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The credits open with 1000 members of the Aussie Tabernacle Choir singing "Waltzing Godzilla" while dressed in Kangaroo costumes.
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"I need a 16 letter word for 'windshield wipers'. Somethin' foreign." Judge LeGume whispered to his bailiff Miss Pissoir. The trial before him had been lingering for weeks as l
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I was a lot of things in my life... Mayor of my town, served two years... unfortunately, 1 and a half of them were for embezzling town funds. I was commander and chief of the l
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Ok, I admit it. The end of the world caught me off guard. I should have paid closer attention, but I have lots on my mind. I was counting the number of times the letter “C” app
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I'd like to make some notes on
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Ghazali knew it was time to go. Things were heating up on the island of Muerte del Trabajo. The damn do-gooders had ruined a well oiled machine. God how Ghazali hated them. Now
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Suddenly there was a knock at the door. A strange gaunt little man stood jaundice in the pale yellow of the bug light. His bedraggled figure moved our hearts. W
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Recap: Rob is still besieged and needs to find Alex. No one at the lab is answering phones. Rob has convinced Miranda to go into the infected area to search for Alex.
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Recap: The nation has been made aware of the accident at Pharout and storms of bureaucrats are poised to attack Rob. Rob has dispatched Miranda to find Alex so Rob can set him
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Chapter 3: Never Believe Your Own Press Releases
Recap: Disease can really ruin your day... especially if you are at least partially to blame for it and others will probabl -
Chapter 2: Truth Is Just a Lie No One Has Caught On To
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Chapter 1: The Accident
Rob's eyes creaked opened and the light from the window was allowed to torrent rather unmercifully on to the floor of his brain. It dripped through t -
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This is one of many stories that have composted on my hard drive for years. Unfinished, no longer loved. Be warned. It is long and there is no ending for it. I always intended
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Meet the Gardeners
Scene – The back yard. Felicia is weeding in her garden when a huge shadow falls on her. She is startled to see the silhouette of a extremely muscled man -
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I can’t tell you what happened. By my recollection, one moment I was aboard a massive crowded cruise ship. I was being “entertained” by a bad lounge act and surrounded by blue
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Godhood is a bad idea. All the more reputable tabloids warn against it. Public service spots urge parents to look for it in their children. Yet, each year, another child succum
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Chester was insane. He had papers to prove it. Sure, they were written in crayon and signed by the Floogly Obsnec of Gloorb, but they clearly made the point. Years of nonstop w
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"Mr. Spratt, I'm going to be frank", Dr. Frank Mildew eyed Jack's semi naked body on the examining table. "Your LDL cholesterol count is through the ceiling, there is evidence
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by darth 500 words, 14 comments, on Mar 31 2:17 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Science fiction, Young adult
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The last 4 light years had been unbearable for Adam. While he loved the sights and solitude of interstellar travel, his wife Eve didn't. She was unhappy and determined that he
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Time is a problem. We're not talking here about the abundant and ever fickle future, no, the problem is with the past. It's happened... and, for the most part, is very st
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Nine year old Timmy had been drawing fractals all morning. He moved his crayons in repeating patterns until most of the sheet of paper before him was filled with intricate geomby darth 1000 words, 28 comments, on Mar 13 1:55 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Fantasy, Humor, Science fiction
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The Three Pygs.
It was the fourth complaint in a month. A new family had moved to town and was stirring things up from the get go. When things get tense in Cornville, Pete Vby darth 1100 words, 16 comments, on Mar 12 7:00 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Fantasy, Other, Science fiction -
Lt. Snarling Wolf viewed his prey through his night vision goggles. Far below him, seventeen covered wagons ambled down the valley. They had their children and dogs rambling ab
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