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The phone rang, jarring the President awake from his slumber mid-snore. He groaned, looking at the time, and reached for the receiver. “Hello?”1
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Offensive Satirical Comedic Outlook on Mainstream Christianity.
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What would happen if a TV station captured the first zombie...
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This is my sad, sad attempt at satire for my English Final. Tell me what you honestly think!
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What to do about arguments in the Chatter Box (CB)
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Sometimes writing contests can be so grueling.
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(This Story Is Based Of An Event That Took Place In Florida at Mcdonalds. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,504125,00.html)1
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I had been initiated unwillingly sometime in the 19th century.
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Oh boy! Such a lot can happen during a hiatus. Even the world can change.
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MIDDLE EAST (Jan. 02-09) Former Georgia Congresswoman and Green Party presidential candidate Cynthia McKinney's latest attention getting,
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GAZA STRIP, Palestine (Dec. 27-08) The Arab League has condemned the recent Israeli attacks into Radical Islamic Hamas controlled Gaza Strip Saturday. Many leaders have condemned the military response to ongoing rocket fir
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WASHINGTON DC (Dec. 19-08) Keeping with his campaign promise not to raise taxes on the middle class President elect Obama has proposed a n
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BAGHDAD, Iraq (Dec. 17-08) On Sunday, an Arab journalist overshadowed U.S. President George Bush's fourth and final visit to Iraq by lau
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BAGHDAD, Iraq (Dec. 14-08) President George W. Bush made a farewell visit on Sunday to Iraq aiming to celebrate a new security pact betwee
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CHICAGO (2008 12-11) - Today President elect Obama condemned the radical Illinois Governor's activities, asked him to resign and further
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NEW DELHI, India ( Dec.13-08 ) The Indian navy seized 12 Somali and 11 Yemeni suspects, two small boats and a substantial cache of arms and
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It must be depressing being the last piece of bread in a sliced loaf. I imagine it’s almost as bad as being the first tiny slice . . .
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The things we do for family...
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How would Cinderella be in present times?
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Why I hate economists: They idolize markets1
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A safety manual for a fictional children's toy set.
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Has anyone else been irritated by the incorrect conjugations of "to have" floating around in our society (especially in the media) today?1
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Ever since my father left it’s as if my mother has spread her legs as an offering for the god’s to deliver her salvation...
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RANT IS UP!
Haha, more of a mock rant then an actual rant.
But i had fun writing it!
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dear decay; what a pretty thing when dressed in white.
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Everybody thought they were the king or queen of their little pop culture world and everybody thought they had a right to superiority. Thes
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It's that time of year again. The time when a bunch of men head to a field to play with their balls...
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school buildings are MUCH safer to climb than trees.
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1 / Smokey the Bear served a long and honourable career in the Department of the Interior as the spokesperson for the forest fire prevention campaign. His face and message were on thousands of si
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Dear Parents or Guardians,1 / We thank you for paying your taxes (which we’d love to raise for you). We at LHS are very happy to take in the new batch of Freshmen and instruct them in noble the w
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As a race, we’ve come a long way in the complicated and subtle arts of killing Mother Earth. Millions of years ago, literally no unnatural damage was being done to the atmosphere, water, and land. Of course, back then the
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It used to be "Goodbye cruel world!" Now, a little more information is needed!
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Beating the Bush: A Short Biography1 / George W Bush is a name that no one is going to forget in a while especially people living in Iraq a
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Life can be a pretty hard pill to swallow [for a contest]
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Have you ever wondered; what happens to a Hostage in Counter Strike when they are not waiting to be rescued? Find the answers today.
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1 / OPUS’ DAY?2 / GOD came slamming through the door and threw itself into its super-soft generic, eco, revolving, and gas-uplift chair, wa
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Our heroine must fight a manipulative and malevolent master of telemarketry. (Just being creative  )
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Sidney Prescott’s hands trembled as she pulled the key from the ignition of her car, clinching it tightly in her fist. Her shoulders in the
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You say we have a problem foe / With air pollution and such / Overpopulation / The toll seems too much / Here's a deal to fix the world / It seems a bit extreme / But to solve all problems / It's just a little t
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