Dirty Harry

His name is Harry.

As some like to call him Dirty Harry. He is a big fat ugly kid, wears the same t-shirt everyday big ugly yellow teeth, and one eye bigger than the other.

The same T-shirt he always wears (besides school uniform)is "Happy Christmas 1988" and now the year is 2007!

He is a poor kid, who lives in a trailer that is almost falling apart!

Dirty Harry is a kid who isn't embarrassed on what he looks like, he thinks he is like a normal kid.

He goes to St.George Primary School, but he is so poor that his t-shirts reads St.Frankie, which is the old name of the primary school.

He Recently got a detention, now just to mention Harry is not a nice kid, he is very mean and does some disgusting things that you will never dream of.

Now Like I said he got a detention, you want to know why?

Okay, But I warned you!

He purposely dropped his pencil near the teacher, as he bent down to pick it up and released a big long stinky quiet fart directly to the teachers face. The Teacher known as Mrs.Wee fainted and now Dirty Harry got a Detention. He has also done more disgusting things.

As I enter the classroom, everything was great. The Birds were singing and the room smelt very fresh.

But the Fresh smell was no longer there, because approaching the door was a fat ugly kid who brought in the smell like dead cockroaches and horse shit covered with flies.

"HEY EVERYBODY" he shouted.

He does that every morning, he shouts hello, and then farts.

Now in order of English the Teacher gave us a seating plan, and Dirty Harry sat down near this girl as he name of Sarah. Who is one of those girls that scream when they see a spider.

Dirty Harry just yawned and Sarah nearly fell off her chair.

"Oh my god!" Said Sarah.

"What did you eat for breakfast?"

"Why, why do you ask?"

"It stinks really really bad"

"Really?" Said Dirty Harry.

"Okay then" He added.

He turned away and then released a big loud stinky burp right directly to her face that made her hair blow.

She Screamed and ran out of the class room.

The English Teacher Approached the door.

"HEY EVERYONE, IF IT ISN'T STUPID MR.POO" Said Dirty Harry

"My name isn't Mr.Poo, its Mr.Joel" Said Mr.Joel

"hahaha" Dirty Harry Laughed.

I saw the sick face on Dirty Harry it looked like that he was going to pull of a bad trick or something.

Mr.Joel opened his book, and inside it were all these photos, of him in his mankini. (LIKE BORAT)

"ahhhhhh" Screamed Mr.Joel.

Dirty Harry took the photos out of his book and showed the class.