Guestbook entries for Nocturne

I like your page!

I clicked your name, because I was bored and wanted to see if you liked penguins.
Seriously. I'm not joking.


My mind works in wierd ways . . .

cool page.

my reason for landing on your page:
I thought that your name was music-oriented. as an aspiring musician, I check out music-sounding profiles.

does not compute

I love your profile.. and your cat looks just like my cat. Except my cat isn't a lawyer. She's a lazy bum.

Anyways, I was actually just surfing pages, randomly clicking on names in the list and checking out profiles. Glad I stopped by yours- its great!

Have a good day

Hmm.. It seems the reason I came to your page was to see if you were, in fact, as funny as I've heard from my fellow storywriters. And, I was pleasantly surprize! Well done.

-Vio

(Oh, my, these words coming from a fourteen year old! How touching? Lols))

I caught your comment on a bounce off of someone else's writing and figured since I was trolling the site collecting stories--and their writers I might pop in and check out what you have written and it was amusing.

Is there any way I could contact your cat? (There's a reason to add.) I wish my cat went to law school, but he's being rebellious. Maybe your cat can tell mine that he won't make it as an artist.

Being serious, your page is truly quirky and funny. I may have to read it several more times so that my laughter can keep the demons away. Demons are allergic to laughter.

Hi!

I don't think I've ever commented on one of your stories. Probably because I've never read one. I'll have to check one out if I ever get ahead on my reading.

You must be pretty good at fooling people into thinking you're a good writer because you have only gold and silver trophies. You should enter more contests.

Some tell me your a guy, but I thought you were a woman. Are you giving out any hints?

Andy

Your page gets more and more witty each time
I look at it.
I'm jealous.
Mine just gets emo and cliche.

"*Please note, some restrictions apply. Guarantee not legal in Canada. "

At that time I read that, I was drinking a milkshake, and choke because I started laughing.

You should put a warning that you can choke people.

Nice page.

-Alexis

Merry Christmas!!! Hope your holidays are filled with... what ever you want!

-Vio

Your page is a testament to small print.

I have another reason... i saw you under the moderator list so i clicked on the link!!!

lol, ur page is hilarious and your cat lawyer is cool. Have fun being heartless

M

I just had to ask whether that is your cat in your picture?? My cat looks exactly like that!!

Nah, it's no use... I tried to think of a clever other reason but I'm afraid it wouldn't be very honest. It's gotta be a mix of 5, 6, and 10. I love the quote about "...Be literate. Save lives." Great!! Also the one about readers running from you, screaming. Thanks for the good laugh.

Nocturne, if you're anything like Chopin's Nocturne you would be beautifully deep, enigmatic and soothing.

Who gives a monkey's bag of nuts if you're male or female.

To the cat-lawyer - the fish is coming, it's in the mail.

Elisabeth

nice page!!!!

Cause i felt like it i saw you under moderators and well it got me curious so i looked on your page your very sarcastic, sarcasim is my second language. Anyways your really cool. Ciao.Tessa.

#13: You joined the mod team, and fellow moderators wanted to see who they were being forced to work with.

DO you enjoy making people guess whether you're male or female?
You had me teetering in that question for MONTHS.

Seriously.

*laughs on reading Nocturne's page.*
Great stuff. Funny and sarcastic and witty and exactly what I like!

“Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oerdr the ltteers in a wrod are, the only iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a ttaol mses and you can siltl raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.”

And I'm thinking there's probably less spelling errors in that than most guestbook entries...

haha, your page is awesome. I love it =) So hilarious. I would like to meet this lawyer cat of yours.

~Aura ♥

^_^ nice page Noc. Pleasuer to meet u

wow i wish my cat doubled as a lawyer

I came to your page because I saw your name, and was wondering what in the world a nocturnal person was doing online at 11 in the afternoon. Then I decided you must be European. Silly time differenced. I kid, I kid.

i randomly came to press your name & it brought me to a page.... no i don't need help i was born this way. lol

Ha! Nice page, I applied to like three of those reasons on the list. And yeah, I do worship your username

Okay, maybe it's wishful thinking, but I have a slight suspicion you are Ellen Spears. Yes, I'm kidding myself. But your vast reading and some other things have led me to that conclusion. I know you are cachinnating as you read this, thinking, "Mane is out of his mind." Yes, he is. But I want Ellen more than anything (except becoming a published writer) and I'll do whatever it takes to find her.

Omg. I lufflesyour page so much! its pretty. and you name is awsome! (well, your Username)

That last bit, with the readers running from you and screaming...

Pretty insightful. Nutty girl with the cat lawyer: 1, the rest of us: 0.

Because people think they have free will and can do what they wish. They never realize that your page is the center of a great spiral and all things lead to Nocturne.

Hey, you don't happen to watch Danny Phantom do you? Nocturne is a villain on that show. I just wondered.

Oi there. I just wanted to thank you for putting me up in the spotlight for "Tattered Flag" It made my day seeing it, really.
So, yeah, thanks, good tidings to your family, my prosper fall upon your goat. Yada yada yada.

-So Be It

I hope that the cat will look at this one and smile: I stopped by because you wanted to enter something in my contest and I wondered who you were.

There. That ought to be something different.

I came along so see who they are adding into the greeters...