Guestbook entries for MyZeroForever

yush yush. <3 i love youuuu
you you cookie YOU
your cookie yoyoyou i love youuuu!

SOO. as soon as lesley comfirms she is fuhreee on sunday then ima be getting my ticket. hopefully. lmfao. OMG. i cannnnnnoooot wait!

i need a life.
>_<
lol.
im so bored, ive been on vampirefreaks all afternoon.
i like never get on there.
lol.

im borrrrrrrrrrrrrred.
=D

LMAO. im such an idiot. Never mind..its just the story write one.. hhaha xxd

huh.. Chris do you have two profiles... im confused :S

im stoked for this concert dude.

well, just metro station actually.
heehee.
muahaha.

soso dude. i started my job and as you can see... im effin busy as hell. BUT! i already took off for next sunday, for the concert. ima try to get my tix this weekend. so are you still going??

shhh

rofl!
nicccccccce. oh yeah and we were playing tag with Katy and this guy from my school (he's like a senior now..ha) and she was dressed up in some suit thing wtf?
and you gave me pennies for some reason and i threw them at her and hit her in the eye lmao oops
mr brightsideeeeeeeeee

Le Pink is!

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
[wtf why??!]

When you sneeze, all your body functions stop, even your heart.
[WTH?! im never sneezing again XD]

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OoO]

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!
[aha now that's funny...]

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!
[really?]

More people are alive today, than have ever died.
[uh, huh?]

The word ‘and’ appears 46,277 times in the bible.
[who decided to count all of the 'and's'?]

Your thumb is the same lenght as your nose.
[haha, whoa! duuuuuuuuuuude...]

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
[um, duh.]

A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.
[lol. tsk tsk tsk. stupid anorexics!]

35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
[whores.]

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
[omg im never sleeping again either...]

Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!
[haha wow. thats grossfunnyhilariouslydisgusting!]

There are approximately fifty Bibles sold each minute across the world!
[...WHY?!]

Tombstones were originally put over graves so that the dead could not escape.

Disney world is twice the size of Manhattan.
[thats purty sad]






(lol i think im done and completely bored! weeha!)

lol yummeh!
CHOP CHOP BOOOOOOB!

IDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKKK. muahaha i had a brownie for breakfast!!!!!

why because fricken Ronnie isn't in it? XD lmfao.

what? no. I got a name and a whole first chapter. WEEHA! =] I'm stoked fer this story! muahaha.

your names picking skills suck. FAUILURE!

duuuuuuude where be you? I need a guys name. I'm writing a story. ABOUT VAMPIRESSSSSSS. Ugh. *in deep thought about boys names&

effing myspace.
scoff.
cant believe it wont let me on.
lol.

me bored!!!
muahahaha.

that's bull

Well shut up about texting. It gets on my nerves, even if you are joking.

I really don't care. Texting is stupid. Period.

whatever

is not

not the same

hell no. that's impossible!

Too bad because I won't text back. People need to learn how to live without talking to someone 24/7

EWEWEWEWEW!

i thought we could wait for the fireworks

k

watch it it's in tune haha

sorry just had to brag for a second

i'm bored

if i'm like that then, yeah.

ewwie yerself. lol. pervy.

mmm i saw her today =]
you should have like screamed at her.. maybe not, that might have scared her... lmfao.

lol no 'w' cuz im hxc gangsta haha. XXD

hoooo?

I TALK REALLY LOUDLY. XD

mmmm ima really good sanger, and nobody not be noticin dis.
bah bah baddabahbah. lol.

FO SHO homieshizzle.

lol but muh prof be pimpin haha

lol yeah, you can look at muh myspace prof and see that, im pimpen it... muahahahahahahahhaahahahaah
ahahhahahahaha
hahaha.

i know brah and we was derr on halloween dat was mad scary i thot i was goin die or sothin. buts i got muh candi

1+ w@$ m@d CR@Z1 y0.

haha...

lol you need to freshen up on yer gangsta language fo sho man. dats how dey speak in da hood, i know i cuz i been derr and it be like mad crazy yo.

lol.

shut up yo dey bee mad cool dawg.

but Paramore is beast yo.

lol ohhh yeah thats hardcore XD

yeah and we did the odyssey like the second week of school lmfao, now we're reading uh... a lesson before dying


tsk tsk tsk , ive never used sparknotes, to confusing lol. XD

no. like you guys are reading the odyssey... or like just read it right???

haha fer our book reports, all we have to do is write like three paragraphs about it... SOOOOOOOOOO easy XD muahahahahaha.