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Me, Myself, and Iguana

Why do such weird things happen to me?

by Brent 2400 words, 16 comments, on Nov 17 11:08 PM. In Hmm, Humor, Life
Collabrat (Colonel Lab Rat)

I always wondered what would happen if pickles had teeth.

by Brent 500 words, 1 comment, on Oct 16 8:46 AM. In Dark, First person, Humor, Inspirational, Romance, Science fiction
Rasputin on Rasputin: The Inside Scoop

Yesterday, the Poopascoop Press printed a story about what they labeled a "local phenomenon": sightings of the notorious wizard "Razputin" in a New Jersey suburb. The intense negative reaction spurred by this article prompted

by Brent 300 words, 20 comments, on Oct 13 10:18 PM. In Dark, Humor
Unfreewrite

Is nonfreewrite writing not free? What binds it, I wonder, do third-world countries have the option to freewrite or not. Freewriting is American as apple pie. Osama bin Laden is not, he probably doesn't freewrite or allow POW

by Brent 400 words, 3 comments, on Sep 23 10:40 PM. In Other
Saint Bernard

by Brent 1700 words, 28 comments, on Sep 2 11:27 PM. In Hamster, Humor, Inspirational
Fireproof Witch, Chapter 2

The further adventures of Arugula and her pet lumberjack.

by Brent 900 words, 4 comments, on Aug 31 12:24 AM. In Dark, Fantasy, Humor
Fireproof Witch, Chapter 1

Smarter than your average witch. Barely.

by Brent 1000 words, 34 comments, on Aug 28 3:12 PM. In Dark, Fantasy, Humor

Of Wings and the King

To be read in an Elvis voice.

by Brent 800 words, 10 comments, on Nov 4 2:39 AM 2007. In Elvis, Humor, Romance
Fixing Franklin

Franklin was a very unfortunate boy. The kids at school didn't like him. The teachers didn't like him. Even his parents didn't like him. They continually asked him when he would move out so they could get on with their lives.

by Brent 500 words, 24 comments, on Nov 3 6:47 PM 2007. In Humor, Other
Waiting for Osama

I crouched, concealed, in my usual spot, several yards from the hole that I knew he would soon surface from.

by Brent 700 words, 11 comments, on Oct 21 1:20 AM 2007. In Humor, Other, Terrorism
A Broken Heart and a Dustbuster

Love. Murder. Betrayal. Dust.

by Brent 900 words, 27 comments, on Sep 30 12:26 AM 2007. In Crime, Dustbuster, Horror, Humor, Romance
8th Grade Story: The Mean Green Mazz Machine from the Mississippi Mountains

by Brent 600 words, 3 comments, on Sep 22 6:24 PM 2007. In Humor, Inspirational
Henchmen

(Marcus and Floyd are tied to chairs. Nearby are two other chairs, rope, and duct tape.) / FLOYD / Marcus, I think-- / MARCUS / Shut up. /

by Brent 800 words, 14 comments, on Aug 19 10:48 PM 2007. In Crime, Humor
Schiz-iguana-phrenia

Welcome to inside my head.

by Brent 1100 words, 37 comments, on Aug 13 5:36 PM 2007. In Humor

Suicide Cliff

All the cool kids are doing it.

by Brent 1400 words, 104 comments, on Jul 2 11:33 PM 2007. In Dark, Humor
Hive Mind (Opening Scene)

by Brent 900 words, 16 comments, on May 21 3:19 PM 2007. In , Crime, Fiction, Screenplay
Mission: Iguanable

by Brent 1400 words, 35 comments, on Apr 21 12:59 AM 2007. In Humor, Tom hanks
Us

Let me tell you how it will be: / / You'll leave early in the morning because we don't want to lose any time. You hate waking up early...but you will. It's a long drive and you don't want to stop. You smile all the way, thinking how long we've waited

by Brent 300 words, 26 comments, on Apr 13 8:12 PM 2007. In Love
Answers to Soldier

by Brent 4400 words, 13 comments, on Apr 2 10:13 PM 2007. In Crime, Humor, Screenplay
Hospitality

I never told anyone this, but I was born with a tail. It was green, scaly, and definitely not diaper friendly. No one understood where it had come from, I mean, the rest of me was perfectly normal (some people might say that's debatable), I just had a mon

by Brent 1100 words, 45 comments, on Mar 13 11:52 PM 2007. In Humor
Not Quite Over the Rainbow

Mr. Smiles meets the real world.

by Brent 1200 words, 59 comments, on Feb 7 5:08 PM 2007. In Canada, Humor

The Pineapple

by Brent 700 words, 49 comments, on Feb 1 12:30 AM 2007. In Humor
Finding Nero

by Brent 1200 words, 64 comments, on Jan 19 1:24 AM 2007. In Humor
How Satan Got His Groove Back (Scene 3)

by Brent 2200 words, 16 comments, on Jan 14 12:47 AM 2007. In Humor, Play
How Satan Got His Groove Back (Scene 2)

by Brent 2300 words, 11 comments, on Jan 14 12:44 AM 2007. In Humor, Play
How Satan Got His Groove Back (Scene 1)

Scene 1 / / (A candlelit table in a restaurant. On SL side, Brian. Opposite him, Trixie, a pretty blonde. Brian is relaxed, laughing and e

by Brent 1800 words, 36 comments, on Jan 14 12:40 AM 2007. In Humor, Play
Duck, Duck, Humphrey

Once upon a bath (and by "upon", I mean "in") there lived a rubber duck (and by "lived", I mean "floated lifelessly") named Humphrey (and by "Humphrey", I mean "Humphrey"). Humphrey found it depressing to be an inanimate obje

by Brent 1000 words, 38 comments, on Jan 9 11:36 AM 2007. In Bath, Ducks, Humor, Nazi
The Wolf Who Cried Wolf

by Brent 600 words, 70 comments, on Jan 5 1:43 AM 2007. In Humor, Other
Barry, Creature of the Night

Barry was in for the night of his life.

by Brent 1000 words, 58 comments, on Dec 16 1:01 AM 2006. In Dark, Humor
The Day the Music Died

by Brent 700 words, 34 comments, on Dec 11 1:03 PM 2006. In Humor, Music, Science fiction
The Last of the Molehicans

Marty was an endangered species. Not by himself of course, extinction is a team sport. So his family helped. If that sounds a little incestual, it's because it was. They were the last of the electric moles, and Fortune had no

by Brent 600 words, 37 comments, on Dec 8 11:55 PM 2006. In Dark, Humor, Other, Romance
Dead Russians

Several dead Russians were playing Russian roulette. It was actually kind of boring and pointless, since they were already dead, but, since they were already dead, they didn't care. This had actually been going on for quite a long time, possibly for etern

by Brent 400 words, 43 comments, on Dec 2 1:43 AM 2006. In Humor, Other, Russians
Predijuice is Bad

by Brent 400 words, 20 comments, on Nov 30 9:59 AM 2006. In Color, Fiction, Humor
Stanley the Magic Orphan Killer

by Brent 400 words, 42 comments, on Nov 27 1:34 PM 2006. In Humor, Other
The Olives of Wrath

by Brent 900 words, 44 comments, on Nov 20 11:30 PM 2006. In Humor, Olives

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