a horrible day

"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEp"1

the alarm rings in the quiet house.I hate stupid alarms, why cant we have a biological alarm where the body wakes itself up.  Or have beautiful women come in and wake you up by kissing you softly, hey this is my story and I'll tell it however I want ok buster, if I want to make this a porn story I will, but it wont be a porn story, just a little romance here and there. I pull back the covers to reveal a black haired beautiful asian woman the woman I had slept with last night, I pulled down the blanket further and realized she wasn't wearing a shirt, I stroked her........ just kidding, you thought I was serious, that was funny.IM only 15, I have hormones and I like making jokes so get used to it you ungreatful person. I move my hand over to press the alarm stopping button, does that thing really have a name anyway.  If it does it would be like the reteron refluxer, or the superized tranfluzzer.  I dont know how do you expect me to know Im just fifteen, and trust me that dont count for as much as it used to.2

"hurry or you'll be late for school" I hear my mom scream from downstairs3

"Im coming mom" 4

I walk down the stairs while trying to pull up my pance and I trip, and let me tell you that is not a pleasent trip down the stairs.5

"now did you do that on purpose zack"my mom asks me. 6

is she serious, does she really think questions like that are even acceptable.7

"yeah mom, I love falling down stairs and hurting myself, its a new hobby of mine" 8

"very funny young man but with that attitude you will never get any friends."she tells me9

and I think, I have friends. Oh the things I could say to her if I were any normal kid but ever since my dad had left us I thought it better not to make her angry, too much at least.10

"bye mom, If I dont come home, it means i died in a horribly tragic algebra accident"11

I climb aboard the yellow prison where the prisoners are reckless and the slave driver is harsh and uncaring. some people call it a school bus.  I go to the back as usual and sit next to my only real friend marshall. now it wasn't like I couldn't make any more friends but I just didn't think it was necessary, anyway I was fine with one close friend like marshall.12

Marshall is really really tall, big, and strong, you know the average jock only he doesn't play any sports.  He is one of those kids who could be popular if they wanted to but they mess up so they just stick with people like me.Now before we go any further, let me just re explain that I am not really a loser, just an outcast among students.A sheep among rams.  A piece of cheese in a pile of meat,sorry got a little sidetracked, anyway on with the story .  I met him while in tutoring job, sort of but not a real job that pays money. Like on of those jobs that you do for free in highschool cause your a good student.13

"Hey marshall whats up man"14

"nothing much big z, hows life" he replies.15

I planned on answering him but that moment we were both stunned by what just happened.  cindy larkenson had just walked on the bus. She was one of the average ditzy girls who were really popular, but oh god you can really hate someone when your fighting the urge to jump up and start making out with them.I loved her, maybe it was just a simple crush but I like to think that it was more than that, at least she didn't hate me, of course she didn't know me but hey.  But i knew it would never happen so I just sat back and enjoyed talking to marshall about football, algebra, and stripping off cindy's clothes and making love in the back of a pick up truck under the stars.  what? Im a teenage boy what do you expect, now will you just shut up and let me tell my story, god when you watch movies of people telling stories do you interrupt them. NO! you just sit there and listen.  Now if this aint the kind of story for you then leave me alone but if your ready I will keep going.  sheesh next you'll expect me to give you soda and popcorn whats coming to this world anyway.16

Just to spare you the time and energy of listening to the first half of my day lets just skip to lunch. oh the cafeteria, the only excuse for the government to get rid of nucleur waste by feeding it to kids.  seriously the other day IM sure my tuna suprise winked at me,and the breadsticks are harder than iron pipes, and the soup melted my spoon. I get my so called food and go to a table by myself, marshall had a test to make up so It was just me , the table, and the tray with a bowl of rejected blood samples, or tomato soup, and something that was either a cupcake or a pile of meat.  doesn't it just sound wonderful to be me,trust me its worse then I make it out to be.  I look over and see cindy, and start to drool without noticing it until a couple of seconds later.  her friends had temporarily left the table so I walked over with no fear in my heart. I only had one friend, I really had nothing else to lose.  I sat down and started eating again and wondering if she would say something17

"excuse me" she finally said"who are you"18

"I am zack phillips the man of your dreams, well one of them anyway, I mean there must be more than one."well that was a stupid thing to say but once you say it you have to stick with it so you shouldn't let them know that wasn't what you meant.19

"do I know you" she said sort of like she was confused.ah she's cute when shes confused, her eyes get a little wider, her mouth frowns ever so slightly. ok on with the conversation20

"well You know me now dont you"21

and then she giggled, oh her laugh was beautiful like a thousand doves singing the most beautiful song in the world, what now you think Im romantic, I just dont know how to deal with you people.22

"you know, zack phillips, your pretty funny why dont I see you around school"she says23

"I dont know I guess Im just not a popular guy, infact im not a guy at all, just kidding"24

"wow you are funny, so funny that I feel I should do something for you, now dont leave cause you deserve this"she says as she reaches for the top button of her shirt.25

I freeze, this was the moment I had  been waiting for, the cream of the crop, the kind of picture you hang up and use as an example of the frame size in a store.  she unbuttoned one, then another then another then another until they were all unbuttoned, she held it closed while she reached down her back from behind and took out a jade green bra.26

I was sweating like a pig without sweating if you get what I mean.  my mouth was open and I had no rational thoughts in my head.27

and then it happened.  she opened it and I lunged forward clinging to her chest.  Ok ok what is it now, what is wrong with you people, I just want to tell a almost true incident and you people come and interrupt me again, you know what you people dont deserve me.  Im going away from you cause you obviously have no Idea whats going on in this story.  I mean IM nice enough to tell it to you and there you go yelling at me, what this is a rated r story? nuh uh, I told you it would be like this and what do you do, you complain.  fine I'll tell you the end, a nuclear bomb was dropped by the russians and we all died, happy.28