Stories by randy johnson, by newest first

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  • Wal-mart's blunder
    The people who run the Wal-mart stores are trying to make their employees vote for McCain.1
    by randy johnson 100 words, 1 comment, on Aug 9 7:11 PM 2008. In Poem
  • I'm not a God
    I'm not a God but I am loved by one.1
    by randy johnson <100 words, 1 comment, on Aug 5 2:37 PM 2008. In Poem, Religious
  • Corporal Capeman
    He was Corporal Capeman and he wanted to fly like a bird.1 / He was very ugly and he was also an annoying nerd.2 / He was a grown man who a
    by randy johnson 100 words, on Jul 30 9:55 AM 2008. In , Humor, Poem
  • Jesus came to my house
    My daughter was sick and she was dying.1 / My wife and I couldn't stop crying.2 / Jesus came to my house and he healed her quick.3 / I'
    by randy johnson 100 words, on Jul 27 11:34 AM 2008. In Poem, Religious
  • Estelle Getty
    When we watched her, she brought about laughter.1 / Now she's dead and she's in the hereafter.2 / She died at the age of eighty-four.3 /
    by randy johnson <100 words, on Jul 26 10:59 AM 2008. In Dedication, Poem
  • George Washington
    George Washington was the first President that we had.1 / When we see his picture on the one dollar bill, it makes us glad.2 / He refused to be a king and he was our
    by randy johnson <100 words, on Jul 23 6:54 PM 2008. In Poem, Political
  • Life without my son
    It's very hard to face life without my son.1 / He was troubled and he ended it all with a gun.2 / He came to me with his problems but I didn't listen to what he had
    by randy johnson 100 words, 1 comment, on Jul 21 7:55 AM 2008. In Poem, Sad
  • Eddie Murphy messed me up
    I met Eddie Murphy and I made fun of Another 48 Hours.1 / His disposition quickly soured.2 / I laughed at his performance in Harlem Nights.3
    by randy johnson 100 words, on Jul 20 9:53 AM 2008. In Humor, Poem
  • God is the best!
    Over the years I've been blessed.1 / God has been good to me and he's the best.2 / God is a wonderful being, this is true.3 / He is goo
    by randy johnson <100 words, 1 comment, on Jul 19 7:11 PM 2008. In , Poem, Religious
  • These damn laxatives
    These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.1 / As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.2 / I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I st
    by randy johnson 100 words, 1 comment, on Jul 16 8:51 PM 2008. In Humor, Poem
  • Elevator shaft
    When it comes to intelligence, I guess I'm pretty daft.1 / I tried to use a faulty elevator and I fell down the shaft.2 / People told me to use the stairs but I didn
    by randy johnson 100 words, 1 comment, on Jul 15 1:35 PM 2008. In Humor, Poem
  • Cuckoo for cocoa puffs
    Sonny the cuckoo bird ate all of my cocoa puffs.1 / When I saw that the box was empty, I got rough.2 / He said he ate it because he loved that cocoa crunch.
    by randy johnson 100 words, 1 comment, on Jul 13 6:28 PM 2008. In Humor, Poem
  • I gave you a twenty
    I gave you a twenty and you only gave me change for a ten.1 / If you don't give me the correct change, you don't want to know the trouble you'll be in.2 / You're not
    by randy johnson 100 words, 2 comments, on Jul 8 6:32 PM 2008. In Humor, Poem
  • Shave your damn legs!
    I'm tired of having to beg.1 / Please shave your damn legs!2 / It's been so long since you've shaved your legs, I can't keep track.3 /
    by randy johnson 100 words, 1 comment, on Jul 7 6:29 PM 2008. In Humor, Poem
  • Ida
    Ida was her name and she was my mom's former stepmother.1 / For eighteen months she helped take care of Mom, her sister and her brothers.2 / She taught my mom how to
    by randy johnson 100 words, 1 comment, on Jul 6 7:43 PM 2008. In Death, Poem
  • Sexually harassed
    Last year my friend was being sexually harassed.1 / Every time his boss saw him, she pinched his ass.2 / She thought she'd get away with it because he was a man.
