Guestbook entries for hey incendiary

It is an autobiographical piece. Sorry, no, it wasn't meant to insult you in the least.

wade and i have had six children out of wedlock, so back the fuck off his "taste in books" you desperate whore.
love you babe.

JENNIFER. QUIT BADGERING THE MAN ABOUT HIS LITERARY CHOICES.

George Orwell (1984)
F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby)
Voltaire (Dictionaire Philosophique)

^ <3333 I'm in love with those first two books, and I'm reading Voltaire's "Candide" right now. You have amazing taste in books.

Just wanted to let ya know. Mhm.

-jj

Okay, that comment below is painful, even if it was supposed to be. So here's a new one.
READ EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE STORIES BECAUSE YOU WILL RECIEVE ENLIGHTENMENT IN THE PATH OF THE CHII!
And because these stories rock. And some on the poems. Go read "Anatomy." Yay! ^_^ I love that poem.

(Or at least an attempt)

Yo, Wade is fly
Wade is cool
I always see him
At the school.

He writes some shits
That shits is hot
But sometimes I think
He's smokin' pot.

But most the time
He really slammin'
All his stories
Be downright jammin'.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd... I'll stop while I'm ahead.

I just noticed you're BRAND NEW here! I've only been using the site about 6 weeks myself, but it's very addicting once you make some friends and get into the contests, and posting your own writing. It seems to inspire you to write even MORE, and the contests are a fun way to learn different styles of writing when you have to follow different rules, and write about things you wouldn't ordinarily think of.

Anyway...I'm not a 'greeter' on here, haha...but if you have any questions about how things work, feel free to ask & I'll see if I can help.

Hope you have fun here,
*~Veritaserum~*

Hi TheBaronVVV;

My Username is -Syren- and everyone on the site simply calls me Brooke. I would like to welcome you to the StoryWrite web site. Our site is a community of people who all share a common desire to write, in some form or another, and to hopefully become a published author sometime in the future.

I would also like to take this time to let you know about the new members group on the site. This group was set-up to show you how to post your work onto the site and to give you an understanding of how the reading/reviewing of your work actually happens on the site. If you have not already done so, I would suggest you take a peek into this group and see how this process works. http://storywrite.com/group/info/New+members+group

Along with a new members group we have a New Members Contest that is held every month. Come and check it out. This month’s theme is: School and a couple of unrelated options. http://storywrite.com/contest/1789

It is recommended that all new members to the site give serious consideration to joining a writing group as a method of assisting them in becoming an active member of the site. It is a place to make new friends and get helpful critiques.

I have include below a few quick tips that have proven to be very helpful to new members in doing some of the basic functions necessary to get yourself set-up and running on the site.

There are some very helpful and entertaining columns on the home page. One in particular is fun things to do around Storywrite
http://storywrite.com/column/show/161

To find all the emoticons
http://storywrite.com/column/show/53

Chatterbox conduct.
http://storywrite.com/column/show/57

Trolls or Cyberbullies
http://storywrite.com/column/show/151

On the right hand side of the page is where you’ll find all you need to edit yours stories, change your user info, change your picture, etc.

Thank you for joining the StoryWrite web community. Keep penning.

~*Brooke*~