30 minutes, 30 minutes of questioning. I spent 30 minutes in a police precinct, do you have any idea how stressed I was? I thought that my heart was going to stop at any time now. The officer called me into a room and I was questioned. I don't know how they did it in the past but now a days its really different (not really ^^"). I mean they strap you to a lie detector and ask you some questions, and if you lie you get a bolt of electricity sent through your body. I was so nervous I was literally sweating out buckets, my first interrogation.
"Son, do you know this man?" I shook my head. I really don't know this person, and the lie detector didn't go off so he asked me the next question, and another on, and another one, this repeated for about a good 20 minutes before I was escorted to another room. I sat their for 10 minutes and now we're here, at the present.
"Son we have looked over the information you gave as well as some info. from witnesses, your free to go, But before you go I have something to ask..." I looked at him theirs still more?!?!? Haven't I been through enough?
"... Would you like to join the narcotics division?" I stared for a good 10 seconds.
"Your asking me to become a narc?" The officer looked at me and shrugged.
"If you want to think of it like that, sure..." The cop smiled at me and put his arms on my shoulders with an intimidating smile said, "You will join the narcotics divisions right?"
How can I say no to someone that is practically pointing a gun at my head and forcing me to say yes! (Cop: What? I would never do that!)
"Well.... can I arrest the people?"
"Can I beat the crap out of them if they resist arrest?" I really don't want to be questioned again.
"Yes,as long as they don't die."
"If they have a gun and try to kill me but I kill them first do I go to jail?" Jail is a no, no for me.
"No, unless you frame him and make it look like he was attacking but really wasn't."
"Do I get benefits?" This was a MUST.
"Are their any undercover operations?"
"You would have, stake out missions, undercover missions, recon missions, information gathering, etc."
"That sounds like fun! But why are you asking me to become a narc?" I mean you could pick someone with more experience than me. You could find someone stronger than me to. (Author's note: She doesn't know how strong she is.)
"Oh, thats because you have a nice face!"
What?!?!?! Thats why? Is that the only reason why? What the hell? I looked at him in disbelief.
"I mean, you have good looks so no one would think of you as a narc, also you don't look it but your strong so you can catch the criminal off guard, and lastly, you can go undercover with ease."
I nodded, wait I can go undercover with ease? With this face? Not to brag but this face is the hottest face I have ever seen! If I was a girl (in the game!) and saw this character I would NEVER forget this face! I almost became a narcissist because of this face!
"Alright! Thats settled your now part of the narcotics division, welcome to the team!" The cop said with overflowing enthusiasm as he grabbed both of my hands as if saying you can't run away now.
[Ding System Notice: Player Luke has completed hided quest. Player Luka has earned the title Narc.]
I stood their dumfounded, this was a hidden quest? Just then I heard some commotion at the front door. It was Doku, thats right! I completely forgot about her! She must have used her bishie radar!
"Luka!!!! Where the hell have you been?!?!?!?! I've been looking for you for the past 45 min! I have great news!" Please note that she's still at the door, being blocked by a really buff guy.
One of the officers tapped my shoulder "Do you know that crazy chick Luka?" I turned looked him straight in the eye and asked, "Do you want the truth or a lie?" This is a valid question, I use it when I don't want to answer you.
He looked at Doku then back at me pondering something, "If your answer is what I think it is I want the lie." Im not even joking! That is really what he said.
"I don't know her, I have never seen that girl in my life, she's probably a crazy stalker." Translation: Yes sadly I do know her, she's a friend that is crazy, don't cross her even if it costs you your life! The cop nodded and waved his hand telling the buff guy to back off.
"Luka!!!" Doku running at me at full speed I dogged and sent Doku crashing into a cart right behind me.
The cop turned and said "You should come back and have a look at the other narcs when you have a chance, we'll see what your skill is when you do."
"Will do copper." I don't know why I said that but the cop just laughed as he slapped me in the back.
Doku came running up to me but this time not as fast. "Luka what have you been doing for the past 45 min? My radar has been trying to find you and only caught your signal a few seconds ago." I turned, you really have a bishie radar? I just said that to prove a point! Do you think I could borrow that for a while?
"Oh yea Luka I have something to tell you."
"Yea, what?" Why do you announce you have something to say? Just say it!
"YOU WON!!!!!!" Doku said trowing her hands in the air waving them like a lunatic. I really think their is something wrong with all the females I know.