    by randy johnson 100 words, 2 comments, on Jul 6 1:05 PM 2008. In Humor, Poem
  • Carrie Fisher
    Carrie Fisher is a great writer and actress and that's a fact.1 / She's very talented and I've always loved to see her act.2 / She helped the success of Star Wars, t
    by randy johnson 100 words, on Jul 1 8:44 AM 2008. In Other, Poem
  • Silver lining
    You lost your family and you have your gun aimed at your head.1 / You don't want to go on living, you'd much rather be dead.2 / You are in a lot of pain as tears rol
    by randy johnson 100 words, 2 comments, on Jun 29 10:19 AM 2008. In Friendship, Poem
  • I had to pay with my life
    A little girl was in the highway and she was about to be hit by a speeding truck.1 / I pushed her out of the way in the nick of time but I got struck.2 / When that t
    by randy johnson 100 words, 1 comment, on Jun 28 1:29 PM 2008. In Death, Poem
  • Bob Hope
    Something bad happened in 2003 and it was hard to cope.1 / That was the terrible year when the world lost Bob Hope.2 / He was a fantastic and caring person who did l
    by randy johnson 100 words, on Jun 24 9:28 AM 2008. In Death, Poem
  • Penny and Brain
    Doctor Claw was an evil genius and he committed many crimes.1 / If it wasn't for Penny and her dog, he would've won every time.2 / The note
    by randy johnson 100 words, 2 comments, on Jun 19 7:58 AM 2008. In , Humor, Poem
  • Gore was cheated
    In 2000 I was for George Bush but now I'm not.1 / Bush didn't deserve the Presidency that he got.2 / Many innocent people in Florida weren't allowed to vote because
    by randy johnson 100 words, 1 comment, on Jun 18 9:18 AM 2008. In Poem, Politics
  • Batgirl raped me
    I met Batgirl and she raped me last year.1 / She turned out to be heterosexual, I thought she was a queer.2 / I tried to escape but sadly I didn't have a chance.
    by randy johnson 100 words, 3 comments, on Jun 18 8:44 AM 2008. In Humor, Poem
  • Frozen tongue
    I put my tongue on a frozen pole last February.1 / Going through that experience was quite scary.2 / My tongue sure did get numb.3 / Wh
    by randy johnson <100 words, 3 comments, on Jun 13 9:25 PM 2008. In Humor, Poem
  • Drink and drive
    I can't walk because an idiot decided to drink and drive.1 / He crashed into my car and I'm damn lucky to be alive.2 / The police arrived and put that bastard under
    by randy johnson 100 words, 3 comments, on Jun 11 6:22 PM 2008. In Poem, Sad
  • It's not Karma, it's God
    Some people believe that it's Karma when we're rewarded for doing good and punished for doing bad but it's not.1 / It's God blessing and punishing us and sadly it's what many people have forgot.
    by randy johnson 100 words, 2 comments, on Jun 10 8:23 AM 2008. In Poem, Religious
  • Obama did it!
    Obama won the democrat nomination just like I hoped he would.1 / He may become our first black President and that is very good.2 / Hillary will be endorsing him, tha
    by randy johnson 100 words, 2 comments, on Jun 6 7:21 PM 2008. In Poem, Political
  • Goodbye Michael Wisher
    He starred in several Doctor Who shows in the seventies.1 / When I saw each of those episodes, I was very pleased.2 / When he died, Britain suffered a great loss.
    by randy johnson 100 words, on Jun 1 10:33 AM 2008. In Death, Poem
  • Korman
    I watched Harvey Korman on the Carol Burnett show.1 / That fantastic program was made many years ago.2 / People all over the world loved to see him act.
    by randy johnson 100 words, on May 31 7:35 AM 2008. In Death, Poem
  • He looka like a man
    I'm interrogating Miss Swan.1 / My patience is nearly gone.2 / I ask her to describe a crook but I don't think she can.3 / The ignorant
    by randy johnson 100 words, on May 30 10:33 AM 2008. In Humor, Poem
  • God has been good to me
    God has been good to me and I want to thank him.1 / He has helped me out even when my life was dim.2 / God has always been there for me and that's my confession.
    by randy johnson 100 words, 1 comment, on May 28 5:08 PM 2008. In Poem, Religious
  • Stratford Johns
    His name was Stratford Johns.1 / I'm sorry to say that he's gone.2 / He starred in an episode of Doctor Who.3 / This great thespian lef
    by randy johnson 100 words, 2 comments, on May 27 5:25 PM 2008. In Death, Poem
  • Miserable little brat
    My son makes Dennis the Menace look like Opie Taylor.1 / He has the manners of a tyrant and the mouth of a sailor.2 / He's only eight years old and he uses the F wor
    by randy johnson 100 words, 3 comments, on May 26 6:40 PM 2008. In Humor, Poem
  • That damn Trix Rabbit
    He tried to steal people's cereal and that was a bad habit.1 / I grabbed my shotgun and I took care of that damn rabbit.2 / I fired my gun and turned him into goo.
    by randy johnson 100 words, 1 comment, on May 24 7:53 AM 2008. In Humor, Poem
  • Hey, that's my pickle!
    This time that dirty jerk went too far.1 / He got the last pickle out of the jar.2 / He deserved to pay for taking my pickle.3 / I'm g
    by randy johnson 100 words, on May 21 8:24 PM 2008. In , Humor, Poem
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