Stories by evlclown, by newest first

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  • Blind Date
    I hate blind dates, but I trust my friend. He wouldn't steer me wrong about this girl.
    Her name was Reyna. I kept thinking, she’d better at least have a brain. I was so sick
    by evlclown 200 words, 4 comments, on Aug 16 9:49 AM 2005. In <200 lines, Fiction, Other
  • The Prey
    The fluorescent light drove a spike into her head. She stumbled to the door, gasping for fresh air amongst the din of the alleyway.  She needed open space, away from the s
    by evlclown 300 words, 1 comment, on Aug 16 9:26 AM 2005. In <200 lines, Fiction, Other
  • I Won't Repeat Myself Again... (not for judging)
    I spent 14 years running from terror, from pain, from life.  
    My father left a lovely morning in May.  My mother was alone with a toddler (almost four) and five months preg
    by evlclown 900 words, 15 comments, on Aug 2 6:08 PM 2005. In <200 lines, Other
  • Nightmare
    The sky boiled like a huge kettle of gray and black.  The air crackled with electricity.  The roads shivered with imprisoned energy.  I saw myself as the passeng
    by evlclown 400 words, 7 comments, on Jul 14 9:37 AM 2005. In <200 lines, Other
  • The Scales of Wrath
    Cast of Miscreants
    Teddy: A Lizard
    by evlclown 1400 words, 19 comments, on Jun 29 8:29 AM 2005. In 200-1500 lines, Romance
  • Something Twisted This Way Comes
    Binky: Evil Rodeo Clown (wife of Bonko)
    Bonko: Evil Clown (bent on owning the Carnival)
    by evlclown 300 words, 4 comments, on Jun 28 12:42 PM 2005. In <200 lines, Fiction, Humor, Other
  • The Second Class in Hell
    Hello there punks. My name is Mike Tyson and I’ll be learning you English during your life here in Hell.
    Now that I have your retention, I'd like you to focus it on the fact
    by evlclown 300 words, 4 comments, on Jun 23 12:02 PM 2005. In <200 lines, Fiction, Humor
  • The First Class in Hell
    Hello, my name is Martha Stewart and I'll be your instructor today for your first class in the inner workings of Hell.
    I like to call this class: Martha Stewart: Living in H
    by evlclown 600 words, 5 comments, on Jun 23 9:48 AM 2005. In <200 lines, Fiction, Humor
  • Welcome To Hell
    As you arrive to the gates of Hell, you'll notice that contrary to popular belief, the sign there does not read “all hope abandon ye who enter here.” What the sign really reads
    by evlclown 600 words, 13 comments, on Jun 22 2:02 PM 2005. In <200 lines, Fiction, Humor
  • The Wine Glass
    The glass remained full. Ravenswood always made a good Merlot, but this portion was destined for the drain.
    The firelight from the candles, reflecting through the glass, thr
    by evlclown 200 words, 4 comments, on Jun 16 1:46 PM 2005. In <200 lines, Depression, Fiction
  • That Day
    A young boy was walking along a path through the woods as the wind started to pick up. The water of Sluice pond, to his right looked inviting, but March in New England is not t
    by evlclown 500 words, 4 comments, on May 12 11:03 AM 2005. In <200 lines, Other
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