Therenaissancegirl• Show stories

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
-- W.C. Fields
 
 
W.C. Fields was an effing genius!
 
Laugh!
 
...So now you know my sense of humor. I'm a crazy girl, blacker than night with an insane drive to succeed in a world that expects nothing of me. Life is rough, life is fun--but most of all, life is something worth living, and I want to live it to the fullest. I've tried everything: sports, music, art, writing... and not to be full of it, but I'm good at it all, too. Or that's what people tell me. I'm not so sure, though, because I am my own worst--or would it be best?--critic, and I am never happy with what I do.

Which brings me here. Is my writing something worth getting excited about? It's something I love to do, helping me deal with all sorts of shnizz in my life, and I've grown a lot since I started scribbling nonsense in a stupid little pink diary. Now it's up to you guys to help me grow even more. I love it when I get honest critique--not those people who write, "I liked it" even when they didn't because they don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. So if you don't like my stuff, channel your inner Simon Cowell and rip me to shreds with a sexy British accent.



 You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
-- Chris Rock
 
 
OMG haha another genius! But Mr. Chris Rock brings up a valid point that some people refuse to get: things are changing in the world. Ideas come and go, and stereotypes are constantly broken. I am 100% free of prejudices; I kind of have to be, considering how I am one of only three black students in my grade that is in honors classes. But the point is, I believe in tolerance. Of everything. A biggie is sexuality, which I find is one of the biggest problems in America. Who says guys aren't allowed to hug in public? And why is it that, if they do, they are speculated to be gay? And even if they are, who gives a shit? I have many gay/lesbian/bisexual friends that are absolutely wonderful people, and I am bisexual myself, so expect some dark blue or dark red stories in the future...

 

 

Boy Kiss

 Gay Marriage

It's not who you love that counts, nor is it how you love. The fact that you love at all should be more than enough for anybody.
--Me
 

I draw inspiration from many sources: pictures, movies, other stories, life, music... oh, my god MUSIC. I listen to everything, from rap to alternative to African tribal music to Japanese pop to Spanglish dance crazes, I play several instruments and--get this--I sing. I dance too, though not professionally. Music is a great form of expression, and if you feel like you are missing something in life then get out there and FIND A GOOD SONG!!!!
 
Music is Life
 
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons.
You will find it is to the soul what a water bath is to the body.
~Oliver Wendell Holmes

Alas for those that never sing,
But die with all their music in them!
~Oliver Wendell Holmes

Music expresses that which cannot be said
and on which it is impossible to be silent.
~Victor Hugo

Music produces a kind of pleasure
which human nature cannot do without.
~Confucius

If in the after life there is not music, we will have to import it.
~Doménico Cieri Estrada

My words of advice:
Music is life.
Love it.
 

 

 

Name: Renaissance

Nicknames: Bitch just kidding! Maybe...
Birthday: January 1st
Place of Birth: A hospital
Male or Female: Female
Grade: 10th
School: High school

___Your Appearance___
Hair Color: black
Hair Length: I got a weave
Eye color: black
Height: 5' 6"
Braces: Not anymore
Glasses: Contacts, if those count...
Piercings: ears and belly button
Right or Left handed: left
First Love: I'll tell you when I find him/her...

___Favorites___
Movie: Titanic (what a movie )
Song Right Now: "Whatcha Say (Acoustic Version)" by Jason Derulo
best friends: she's Arab and I'm black; we call ourselves the Reeses cup!
Sweet: chocolate
Footwear: Wedges

___Currently___
Feeling: confused as heck
Single or Taken: single and hating it
Eating: a chocolate chip cookie
Drinking: chocolate milk
Online: when I'm bored
Thinking About: a guy
Wanting To: go to the mall
Watching: American Idol (it's back!!!! )
Wearing: boyshorts and a hoodie

___Your Future___
Want Kids: two or three
Want to be Married: absolutely
Where do you want to live: anywhere but here
Car: whatever my hubby wants

___Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
Hair color: whatever looks good, brutha
Hair length: not bald; anything else works, even dreads if he can pull it off lol
Eye color: real. I hate colored contacts...
Appearances: he's gotta at least TRY to look good; matching clothes, takes showers, you know? And I like six-packs I also have a weakness for guys that obviously don't wear belts (got the sag goin' on haha but not too low or it's just dumb)
Hugs or Kisses: both
Short or Tall: taller than me
Easygoing or serious: whatever fits the moment
Romantic or Spontaneous: either is fine, both is better
Personality: outgoing, funny, caring, sweet
Sweet or Caring: haha check personality (above)!
Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: troublemaker

___Have You Ever___
Had Alcohol: not enough to get drunk
Ran Away From Home: only in my head
Been with someone: yes
Broken Someone’s Heart: yeah
Cried When Someone Died: well, of course. Every single time. Most recently it was Michael Jackson, may his soul rest in peace.
Cried At School: yeah.

___Do You Believe In___
God: I'm still deciding
Miracles: I'm staying hopeful
Love At First sight: more like lust at first sight
Ghosts: naw
Aliens: oh hell no
Soul Mates: yes
Heaven: yes
Hell: yes
Angels: in a sense, yes
Kissing on The First Date: sure why not?
Horoscopes: those things are always spot-on for me!

 

 

...So now you know a little bit about me. Wanna learn more? Add me as a friend! Read my stories! Comment! Live! Love! And as they say in Spain, "Viva la France!"

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. One last word of advice:
"my name is not a dick so keep it out of your fucking mouth."
--Kari Lee

 

Peace out, byatches!

~()_()~
=(^.^)=
*~*~*~*~*
(Best Bunny in the World...)



My SW/AllPoetry Family:

karisaurusrex the dinosaur

Katie the Vampire

Eddie (my wifey)

Stories I'm focused on

Active Contests

My Stories

1 - 3 of 15   Show all • Search

My Poetry

1 - 3 of 12   Show all at allpoetry

My journal entries

Guest Book

1 - 4 of 36   Show all
  • SAVAGEshark. on January 23
    FUCK! I meant I'm NOW intrested in you. That shit happens a lot lately.
  • SAVAGEshark. on January 23
    Amusing profile. Very funny. And with the quotes about music, I suggest you put this one too: Without music, life would be a mistake. Nietzche. Anyway, I'm not intrested in you. I'll read some of your stuff. Cheers.
  • Maxxym Neovalerious on January 18
    Love your page! It maked me laugh! You seem to be a funny and original person!
  • Accio Hairgel -xo on January 8
    I've only read The Broken Places and Lithium from you. I've been planning on reading some more but school gets in the way a lot -_-

Subject: