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The phone rings and Dean rolls over with an exaggerated sigh to answer it."What?" he asks and suddenly sits bolt upright, "You're sure? fine. yeah, we'll be there." he snaps the phone shut and kicks Sam awake. "Get up. we've
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Now Steven was worried about pleasing his younger wife. She had told him matter of fact like one night that she loved to have sex for hours, several times a night. Steven had gone to the junk box on his computer and opened
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"Ryaaaaaannn! I'm heeerrrreeee!!" "Oh god... It can't really be," he muttered in disbelief, turning to the door.
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Nathan McEwan had a routine. Every morning he would wake up at six fifteen. He would swear and roll over. He would wake up again at six thirty, and pull his tired carcass out of bed. His wardrobe was not decorative. Most of i
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"Aye fullas!" Bob called. "Oh hello there," Arnold-the-american replied.
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Ida is required to stop a sex shop going out of business.
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Um... pretty much my own little rant... i don't like twilight
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For Lynchi's contest  But please read, it's an awesome rap. (hopefully you'll get a laugh)
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Frederick the goldfish was plotting his escape. Because, while he lived with his new family and Polly the parrot and Douglas the dog, he actually missed George the slob. While George had been a lousy owner, never cleaning th
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by Plogop
1000 words, 3 comments,
on Sep 12 2:53 AM. In Humour
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Just a random story, no real point to it.
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Hi! I knew you were coming so I baked a cake. Take a seat and I'll tell you about another of my famous cases. What? You would like a piece
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birds weird me out. i don't know where things went so wrong. i had canaries, finches, lovebirds, quails, budgies and a cockatoo when i was growing up. i loved those birds... until i found out they were making me sick.1
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"What's the time, son?" Asked Mr Greg, munching on his tea.1
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One day there was there was a boy called Nathan. And he worked night and day and had a very poor family. One day when he was looking for food He saw a very beautiful and expensive carpet Nathan stared at the beautiful carpet
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On second thought, let's not read this story. 'Tis a silly tale.
by Obani
500 words, 4 comments,
on Aug 19 9:41 AM. In Astronaut, Fantasy, Funny, Humor, Humour, Knight, Potted plant, Silly, Weird
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A play by Clary, all rights reserved.
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For inspiration in these stories, and many ideas, Mikey Murder xxx1
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This story is set in Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld. It is about his two characters Death and Gaspode the dog.
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The day Colonel Custard was out-smarted by Chief Standing Cow.
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Ida decides to visit Calgary for the Calgary Stampede.
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Tessa goes shopping and meets up with...Corinne!
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Hi! So you're back for another of my tales huh? Okay, take a seat and I'll tell about the time I nearly died. You know my name's Hoe, Ida H
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GUTS GUTS GUTS.. hmm, ok not so much guts... But horror
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"Are they short longs or long shorts?" Tessa quipped, looking at sheriff Fullstop's attire1
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This is the beginning of a very odd story.
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A distant rooster welcomed the dawn, his gutteral crowing synchronising with Tessa's attempt at singing. She was dressed in a black silk d
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“Open up, I know you’re in there!”
The knock on the door gets louder and more aggressive.
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Opening the door and stepping inside the bar, Tessa took a moment to scan the room. She headed for the booth where Corinne was sitting in
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Try to imagine everyday colours trying to have a civil conversation together. This is what I came up with.
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The boss casually removed her dark glasses. The trio of junior editors standing in front of her desk drew in deep breaths. Looks of conce
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Romeo tramped the cobbled streets. He was thankful the rain had subsided. Opening his tunic he pulled out his futuristic instrument which
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In the end, Soda drank soda and danced.
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Weeeelllllll!!!!!! The meeting COULD have taken place as described - couldn't it?
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Peering through the haze of the early morning mist SensibleBigJames watched the tail lights of the removal van disappear. Looking up at th
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There was an explosion…POOF… and a shower of red dust rained down on her head. A large figure strode purposefully through the dust.1
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Pig 1: Once upon a time there were three little pigs and they -1
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"Are you OK Shanice?", asked Alice.1
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Tessa's decided to buy some clothes. Spare a thought for the store owner.
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