Tsarina• Show stories

Hi...
to learn more about me visit my ap site... o wat the heck i'll just paste it here.

i just took a learning test -- abstract randoms RULE

MY REIGN OF PATHETICNESS ON AP/sw HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN!!!! i have ballet for 2 hrs after school every day -- no time for watching avatar or writing poetry!!! all the poetry i will write this year will be posted at the start of summer (I hope!) I will barely be on, so just know that i'm not ignoring anyone -- i'm just being lame.
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yes this may scare some of you. i hate clowns. they make me feel like an emo.





MY GROWING AP FAMILY

ap big sis!!! Callienne Taren -- visit her page!

my REAL LIFE twin lise (fur elise) is my ap hamster.

i now have another ap hamster, RIP Whoever!

i have an ap cousin!! i love teddybears -- read some of her poetry!

my ap big brother -- rotipratarox! he is an amazing poet! visit his page.

MAH ap cuz! KTizzle! sweet poet, but needs to post more.

adopt your own virtual pet!


Hearts starve as well as bodies; give us bread, but give us roses. — James Oppenheim, "Bread and Roses"

Celebrities need the fat sucked out of their brains, not their bottoms. - Calvin's Mom, "Calvin and Hobbes"

It's smarter to be lucky than it's lucky to be smart.
Pippin's Father, "Pippin"

how can i judge another when i walk imperfectly?




O Lord, send us patience
During these dark, tumultuous days
To stand the people's persecution
And the tortures of our executioners.

Give us strength, O God so righteous
To forgive our neighbor's wickedness
And to greet the bloody, heavy cross
With Your meekness.

In these days of mutinous unrest
When our enemies rob us,
Christ the Savior, help us
Bear insult and disgrace.

Lord of the world, God of the universe,
Bless us with prayer
And grant peace to the humble soul
In this unbearable and fearful hour.

And at the threshold of the grave
Breathe a power that is beyond man
Into the lips of Your slaves
To pray meekly for their enemies.

-Tsarina Alexandra
My real name is Alexandra, even though i'm not Russian. My older sister, Marina (Opal Moon), named me after Tsarina Alexandra (well, kinda. she said it was a queen name. ^^)



PROFANITY IS THE EFFORT OF THE FEEBLE MIND TO EXPRESS ITSELF! (how many times must I say this, Ethan? lol Leigh)

hi everybody! my name is sasha. I love poetry and i like improving on it. i think it's a great way to express myself and be really funny at the same time.
I have light brown/dark blonde hair (i'm dyeing it darker ((maybe)) because i'm not a blonde or a brunette) i have lots of freckles (well, at least i think so) my skin is very pale, and i'm abnormally short. my cheekbones are high, so whenever i smile, it looks like i'm closing my eyes. it's so annoying! i wear glasses (my vision stinks) but i also wear contacts. oh, and i'm probably getting braces as soon as my mom calls the orthadontist.

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My Family

I have a mom, a dad, a twin sister (but I'm older by a minute) lise (visit her! she is fur elise) and i have an older sister (Opal Moon, go visit her) but she rarely has poetry. she has gotten like 50 emails saying "allpoetry misses u!"


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My Hobbies

I love school. I love to socialize and have fun and also i love to learn. it might sound like some barney show thing or potter puppet pals hermione (i love hogwarts! i love to learn. I love YOU, harry!) I love art and ela and sometimes science and once in a while gym, but not a lot of others. I'm not saying any names (wellness) but I really (wellness) don't like some subjects (wellness!) neways i like school, but I HATE math. I know I should be good at it and try my hardest but it is so hard to keep from doodling and writing. speaking of which, i absolutely LOVE drawing.i do it all the time during class and I love drawing anime/manga. I can't draw males, though. only little boys and little girls. and also chibi. if you are a manga/anime/chibi lover, im me! I'd love to hear from you! oh yeah and i play the violin. i'm not very good, but i'm learning verbrato and i am on suzuki book 3 *squee* ♫♫♫


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i have da sweetest homies. I'll give them some shoutouts -
LEIGH ( http://allpoetry.com/TwilightWolf )

Leigh! you are SOOO AWESOME! you are a great friend an eloquent poet and you have a wicked sense of humor (visit her at her ap page -- her ap name is harrypottergirl)


LISE ( http://allpoetry.com/user/fur+elise )

Lise! you are very cool and waay smarter than me (though I have to add, less organized) i must say, i am very glad to have you as a twin. you have mad poetic skizzles and very interesting ways of being funny...

