of milk. /
  • I wish you my boyfriend at allpoetry
    I / wish you smile reflections / and arm hair close enough to tickle your stomach. / I wish you foot rubs / and twice your body heat under the covers / and after you've been taken, I wish
  • por fin, la verdad. at allpoetry
    You'll never know what I've done- / to others / with others / what I've dreamt of- / who I've / encountered; / completed / destroyed / abandoned / How I've grown / a
  • smoke at allpoetry
    . / I am a / room with no doors / a fire / never catching / yet / collapsing / and deflating / till I may / become air and / take myself away...
  • I've matured since then. at allpoetry
    I used to sit a slave / to my fellow Royalty-- / Casting out demons, / but the log blurred our vision; / until they, / my loathed lovers, / strutted in a duel / a
  • II. secretos at allpoetry
    toes / could whisper / if our lips tingled back to sleep / your soft, / tan / with my scar-pink-- / Barefoot; / and / I never knew where to go..
  • I. language-barrier at allpoetry
    los ojos / me miran y no puedo poner / este / beauty into words...
  • Oh to be spotless. (the red, white and blue) at allpoetry
    Oh, / to be spotless for longer / than fourteen days / for the first time since age twelve; / Helium feigned replacement / until heavy urine / transformed the brooding red / to a more dreaded
  • 13 times at allpoetry
    God loves a cheerful giver; /   [bum. bum. bum.] / you looked pretty gleeful to me / dishing out / consequential responsibilities. / And regret is sin's
  • rat's nest at allpoetry
    well I hope you feel / like a rat in a sewer: / floating around with your fellow garbage / and urine; / you never deserved a second glance / to identify you as the shape / lur
  • cilica at allpoetry
    he polluted me / until I disintegrated down / to shell fragments / / / littering the beach for you to find / and scour your teeth with.
  • Quad Me Nutrit, Me Destruit at allpoetry
    Syringes full of failed attempts / and locked plexiglass windows / [drips insignificance in nutrition labels] / / I'm swimming in my paper gown again, / sitting on cold metal / as they test my reflexes to fight b
  • venetian blinds at allpoetry
    today someone asked me / a question I can't answer / and it sliced through the blinds, / exposing stains / and it crawled / like a tick / undiscovered / behind my ear-- attaching itself
  • my lover, as a spider at allpoetry
    My lover, as a spider / sits in limbo; / lays in silence / waiting for me. / And I wonder as my shoe / sinks deeper, / where did all this anger come from? /
  • I hate humor at allpoetry
    I hate meter, / and I hate verse; / To rhyme like this / is a deadly curse. / / Gouge out my eyes / before I read, / Another poem like this / that sows the seed / / Of anger in my brain. / I can't sus
  • powder at allpoetry
    The paint on the shed is old, cracked / and flaking / just like the skin which still / billows out around me like the / pancaked gelatin they present us with / on identical spoons,
  • balancing act at allpoetry
    Our friendship / is a top-heavy, tower on wheels / that won't resurrect legs because / all forms of growth hormones got destroyed / when I finally realized I don't need / your permission
  • 3 cities on a hill. at allpoetry
    I. / / I stand here with only one foot covered, / like even my socks couldn't decide / whether or not to leave, / / and my skin inhales steam every other day, / but the dirt I call makeup never completely
  • reward at allpoetry
    I keep my cunt clean and polished / / every time I present / my face to the public / / -- / / just in case a boy, / or girl, / or man, / or woman / / calls me pretty. / / / / / /
  • in another lifetime at allpoetry
    I wonder what it would be like / if the baby had your eyes / / when he, or she, / finally arrives; / / and if I'd think of you / in the last throws when / my husband enters through me. / / / Will
  • running. at allpoetry
    from airborn to impact / shattering through / my toes, / / heels, / / knees, / / lungs expand but can't grow / like my reflection / / / hands in loose fists / awkwardly aid momentum / /
  • I'll decide- whether or not I'll be tied down. at allpoetry
    Well I wouldn't mind if I never talked to you again, / because as long as things are wrong, / I'll have a fresh poem on my tongue, / and I don't stay down / since I learned --on my own / how to appe
  • The storm results in calm, for me. at allpoetry
    I have always been / the calm before the storm / gently cooing those I reach to / with hints / and glimpses / at the puncture wounds / that polished wood / s
  • 17 at allpoetry
    Eventually, / / everything breaks- / / Like the cup you dropped / / when my jaw did. / / / ..
  • "I'm sad, but I pray that I'll see you again." at allpoetry
    I'm scared--
    because I can't see any further than my nose,
  • victory at allpoetry
    well I find myself
    making up excuses to hate you--
  • the food on his plate at allpoetry
    he sliced
    the meat to invisibility--
  • blanket at allpoetry
     
    all the times
  • Column: my trip... at allpoetry
    I'll be gone for a little over a week
  • bench for thinking. at allpoetry
    do I scare you?
    am I the bully
  • attention deprivation at allpoetry
    }:]
  • suspended at allpoetry
    Last night I
    debated whether it was worth it or not--
  • baby through a droplet. at allpoetry
    i.
    water balloon
  • cause & infect at allpoetry
    bunch of rambles........
  • crash & burn at allpoetry
    .
  • mono mindset at allpoetry
    the hatred, rage, jealousy, anger,
    hurt
  • it scared me to have power at allpoetry
    last night
    I dreamt you couldn't walk.
  • you'd place roses at my chin...but i like daisies better. at allpoetry
    so much for sleeping---
    I Knew it'd be You
  • take my breath away. at allpoetry
          i
    .
  • ballad of a big nothing. at allpoetry
    it's lonelier
    wherever I turn up-
  • I'm in this by myself. at allpoetry
    so this is what
    boxers must feel like--
  • [ oh my-- ] at allpoetry
    oh my--
    what large hands you have.
  • sensation that I get. at allpoetry
    while I sit at my desk,
    cool creeps into;
  • comedian, you. at allpoetry
    anyone that claims to "love"
    me,
  • and I'm probably the latter tonight.. at allpoetry
    .
    and I either
  • never good enough. at allpoetry
    topic= society
  • one-girl parade at allpoetry
    long....
  • Red Skelton at allpoetry
    .
  • keep a tight reign on your tongue. at allpoetry
    leave the white- the girl has come-
    is gone;
  • my manic. at allpoetry
    throw out all my dandelion seeds
    I wished too long on-
  • lung cancer at allpoetry
    .
  • my tiny wrists vs. strong fists. at allpoetry
    wishing for color on the other side,
    my toes drank of the Red Sea,
  • dirty fingernails at allpoetry
    You promised to help me stand,
    but silly me died
  • spotless mind at allpoetry
    .
  • zip-code. at allpoetry
    .
  • zodiac at allpoetry
    .
  • yak.( n. a stocky, shaggy-haired wild ox) at allpoetry
    .
  • colored me too green. at allpoetry
    green--
    like my face
  • crashing at allpoetry
    Spiral--
    brain has been jostled.