Portrait of Vlad The Impaler

Through my long years of existence

I have lived more then a thousand days

Killed in about a thousand ways

I am known as “Tepes” or “the Impaler”

Born 1431? Died 1476?

Now ive introduced myself lets begin our tale.

During my brief six year rein as Prince of Wallachia

I was thus responsible for the largest amount of deaths

Victims conservatively set at 40,000, maybe more?

Before we continue Dracula as you well know derives from a Romanian word interpreted variously as “Devil” or “Dragon” suits my persona don’t you think? (Laughs) Son of the Devil? (Readers please you must decide) come now don’t be shy I wont bite….much (laughs hysterically).

Ahh I remember my finest moment... Ever heard of the ‘Wild Berserker’? No? Let me describe. A hundred bodies impaled on stakes raised up high, I sit to dine on my delicious meal surrounded by my Impaled and mutilated victims. I have done some terrible deeds only to satisfy my undying hunger for mutilation. Disgusting to even contemplate? Maybe u shouldn’t read on but then again you could be sadistic bastard like me or you just like a good old time horror….if that is indeed the case lets move on shall we?

How about I describe my features for your minds to gaze upon my portrait for those of you that have a weak stomach? (Laughs) I thought as much lets begin. I have a strong face-a very strong-aquiline, with high bridge of the thin nose peculiarly arched nostrils…My mouth has been described rather cruel looking hiding under my heavy moustache, Black eyes and black hair.Actually I think I’m quite handsome wouldn’t you agree?.

Now to end this part of the tale I’ll leave you a little something disturbing. Are you ready? The King Vampire (that’s me) prince of the undead (see popular already) still haunt this twilight land.

Untill we meet again.