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"Come in," she growled in answer to the timid knock on the office door.1
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Sitting on her favourite stool, she allowed random thoughts to flitter and flutter through her mind. 'Why did he leave me?'; 'Where is he n
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Holmes and Watson, with some disagreements between each other, work together on a very strange case.by Jovi-Aero 1100 words, 16 comments, on Feb 26 2:01 PM. In Dark, Fan fiction, Folklore, Humour, Mystery, Sherlock holmes
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If Hitler loved Jew1
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The skies had turned to shades of grey and green, the earth brown and baron. Megalithic storms raged on black seas, and wild winds whipped the surfaces of the world. The great cities of humanity had broken to dust, craters ma
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"Boo!" hollered Calamity Fungelfink, a huge grin appearing as she watched the rats scurrying away.1
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What a jip, I feel like I’m part of some cheap drag show, but without the Intrigue transvestitism. To my knowledge. The voice of the now di
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He walked along the pavement, a smile vibrating across his face, emitting warmth to all all passed him. He wore scruffy clothes, with a denim jacket patched at the elbows, trousers thin and well worn, a hat that had seen many
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“You are all right, aren’t you?” said Teraform anxiously. “You had better be, because you just about gave me a heart attack, boy."
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"Surely you don’t expect me to go and eat a sheep? I don’t think it would appreciate that very much.”
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“Look at this: he’s saying good evening.” “He said good evening, he did,” said the other one. “He's lucky we're locked up, isn't he?"
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Matt was a musician that was mostly supported by his parents who resided in the suburbs of Detroit while he chased his dream to be a musician in Chicago. Matt was an uncommonly good looking young man that also had the bodby John Mark Calahan 3200 words, on Feb 1 4:34 PM. In Chicago, Chicago police, Cops with big dicks, Human interest, Humor, Humour
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Frank had decided that for the New Year, he would get into the best shape of his adult life. This meant less booze, fast food, doughnuts, soft drinks, sugar, useless carbohydrates and just about everything else one might com
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Mandy: So, it looks like you're all set to go.1
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Now as the phone was ringing, Mort was watching a live broadcast of a fire happening at a building that he managed that was owned by his boss, Steven Swartz. On the phone was the janitor to the building by the name Dwight Eby John Mark Calahan 500 words, on Jan 25 12:57 AM. In Building maintenance, Dwight eisenhower, Humour, Jews, Romanians
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Now keep in mind that our hero in part 1, blended one day into the next without the benefit of any sleep. He has spent over $15.00 on over priced coffee which included the obligatory drop of coin change into the barista’s clby John Mark Calahan 1400 words, on Jan 22 2:35 AM. In Chicago police, Fake injuries, Heroin addicts, Humour
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She thought that such thinking was unthinkable (which was true for her) and anyone who thought otherwise needed some serious rethinking.
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Has Ida finally caught Bebo? Will Tessa, Kyle and Corinne head home?
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Ida's back. She's in for a big surprise.