MORE SKIZZLES

MARINA ( http://allpoetry.com/Opal%20Moon )
EMMA ( http://allpoetry.com/QueenEdawg )
MEREDITH ( http://allpoetry.com/Deadly%20Turnip )

I shall post more shoutouts but i'm afraid we have not much time... you see I am very busy with homework and dancing (yeah, 5 days a week)


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Month 1: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month 2: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month 3: You know what, Mommy? I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month 4: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month 5: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Month 6: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!!
Month 7: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just...One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

Repost this if you are against Abortion.


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My Likes and Dislikes

okay i need to post these just because i do...

likes:
-junior mints
-pumpernickel bread
-anything chocolate
-roast beef
-avatar: the last airbender
-watching tv
-barbecue chips
-ballet!!!
-talking with friends
-harry potter books + movies
-alan rickman ^.^
-the smell of peonies (i know what you're thinking but don't worry, it's a flower)
-angels
-movie popcorn with LOTS of fake butter on it
-johnny depp
-orlando bloom
-anything pirates
-anything purple
-anime
-painting
-sculpting
-sketching
-drawing
-anything artistic
-trying to finish the impossible quiz
http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossiblequiz.html
-magic!!!
-dancing
-dancing
-dancing
-and... you guessed it... dancing! ♥
-oh yeah, and dancing.


dislikes:
-profanity. i hate with a deep passion
-people who hurt other people and take pleasure in it
-cheerleaders (unless they're really nice and don't continually brag about getting third place in the nation)
-football players (unless they're not stupid and jock-ish)
-teachers who force you to learn evolution and atheism
-people who start global warming clubs
-boston (what can I say? it creeps me out.)
-people who don't go to church because they think it's... boring?! come on! there ARE war/action sequences in the bible AAND book of mormon, i'll have you know!
-people who think reading is for wimps
-predjudice against republicans
-predjudice against ANYONE!
-abortion!! it's wrong.


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My Writing Style

I like fantasy and funny poems, but not mixed together, that would be just plain creepy. I love writing funny rhyming poems. I think they go together well. Lately i've been brainstorming for some poem titles (and looking at some of the freewrite ones) and lately I've been taking the random ones from an emotional point of view (for example, black eyeliner) and the dark ones, well, lets just say I can't really relate to them. please use constructive criticism, just leave out how stupid I am!


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*REALLY MEGA BIG IMPORTANT THINGY THAT GLOBAL WARMING FANATICS NEED TO KNOW*

okay. so the polar ice caps are melting. well guess what -- THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT! the big meltdown is NOT a by-product of pollution or your so-called 'greenhouse gases,' it's... (drumroll please)

SOLAR FLARES!!!!!

the sun's activity is the highest RIGHT NOW (yes, right now) than it has ever been because it's simply GETTING OLD. *REALLY COOL FACT I BET NOBODY BUT MAH HOMIES AND CERTAIN NEWS WEBSITES KNOW* it's happening on mars, too! those polar icecaps are melting, i'll have you know! it doesn't matter if it has a 'thinner atmosphere' than earth. FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, IT'S FARTHER FROM THE SUN THAN US! UNLESS YOU THINK INVISIBLE NONEXISTANT EXTRA TERRESTRIAL ALIENS ARE POLLUTING MARS (?!) PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!


love sasha

(random piggy! yayz!)