Guestbook entries for Corpses

Awe no more funny ranting?

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♥

Where have you been? I miss talking to you

Love,
AJ

what...? what? what happened to your twilight rant? it's gone....

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I'm unnecessarily unhappy about this.

Happeh Holidays ?

(:

Holy shit your like my twin, but in man form XD Sorry, I decided to sign random peoples profile! Hope you dont mind! I thought it would be fun
*~Raven~*

I read some of the entries in your contest.
None of them are going to make you cry. A lot of them are generic sadness angst crap.

"BAWWW MY BFF DIED"
"BAWWW IMA KILL MYSELF"
"BAWWW MY PARENTS DEVORCED AND NO ONE LOVES ME AND I'M SOOO ALONE AND MY CAT DIED AND NOW MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE."

yep.
XD!
Actually, one of them made me laugh.
XD!!!

Haiiii you're like in the Joker group buwahahahah Howz you doing?

For someone who's no good at talking about themselves, you did a pretty good job laying yourself out.
I'm a fan.
You're witty and you like grammar.
You may or may not be a soul mate of some variety.
-Sarah.

I don't think I've ever told you but I really really really love your profile picture. It's so messy with all the paint but... what's the right word... I don't know... epic. yeah.

nice page!!!!!!!
not much color but o well...(i LOVE color)

-trish

Holaaa.

hows life for you?

ur page is s0 diffrent!

btw im nakita
nd im boared so i go around random pges and sign guestbooks,read there pages and stories nd stuff.

I fuckin' love that joker quote. It makes me all giggley. (Does that make me evil? I think it does ah well, like the world's not evil enough.) Any ways. Your personality thingy makes me laugh. *sign's it.*

I just read your whole about me section. I found it quite funny. How old are you, mate?

Happy late birthday , dude >_>

Why, what'd you do?

Yeah, he was the pedophile in Hard Candy. I seriously kept expecting him to start singing. It was easier for me to watch 300 because Gerard whatever was wearing a mask in Phantom.

I don't think he looks like Nite Owl. Who's playing Rorshach?

YES. I AM A MARRIED (in California) MAN.

Holaaa

WHAT

Dude, am I coming over to your house tomorrow or what?

lol.............

Hilarious new stuff. Wow. I thought the Joker was a bit creepy; from what I've seen of him in the pictures and trailers. You actually cut yourself? Remarkable.

also, i read all of those lotr things, and laughed my ass off :]

THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME GET RID OF THE DIRT
*runs around screaming*
STOP SOUNDING ATTRACTIVE TO 13 YEAR OLD GIRLS PLZ!!!

Hey now, I don't appreciate that sort of slander. D:<

haha.. nothing much!
i'm new to story write and i'm trying to think of a kick butt story to put as my first!
how about you ??

XD! Maybe. I'll think about it.

dude, yur so funny how could u not have friends, i loved just reading your about me section, even though some of it was a bit sad feel free to tal to me, im random and spacey too

"Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was...a drinker...and a fiend. One night he goes off crazier than usual, and Mommy picks up a kitchen knife to defend herself. Well, Daddy doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife and slices her up, laughing as he does it. And then he looks at me standing there, and says, "Why...so...serious?" And as he's walking over to me: "Why...so...serious?" And then he puts the knife in my mouth, like this, and says, "Let's put a *smile* on that face!"

Saw that movie last night. =] I found The Joker to be very funny. I think I've got a crush on him now or something. =X

Weird.

Anywho, hello. =D I'll be leaving now.

-jj

OMG WATCHMEN MOVIE I KNOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!

*is freaking out*

!!!

Holler.
1. I got here from sneaking around Freddie's page, so blame him if you find me a creeper.
2. You share a birthday with my mother. How bizarre!
3. You speak Russian, and I am going to Russia, so we should further this communication.
4. Wherever you guys are from, why are there no nerd-girls? How lame.
/mads

P.S. There's a new Artemis Fowl book! I saw it when I was in Cana-suck, but mom wouldn't let me get it. D:

Oh, you. :3

YAH I HAVE A BF! Jason asked me out. :]!

Haha,yeah me and my friend Liam just randomly set stuff on fire sometimes,lol.
Like yesterday we bought three packages of 70cm sparklers and went out to a field when it got really dark out, and just lit them all up at the same time. It looked awesome. Lmao,but when we went to the corner store to buy the lighters to light up the sparklers, the dude working there was like "Are you both gonna like smoke some cigs or weed?" And I was just like "Uhmmm, =]"

Lol,yeah if I had money I'd probaby just spend it all on poprocks and clothes =P
Yeah I like to shop but all the malls near where I live don't really have the clothes I like. Like the malls here have all the typical clothing, but I like more of a grungy style.

I lie my ass off most of the time. When I was younger I was seriously a compulsive liar, I used to lie about the most stupidist things. Like when I was in the second grade I told my mom that my teacher strangled me(which was a complete lie,) and then my teacher had gotten into a bunch of shit by the school. I don't regret that lie though, damn old bitchy hag deserved it. I still lie a lot till this day, but not as much as I used to. And like what you said, if I were to lie about something and people were to go along with it, then I'll just keep going along with it as well.

Ohh,now I know what D&D is. I'm not too familiar with it, but yeah I know what it is.
Sorry for this long-ass comment. I sometimes get carried away.Lol.

Damn don't be so critical of yourself dude.

ZOMG XD You sound really cool! XD I'm Alex X) Nice to meet you! I've recently taken up the hobby of randomly going onto peoples' pages that I don't know and signing their GUESTBOOKS *cough*notWalls*cough* so yeah! Coolie!
<3,
Lawliet

Hi..

I like the way you introduce yourself. Straight out is always good.
You like comics? How about manga? I addore manga ( asian )
Nice to have met you!

I'm not bored anymore though =]
I just came back from my friends place. We lit a bunch of shit on fire so I'm still quite entertained, lol.

Haha,you just want their money. I'm like that too though, my grandfathers brother is like really really rich so whenever he comes over, which is like usually two times a week I act really nice to him, so he gives me $20,lol. Little does he know that I think that he's a little bastard.

Lol,I seriously don't know what Dungeons and Dragons is. I think I've heard of it though. Is it like a computer game or like online game? Cause if it is thats probably the reason why I don't know about it, I'm not really into those sorts of games.

Hey Jeremy =]
I'm Carly.
I'm alright,just bored as fuck. lol.
What you up to?

Oh,and whats D&D? lol

Peter's right, I did say that. Pretty much exactly in that way, too. :]]

dude, that's not cool, you need to run away. xD
kyle
kevin.
ridiculously close. xD
and I was going to make him have brown hair, but then i was like "brown hair is too generic and dumb" so he has blonde hair and Kevin's hair is whiteish where as Victor's hair is yellowish
savvy?

Have you ever noticed that pretty much all azn kids are fucking adorable as hell? If I ever marry someone, they must be azn, if I have kids they'd better be cute or else!
I went to walgreens to buy nail polish, but I ended up getting tea and candy. I was like oh wait.. XD!

and I gave Victor a lisp because Lonika was like "HE'D BETTER BE NOT UGLY UNLIKE ALL YOUR OTHER CHARACTERS!!132423904" and I was like "ok, I'll make him painfully adorable XD"

Oh look, you're online.

I think...?

You should get on messenger. :]

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Oh my gawd, the corner of the screen says "Hola, TangentTeaParty".

I think I love this place. <33

BFF!! You suck. A lot. :3

I LURVE YOU.

OMG ;D
now we're all here, my bffs(who I hate)