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Lester Vandermere was born and raised in Warren, Michigan. Lester’s parents dropped Lester off with his mother’s parents as a toddler before they took off to concentrate on other things that interested them more about life sby John Mark Calahan 2200 words, 1 comment, on Jan 10 4:30 AM. In Adhd, Baseball, Detroit, Humour, Ocd, Racism, Terrorism, Tourette's syndrom, Tsa
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Colin Mason left Grand Rapids, Michigan to pursue his passion of being an artist in New York City. He found job in a coffee shop with a struggling black poet by the name of Deandra Dixon. Deandra wrote poetry about being bby John Mark Calahan 1800 words, on Jan 4 1:47 AM. In Humour, Interracial, Mississippi, New york, Race, Speeding
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How is homework evil? Homework is evil in multiple evil ways of course. Despite the fact that teachers and certain students say it is helpful for studying and tests I highly disagree with that. Homework is something that kidby MoreTears2Fall 500 words, 5 comments, on Jan 1 2:56 PM. In Depressing, Evil homework, Help us we hate homework!!!, Humour, Life, Sad
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Eli had been a teenaged boy during World War II and wound up in several different concentration camps. When it came time to declare a tradby John Mark Calahan 2000 words, on Dec 26 3:49 AM 2009. In Chicago, Concentration camps, Evictions, Humour, Jews, Santa claus
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by Shade184 800 words, on Dec 18 6:34 PM 2009. In Computers, Humor, Humour, Poem, Slackstuff, Technology
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Now Felix Pride found the love of his life at the tender age of twenty. Felix married Rebecca and they lived in a big house with no children and everything was great, on paper, as the saying goes.1by John Mark Calahan 1400 words, on Dec 15 1:40 AM 2009. In Bigamy, Chicago, Detroit, Humour, Manic disorder, Podiatry, Property management
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by John Mark Calahan 3100 words, on Dec 14 5:47 PM 2009. In Canada, Chicago, French, Humour, Ice hockey, Quebec, Zamboni
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Monique de la Croix came from Haiti in 1986 with her son Elmer in tow. They braved the seas between Haiti and Florida and played a bizarre game on the shores of Miami where by if a refugee could touch dry land, they could stby John Mark Calahan 1700 words, on Dec 8 12:45 AM 2009. In Bill clinton, French, Haiti, Humour, Ice hockey, Montreal, Tennessee, Tiger woods
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People marched backward and forward (and sometimes side-to-side, but never up or down, unless there were stairs involved)
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by John Mark Calahan 1900 words, on Dec 4 5:14 PM 2009. In Buffalo, Canada, French, Humour, Ice hockey
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Revolutionary Surf Company1by John Mark Calahan 5300 words, on Dec 1 5:21 PM 2009. In Bank robbery, Cuba, Fidel castro, Humour, Los angeles, Surfing
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Perhaps you could call them immortals. Strictly speaking they weren’t, not because they dropped dead ever so often, but because they did not know what death was. There were only a hundred of them and shockingly, referred to e
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Trina stood out in front consoling her brother as he cried. All of Terri’s medicine1
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by John Mark Calahan 2100 words, 4 comments, on Nov 29 3:30 AM 2009. In Adult, Chicago, Humour, Internet dating, Oral sex, Pheromones, Tapas
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Blackhumouristpress's BlogNovember 23, 20091by John Mark Calahan 1200 words, on Nov 23 12:36 AM 2009. In Chicago, Cricket, Fire, Humour, India, Jewish, Menage a trois, Mexican
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Zimbabwe and Rhodesia1by John Mark Calahan 2200 words, on Nov 21 2:33 AM 2009. In Chicago, Cricket, Humour, Red cross, Rhodesia, Robert mugabe, Zimbabwe
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The phone rings and Dean rolls over with an exaggerated sigh to answer it."What?" he asks and suddenly sits bolt upright, "You're sure? fine. yeah, we'll be there." he snaps the phone shut and kicks Sam awake. "Get up. we've
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Now Steven was worried about pleasing his younger wife. She had told him matter of fact like one night that she loved to have sex for hours, several times a night. Steven had gone to the junk box on his computer and openedby John Mark Calahan 800 words, 3 comments, on Nov 16 12:45 AM 2009. In Barbados, Canada, Casinos, Frank lloyd wright, Humour, Luiseno indians, Rcmp
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"Ryaaaaaannn! I'm heeerrrreeee!!" "Oh god... It can't really be," he muttered in disbelief, turning to the door.
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by Melissa HoneyBee 700 words, 6 comments, on Nov 13 9:47 PM 2009. In For contest, Humour, Reality tv
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Nathan McEwan gets a visit from a strange stranger
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Ida is required to stop a sex shop going out of business.
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by Deanae 800 words, 1 comment, on Oct 21 6:19 PM 2009. In Emmie, Emotions, Humour, Lucas, Mockumentary, Queenpetra
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Um... pretty much my own little rant... i don't like twilight IceCrystal7
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