Stories by Surfingfarmhand, by newest first

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  • Blade's Redemtion
    Blade's got a new life ahead of him.
    by Surfingfarmhand 2900 words, on Oct 13 8:47 PM
  • Future life
    I steer down the dusty dirt lane to my ranch home. Cowboy, My Australian Cattle dog, pants in the seat of the pickup next to me. I bought this little farm with the money I had saved flippin’ burgers outside of campus. My lapt
    by Surfingfarmhand 2700 words, 5 comments, on Sep 13 7:52 PM. In Love, Personal, Romance, Unedited
  • You might love a farmhand if...
    by Surfingfarmhand 100 words, 5 comments, on Aug 12 8:14 PM. In Humor, Other
  • The Coolest thing happend to me today.
    Okay, I just got back from the farm so I'm typing this really fast before my mom drags me out of here and scrapes me down with steel wool to get the smell off. 1
    by Surfingfarmhand 200 words, 2 comments, on Aug 3 6:25 PM
  • Grocer flight
    “This is Grocer flight at heading five-zero-niner, heading for hostile airfield five six eight, Full load of eight thousand pounders on board. Over.” I said as I lead a flight of three B-25’s into hostile airspace. “Ah, roger
    by Surfingfarmhand 900 words, 2 comments, on Jun 29 7:05 PM. In Air combat, Flying, War
  • Red Star
    I called McGinnis at around noon on a Tuesday. “Hey, McGinnis it’s Carter.” I said when he answered. “Yea, well you never call just to say hi, so what is it?” “You still got your 30-caliber?” He swiveled around on his desk c
    by Surfingfarmhand 4400 words, 1 comment, on Jun 23 9:05 PM. In Boom! headshot!, First person, Murder, Unedited, War
  • Pledge
    I stood in my front yard, Remington Wingmaster in hand. Aviators stuck on my eyes, in my Carthart work jacket and manure covered boots. Full load of chaw stuck in next to my gums. I cocked my shotgun loudly, loading a 20 gaug
    by Surfingfarmhand 800 words, 1 comment, on Jun 15 4:51 PM
  • Pina Coladas
    “So, bring me two Pina Coladas, I want one for each hand. Let’s set sail with Captain Morgan and never leave dry land. Hey, troubles I forgot’em, I buried ‘em in the sand.” Garth Brooks was singing on my MP3 as I lay sprawled
    by Surfingfarmhand 700 words, 2 comments, on Apr 16 2:33 PM. In Life, Love, Romance
  • Blade's revenge.
    In a darkened room, shades drawn. Blade sat, leaning against the far wall, clicking a 9 millimeter shell in and out of a magazine. On the opposite wall, a life size diagram of the human body. Click-clack, Click-clack. Almost
    by Surfingfarmhand 1100 words, 4 comments, on Mar 30 8:28 PM. In Dark, Depression, Fiction, Other
  • The Reunion
    The first class reunion of my old class at BSHS was all about the passing of Jen on that crisp March day. Needless to say, I was not invited. I knew about it though, I was a Major in the most excusive private operations group
    by Surfingfarmhand 700 words, 2 comments, on Mar 18 7:46 PM. In Dark, Fiction
  • Sweet, Sweet Revenge.
    That day, I was walking home, too disgraced to take the bus home. Jeez, make one rushed hormonal decision and you pay for it for five years. I was walking with my head down on a long and twisting country road. I was lost, yea
    by Surfingfarmhand 1300 words, 7 comments, on Mar 17 7:02 PM
  • Blade's Bet
    “No goin’ back now boys! You ready to do this?” McGinnis yelled into the comm. Link of the M1 Abrams main battle tank. The tank was doing fifty, charging straight at Boiling springs high school. Pay back time for the state of
    by Surfingfarmhand 900 words, 1 comment, on Mar 6 3:10 PM. In Crime, Fiction, Horror, Other
  • Zombie appoalips (Sort of)
    CAUTION! NOT FOR YOUNG EYES!
