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“This song just doesn’t sound right,” said Dada, staring at his microphone in confusion.1
“What do you think it needs?” asked Kalm, fidby candycoated cyanide 1200 words, 1 comment, on Aug 20 3:14 PM 2006. In Humor -
“Where are we going?”
“The carnival!”by candycoated cyanide 3800 words, 2 comments, on Mar 11 9:39 PM 2006. In 200-1500 lines, Fiction, Other -
It was a fine day in the graphics lab, and all the students were busy at work. Michaela walked past the sink, when she tripped over a squeegee that was lying on the floor. Sheby candycoated cyanide 600 words, 2 comments, on Jan 19 7:59 PM 2006. In <200 lines, Humor, Science fiction
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Klaha sat in the dark alley, hitting an empty beer bottle against the cold pavement until it finally shattered. He sighed, and he could see his breath in the cold night air.by candycoated cyanide 11000 words, 2 comments, on Jan 2 8:32 PM 2006. In 200-1500 lines, Fantasy, HumorBefore you read this, just know that Mana is a cross-dresser...and a very convincing one at that. So, now you hopefully won't be wondering as to why Klaha is strangely infatuatby candycoated cyanide 5100 words, 4 comments, on Dec 11 1:34 AM 2005. In 200-1500 lines, Fantasy, Humor"I can't believe it's Christmas tomorrow!" said Joey, jumping up and down with excitement.
"Geez, settle down man," said Corey, putting his hands on Joey's shoulders. "Chris"Corey, we have to go on in ten minutes," said Shawn. "Did you clean the vomit out of your mask yet?"
"Yes I did," said Corey, putting his mask on. "But the smell won't go"Hey, you guys wanna go to Joey's Only?" asked Corey, flipping through a pile of flyers.
"Sounds cool!" said Jim.Love, Deceit and Plumbing!
This story is supposed to be funny and stupid. Me and my cousin were really bored so we wrote this story. I wrote most of it though. He came up wiOnce upon a golf ball, there was a little octopus named Wally, and he liked to-
“This story’s stupid,” said Christina appearing out of nowhere. Again."Explore the far reaches of the amazon jungle!" the TV blared in Corey's face. "$10,000 goes to the one who can find the legendary Gastroc Nemius, a fearsome creature that no o"Hey guys," said Corey, tugging on BGOS' leash. "I'm taking BGOS to the vet."
"Oh, I'm coming," said Sid. "I need to go buy some hair gel."Mick: *walks in door, puts down bag* Hey Craig, we're so glad you invited us all over!
Craig: ...by candycoated cyanide 2400 words, 4 comments, on Sep 21 7:48 PM 2005. In 200-1500 lines, Humor, OtherOkay, just a brief intro before you read this...yes, it's written in a sort of script form, when I want to write REALLY random stuff, it's in script form. Two, a few of the thi"Are you sure you don't want a donut?" Dorian asked again, holding the bag of powdered donuts in front of Joey's face.
"Uh, no, I'm sure," said Joey, mov"We've been in here for hours!" said Dorian. "When is the madness going to stop?!" Sibyl slapped him across the face.
"Snap out of it!" she saiA few minutes later, the group had reached the Sobeys. They walked in through the automatic doors, which were still working for some strange unknown reason.
"Hi guys!&"What are we gonna do?" asked Dorian for the tenth time.
"I think we've already made it clear that we don't know what to do," said Lestat.Michaela turned over in her bed, her eyes opening slowly. She smelled smoke and decaying bodies, but that was normal. She sat up in her bed and rubbed her eyes. She got out of"Honestly," said Michaela, taking another huge gulp of her Jones Soda. "Where would any of us be without this stuff?"
"I know where I'd be," said Lestat, swinging his Jones“What are you being for Halloween?” Fictional Michaela asked.
“I’m being a duck.” said Dracula.It was a bright and sunny day-wait, no. There was a violent thunderstorm going on outside, and Fictional Michaela was walking around outside with no umbrella. She was wet and u"Just lift your leg up a little higher. A bit more. There! You've got it," Michaela said, slamming the lid down on the can, crushing Dorian's toes. "I have finally succeeded inMichaela hurried down the street, splashing in puddles of water that had formed from yesterday's rain. She ran up her driveway and through the door, out of breath.
"Why areI thought Cody or Lauren would never come on MSN, and it was about 10:30 PM. I was sick of waiting for them. So, I grabbed some rope and duct tape and headed out the door to CoIt was a lovely summer day, and Amy Lee was riding on the back of a caribou through a forest. Nothing out of the ordinary here.
"Isn't this a lovely summer day, Caribou?" AmChristina heaved herself up off the dusty ground and looked around. She saw a lot of fire and people being tortured.
"Where am I?!" she asked herself, standing up and lookin"I have to write a funny story for a contest," said Michaela, tapping her pencil on the desk next to a stack of paper. "I need inspiration!" she yelled, banging her fists of thFictional Corinne bowed down to her picture of Lestat hanging on the wall, with candles all over the room. Then, Lestat walked in.
“The God himself!” said Fictional Corinne,by candycoated cyanide 2100 words, 6 comments, on Aug 4 5:39 PM 2005. In 200-1500 lines, Humor, OtherI was just minding my own business, browsing around on the internet on my laptop, when Cody popped out of my computer again.
"What the hell?" I asked. "I thought you died in“You have issues,” said Marco. Christina slapped him on the back of the head.“Andi, some dude called you a crap head,” said Christina.
“Is that like, a direct quote? ‘Andrea is a crap head’?” asked Andi.One day, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when I saw something shiny fly across the sky.
I stopped where I was and looked up for a second, only to seBritney Spears danced around on the TV screen. Christina threw popcorn at her.
“Damn you, Britney Spears,” said Christina.Christina shoved another piece of lasagne in her mouth and stared down the marble dining table at her band mates. She lifted up her wine glass.
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