Guestbook entries for VanityAngst

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  • MetroHollywoodTeen on January 26
    Here is a joke

    This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

    He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

    "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

    "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

    He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

    Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

    She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
  • MetroHollywoodTeen on January 16
    Yeah, I was born from a man. LOL
  • MetroHollywoodTeen on January 16
    Cum sponge.
    LOL. JK
    Love Ya
    Take away my pic
    Its BAD
  • MetroHollywoodTeen on October 10, 2008
    *Cough* Dork
  • MetroHollywoodTeen on September 5, 2008
    Yes I did but he is cute and adorable and reminds me of a dinosaur for some odd as reason.... OH WELL!
  • Prodigious.Mirth on May 20, 2008
    Yes well I really should not of wasted my left over pennies of a wastfull whore like you
  • Prodigious.Mirth on May 20, 2008
    Why your half the reason I do it in the first place *OH BURN THAT ONE INTO YOUR SKIN*
  • Prodigious.Mirth on May 20, 2008
    Thats cause I do it a lot
  • Prodigious.Mirth on May 20, 2008
    Thats cause I do it a lot
  • Scaramouche. on May 19, 2008
    HeyLo
  • Prodigious.Mirth on May 16, 2008
    YOUR A TEASE ^.^
  • Prodigious.Mirth on May 16, 2008
    YOUR TO DELICIOUS TO INGNORE
  • Prodigious.Mirth on May 16, 2008
    YWEHHHH RIGHT
  • Prodigious.Mirth on May 16, 2008
    *nods* Seems to me my love you have hit a wall ROCK ON
  • Prodigious.Mirth on May 16, 2008
    well Im pretty sure by the way you slap around youll soon have to change your title to ms masterbation cause solo is all you will be doing
  • Prodigious.Mirth on May 16, 2008
    I am sorry I did not know I was a garden impliment... You on the other hand are a totally different word all together WHORE
  • Prodigious.Mirth on May 16, 2008
    Oh mISS masterbation Dont get ur finger stuck up That Slutty cunt of yours wouldn't want anyone to think your that desperate ^.^
  • Prodigious.Mirth on May 16, 2008
    YES ON... MILF SCREWING YOU betch
    (I mean that in a lovely way...
    Boo you whore <3

    I love you
  • Prodigious.Mirth on May 16, 2008
    LIKE DONKEY KONG
  • HeartStarEyeliner on May 16, 2008
    Sha POWY!
  • Prodigious.Mirth : ^.^ sleepy head says on May 16, 2008
    BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • HeartStarEyeliner on May 15, 2008
    SHA POW!
    Bing Bang Walla Walla bing Bang
  • SimplyTaylor : grr? on May 13, 2008
    ji?
  • alreadyloveuforever on May 11, 2008
    hi ashley, since i can't send you messages on this at the moment, if you want email me at david_cairns90@hotmail.co.uk or you can text, i'm sure you have my number. bye for now
  • NinjaMegami : hiiiii..... on May 5, 2008
    you are nice! wanna be SW friens? ( i don't go on SW too often - but still! ) would you?
  • MetroHollywoodTeen on April 18, 2008
    *screams*
    GET A DIF PICTURE!
    *Hates my picture*
  • HeartStarEyeliner on April 18, 2008
    Suzy is shocked. She hates her picture. Your ashley, her friend right?
  • MetroHollywoodTeen on April 17, 2008
    Wazzup Chica!
    It's... SUZY Q!
    You are now a cool poptart that masterbates... apparently my freind HeartStarEyeliner Agrees.
    *Shhhhh*
  • breakdown-beatdown : ello lovely Ash! on January 25, 2008
    ashley! how is my hun! talk to me sometime....Pawbud.....instant messanger
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