    by Surfingfarmhand 8400 words, on Feb 16 8:57 PM
  • Best Couple
    Blade and Julia were being interviewed for a Best couple column in their local newspaper. Blade sat causally in jeans and a tight fitting t-shirt, Julia sat next to him in the same outfit. “So, How did you two meet?” The repo
    by Surfingfarmhand 2000 words, 2 comments, on Jan 26 4:44 PM. In Life, Love, Other, Romance
  • Payback, HQ style
    Okay, this is part ficton, no, mercs didn't go in and beat the shit out of this guy (They should though.) But the rest is true, atleass as
    by Surfingfarmhand 1000 words, on Jan 13 8:16 PM. In Dark, Fiction, Other
  • Rum Runner
    That hot summer day, I was doing a little part time work on my families dairy farm. Come to think of it, I was bailing hay on the old John Deere. So I was puttering down the second to last row in this field that is the farthe
    by Surfingfarmhand 1300 words, 3 comments, on Jan 11 4:07 PM. In Hmm, Life, Other
  • New Years
    Okay, so I'm a little later than everybody else but (hic) That was one hell of a party. last year was pretty rocky for me, finishing my freshman year and turning 16. that and Mr. Shields can take his debate speech that's due
    by Surfingfarmhand 100 words, 3 comments, on Jan 3 2:32 PM. In Hmm, Humor, Life, Other
  • Life Swap
    In this Story, watch this farmhand. 1)negotiate formal diners. 2)drawl his way through the upper class. 3)win the heart of a rich girl and
    by Surfingfarmhand 4300 words, 1 comment, on Jan 3 10:09 AM. In Fiction, First person, Life, Love, Other
  • 12:05
    A sleek black limoscene dropped Pooky and Blade of in front of the White House, 12:00, both put on their Aviator sunglasses as they entered the House, both wore loose fitting jumpsuits that were common to HQ, a dark green. In
    by Surfingfarmhand 200 words, on Nov 5 3:13 PM 2008
  • Country Contest
    Twenty people stood before me, it was a hot summer day in Pennsylvania. Unfortunately for them, I was not in a good mood. As I examined the jocks, emos, and preps before me, not one made eye contact with me, worsening my mood
    by Surfingfarmhand 1100 words, 2 comments, on Aug 28 4:10 PM 2008
  • Character Bios
    by Surfingfarmhand 500 words, on Jul 31 9:17 PM 2008. In Other
  • Escape
    by Surfingfarmhand 1500 words, on Jul 26 4:44 PM 2008. In Other
  • Pennslyvanian myth
    an old pennsylvannian myth about a ghost train.
    by Surfingfarmhand 300 words, 3 comments, on Jul 12 8:04 AM 2008. In , First person, Horror, Other
  • Bad Flight
    I circled over the clearing, looking down I saw people waving me in; It was a tight squeeze for the big twin rotor Chinook. The clearing was so small that I had to come in straight down, a bad situation if I lost power. Lucky
    by Surfingfarmhand 500 words, 1 comment, on Jul 5 4:36 PM 2008. In First person, Humor, Other
  • Hands
    I don’t know why I was in the Nursing home that October day. My parents were somewhere in the place, and I figured, well, I might strike up a conversation with one of the “guests”. I noticed an old man in the corner was stari
    by Surfingfarmhand 300 words, 1 comment, on Jun 29 8:49 PM 2008. In First person, Inspirational, Other
  • Zombie Kill (Whole story)
    My friend, McGinnis and Myself were at my house by our selves when the dead rose, at least twenty of them started lurching themselves to my front porch.“ Shit, McGinnis, get inside.” After locking all the doors we raided the
    by Surfingfarmhand 3100 words, 5 comments, on Jun 24 10:24 AM 2008. In Dark, Fantasy, Fiction, First person, Science fiction
  • Rant from a farmhand
    Ok, I know no one really gives a fuck about what a farmhand has to say but I don't give a shit so I'm gonna stand on my soapbox here and yell.Get ready because I have alot of pent up stuff.1 / I
    by Surfingfarmhand 400 words, 8 comments, on Jun 21 5:30 PM 2008. In Society
  • Cigar run
    A Cigar run in Cuba
    by Surfingfarmhand 600 words, 2 comments, on Jun 5 7:05 PM 2008
  • Skimboarding for Idiots
    1 / Skimboarding for Idiots 2 / Skimboarding is a basic sport practiced by many people, young and old alike and as long as they can run and have a sense of balance t
    by Surfingfarmhand 300 words, 1 comment, on May 30 6:33 PM 2008. In Life, Other, Short story
  • Hell's Island
    On that normal day I boarded a Leer jet bound for Guam, for research mostly, Pooky and Blade had done some survival training there and I wanted to see what it was like. Despite they’re vivid descriptions of the place I decide
    by Surfingfarmhand 800 words, 3 comments, on May 22 7:17 PM 2008. In Other, Survival
  • Vacation part two
    Part two of Blade's honneymoon
    by Surfingfarmhand 900 words, 3 comments, on May 10 7:16 PM 2008. In Fiction, Love, Other, Romance
  • Flight training
    by Surfingfarmhand 400 words, 3 comments, on Apr 28 4:34 PM 2008. In Airport, Flight, Other
  • Zombie survival guide for Noobs
    Grab you chainsaws and shotguns and prepare to wage war
    by Surfingfarmhand 1000 words, 5 comments, on Apr 15 4:18 PM 2008. In Fiction, Horror, Humor, Science fiction
  • Anatomy Of a School Shooting
    by Surfingfarmhand 400 words, 12 comments, on Mar 28 6:40 PM 2008. In Crime, Depression, Horror, Other, Young adult
  • Pooky's adventure
    One normal summer day, Pooky was on the bank of a river, far away from his Wyoming ranch. He was doing his favorite thing, sleeping. But when he awoke he found that he was nowhere near where he was when he went to sleep. The
    by Surfingfarmhand 800 words, 4 comments, on Mar 23 9:46 AM 2008. In Adventure, Inspirational, Life, Other, Short story, Third person
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