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My willow tasting oven belt waiting for a Sunday. Who's animal length was forging a melted pine cone/comb? I covered an onion pile with glue. Glue for a big galoot named Glary. Glary gummed his eggshell helmet for a cauterizeby Emperor MAR 100 words, on Mar 19 9:55 AM
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One day (The Joe) was eating at his lunch table and wouldn’t you know it, he dropped his sandwich and it tumbled under the table. (The Joe)by Emperor MAR 1500 words, 1 comment, on Sep 29 4:15 PM 2008. In Adventure, Autobiography, Comedy, Humor, Life, Second person
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I threw a rock in the middle of my yard / Because it tripped me in my driveway / I was so angry I could toss some more / But I headed for the door because I had just eaten and needed to floss / That night there wby Emperor MAR 900 words, on Jun 14 10:10 AM 2007. In Animal, First person, Food, Humor, Other, Weird
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Both, "It was nice seeing you."
I turned & walked toward the dock. As I sailed my eyes across the sea I caught sight of a mystery. "I wonder how long I will wonder." I t -
The wilderness froze my lake like an ice cream menace. We tried to taste it on Sundae hoping it would have bananas & all those creamery things, which we love. Jim had a bad att
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According to the letters written on the back letters are designed to form words.
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As I left the store last Tuesday I got lost. I tore the ribbon (also known as tape) from the new box, which I received from my trunk. I found nothing inside by
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I live life to the fullest, I always (almost) have a full cup of water to drink & I enjoy the food too. I'd be a poor man if I truly lived life to the fullest seeing that food
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One Time I wanted to be a clown so I went over to the old shoe shop & ordered a pair of hamburgers. Failing that, the shoe salesman told me that the food court was on the 2nd f
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I latened up a few said pork rust stares at my cubed paddle lowser. I'm going to get that fish this time. A String I rigged up I did where the fish opens his
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Twice times you was on the framing station. You walked down as slopely hill. You almost fell. When you say fell. You wasn't much of a toaster lover. Although
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I finally got the draft. The draft was mine. Now I could draft my way outta here. All of a sudden I heard a knock at the door. "Solemn?" I said with my ear to my hand. I decide
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I was with my friend one day. What is that you say? I have a friend? No Way! Ok this story is made up, happy?
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I was polishing me ole shoes as usual. I polish me shoes so much, I'd just as well polish the bones in my foot. I started thinking "What would life be like with dinosaurs
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