Stories by darth, by newest first

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  • The credits open with 1000 members of the Aussie Tabernacle Choir singing "Waltzing Godzilla" while dressed in Kangaroo costumes.
    Waltzing Godzilla
    by darth 600 words, 14 comments, on Jun 12 5:00 PM 2005. In <200 lines, Humor, Inspirational
  • "I need a 16 letter word for 'windshield wipers'. Somethin' foreign." Judge LeGume whispered to his bailiff Miss Pissoir. The trial before him had been lingering for weeks as l
    by darth 400 words, 8 comments, on May 28 11:39 PM 2005. In <200 lines, Humor
  • I was a lot of things in my life... Mayor of my town, served two years... unfortunately, 1 and a half of them were for embezzling town funds. I was commander and chief of the l
    by darth 200 words, 12 comments, on May 20 2:53 AM 2005. In <200 lines, Humor
  • Ok, I admit it. The end of the world caught me off guard. I should have paid closer attention, but I have lots on my mind. I was counting the number of times the letter “C” app
    by darth 500 words, 10 comments, on Apr 16 4:50 AM 2005. In <200 lines, Fantasy
  • I'd like to make some notes on
    the lowly little photon
    by darth 100 words, 13 comments, on Dec 27 1:43 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Spiritual
  • Ghazali knew it was time to go. Things were heating up on the island of Muerte del Trabajo. The damn do-gooders had ruined a well oiled machine. God how Ghazali hated them. Now
    by darth 400 words, 19 comments, on Jul 30 2:35 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
  • Suddenly there was a knock at the door. A strange gaunt little man stood jaundice in the pale yellow of the bug light. His bedraggled figure moved our hearts. W
    by darth <100 words, 30 comments, on Jul 5 3:19 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
  • Recap: Rob is still besieged and needs to find Alex. No one at the lab is answering phones. Rob has convinced Miranda to go into the infected area to search for Alex.
    Cha
    by darth 700 words, 18 comments, on Jun 25 12:04 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
  • Recap: The nation has been made aware of the accident at Pharout and storms of bureaucrats are poised to attack Rob. Rob has dispatched Miranda to find Alex so Rob can set him
    by darth 700 words, 10 comments, on Jun 21 12:41 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
  • Chapter 3: Never Believe Your Own Press Releases
    Recap: Disease can really ruin your day... especially if you are at least partially to blame for it and others will probabl
    by darth 800 words, 8 comments, on Jun 17 2:41 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
  • Chapter 2: Truth Is Just a Lie No One Has Caught On To
    Recap: Friendly little disease bearing microbes have somehow escaped the happy confines of Pharout Pharmaceuticals an
    by darth 700 words, 12 comments, on Jun 14 9:54 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
  • Chapter 1: The Accident
    Rob's eyes creaked opened and the light from the window was allowed to torrent rather unmercifully on to the floor of his brain. It dripped through t
    by darth 800 words, 18 comments, on Jun 13 12:21 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
  • I'll add my ante
    to my auntie's aisle,
    by darth <100 words, 27 comments, on Jun 3 1:47 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Other
  • This is one of many stories that have composted on my hard drive for years. Unfinished, no longer loved. Be warned. It is long and there is no ending for it. I always intended
    by darth 2000 words, 10 comments, on May 31 7:06 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Other
  • Meet the Gardeners
    Scene – The back yard. Felicia is weeding in her garden when a huge shadow falls on her. She is startled to see the silhouette of a extremely muscled man
    by darth 800 words, 18 comments, on Apr 28 1:06 PM 2004. In 200-1500 lines, Inspirational
  • by darth 400 words, 42 comments, on Apr 25 2:33 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
  • I can’t tell you what happened. By my recollection, one moment I was aboard a massive crowded cruise ship. I was being “entertained” by a bad lounge act and surrounded by blue
    by darth 600 words, 23 comments, on Apr 22 1:27 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
  • Godhood is a bad idea. All the more reputable tabloids warn against it. Public service spots urge parents to look for it in their children. Yet, each year, another child succum
    by darth 800 words, 25 comments, on Apr 12 9:41 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
  • Chester was insane. He had papers to prove it. Sure, they were written in crayon and signed by the Floogly Obsnec of Gloorb, but they clearly made the point. Years of nonstop w
    by darth 700 words, 15 comments, on Apr 12 4:18 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Fantasy, Humor
  • "Mr. Spratt, I'm going to be frank", Dr. Frank Mildew eyed Jack's semi naked body on the examining table. "Your LDL cholesterol count is through the ceiling, there is evidence
    by darth 200 words, 29 comments, on Apr 8 2:24 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
  • by darth 300 words, 13 comments, on Apr 5 4:25 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Adult, Humor
  • by darth 500 words, 14 comments, on Mar 31 2:17 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Science fiction, Young adult
  • The last 4 light years had been unbearable for Adam. While he loved the sights and solitude of interstellar travel, his wife Eve didn't. She was unhappy and determined that he
    by darth 800 words, 7 comments, on Mar 17 10:59 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Fantasy, Science fiction
  • Time is a problem. We're not talking here about the abundant and ever fickle  future, no, the problem is with the past. It's happened... and, for the most part, is very st
    by darth 1400 words, 6 comments, on Mar 15 12:00 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Fantasy, Science fiction
  • by darth 300 words, 14 comments, on Mar 14 1:01 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Fantasy, Young adult
  • Nine year old Timmy had been drawing fractals all morning. He moved his crayons in repeating patterns until most of the sheet of paper before him was filled with intricate geom
    by darth 1000 words, 28 comments, on Mar 13 1:55 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Fantasy, Humor, Science fiction
  • The Three Pygs.
    It was the fourth complaint in a month. A new family had moved to town and was stirring things up from the get go. When things get tense in Cornville, Pete V
    by darth 1100 words, 16 comments, on Mar 12 7:00 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Fantasy, Other, Science fiction
  • Lt. Snarling Wolf viewed his prey through his night vision goggles. Far below him, seventeen covered wagons ambled down the valley. They had their children and dogs rambling ab
    by darth 300 words, 7 comments, on Mar 10 6:43 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Fantasy, Science fiction
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