Stories by NeferMaatNetjer, by oldest first

1 - 16 of 16
  • I came back into existence, after a good sleep.
    my alarm clock buzzed the message "what time do you wish it to be?"
    by NeferMaatNetjer 300 words, 9 comments, on Apr 15 2:37 PM 2004. In <200 lines
  • I am alone
    I wish that I were made of stone,
    by NeferMaatNetjer 100 words, 4 comments, on Apr 20 4:11 PM 2004. In <200 lines
  • Patricia Pumpkin-eater, wife of Peter Pumpkin-eater, filed for divorce  in the district court of Fairyland today citing physical and emotional cruelty for her grounds
    "
    by NeferMaatNetjer 100 words, 1 comment, on May 10 8:27 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
  • by John Jacob Jingleheimerschmitt
    Old King Kole was arrested buy Fairyland DEA officers today for possession of a controlled substance, according to DEA Official Baba Yaga.
    by NeferMaatNetjer 100 words, 3 comments, on May 10 8:50 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
  • by Vasilisa the Fair
    The Audubon Society today voiced it's outrage at Old King Kole's royal banquet, stating that a dish served at the banquet was cruel and inhumane treatme
    by NeferMaatNetjer 100 words, 4 comments, on May 11 12:15 PM 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
  • by NeferMaatNetjer 700 words, 15 comments, on Dec 21 12:50 AM 2004. In <200 lines, Erotica
  • A cock crowed loudly, as the bark of Re appeared over the horizon, waking Neferma'atre from the deep sleep he had been in. His wife, Ankhesenma'at, was already awake, getting d
    by NeferMaatNetjer 600 words, 15 comments, on May 27 12:53 AM 2005. In <200 lines, Fiction
  • Beware when you enter my domain,
    take heed as a guest in my room.
    by NeferMaatNetjer 100 words, 15 comments, on Jul 20 7:13 PM 2005. In <200 lines, Humor
  • I knew her when I saw her
    "you have stomach cancer" Dr. Kimbro explained as he showed me the x-rays
    by NeferMaatNetjer 300 words, 12 comments, on Aug 6 11:47 PM 2005. In <200 lines, Spiritual
  • by NeferMaatNetjer 500 words, 8 comments, on Aug 24 1:58 AM 2005. In <200 lines, Erotica
  • The Navy puts great emphasis on firefighting, and for good reason. Fire, if not controlled, will gut a ship, and force her crew to abandon her, leaving them at the mercy of the
    by NeferMaatNetjer 500 words, 4 comments, on Sep 1 12:32 AM 2005. In <200 lines, Other
  • I love those little looks you glance my way
    and I love  how you try not to stare.
    by NeferMaatNetjer 100 words, 3 comments, on Sep 2 8:29 PM 2005. In <200 lines
  • Long ago, in the earliest days of Hogwarts, the founders, Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin, together made the Sorting Hat, incorpora
    by NeferMaatNetjer 500 words, 5 comments, on Oct 2 7:40 PM 2005. In <200 lines, Fantasy
  • As the cockatrice crowed on that chilly morning of October, Gryffindor faced Slytherin alone in the Dark Forest. Gryffindor spoke "Salazar, I know you as a cruel, vengeful wiza
    by NeferMaatNetjer 600 words, 3 comments, on Oct 3 9:35 PM 2005. In <200 lines, Fantasy
  • The simultaneous blasts of the Death curse collided in mid-air, creating a powerful blast like  lightning. Both Gryffindor and Slytherin were knocked backwards at great sp
    by NeferMaatNetjer 300 words, 3 comments, on Oct 4 3:42 AM 2005. In <200 lines, Fantasy
  • Peeves the poltergeist was aptly named. He had a habit, nay, a talent, for getting on everyone's bad-side, even the other ghosts at Hogwart
    by NeferMaatNetjer 1500 words, 19 comments, on Jan 20 11:25 PM 2006. In <200 lines, Fantasy
1 - 16 of 16