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Feep /adj/ (Feeped) The situation in which one expects to pass wind but instead excretes in their underwear.2
Nubbin /n/ The object you find a use for immediately after you have thrown it away.3
Thaw /v/ (Th-or) 1. The sudden realisation that one has stuck their fingers to their face with superglue. 2. The theory which states sticky tape has a mind of it's own.4
Uprush /adj/ The toilet's act of returning fire upon its use.5
Author notes
This was hard, but I had good fun. All of these have real meanings, but I... adjusted them...
What did you think? Please comment!
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Thanks!
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LOL...2. The theory which states sticky tape has a mind of it's own...It really does...I was taping some photos into my journal this summer...Well trying to...Because I guess the Scotch tape dicided that it didn't like my notebook and that it liked me more...You try to peel skinny little static charged pieces off that off your hands...Not easy at all!...LOL...Anyways...Good write...
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The first one had me laughing for so long. You did a great job on this contest. Thank you for entering and good luck.
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thats so funny
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Lol, I liked that one too. Thanks for the comment... and as for more... well we'll see.
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LOL!!! MORE!!! Please? This is awesome! My favourite is the sticky tape one, having lost one to many battles at christmas time.
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De Nada ^_^ thanks for the amusing read.
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Lol, that comment made me crack up. Just the way you said "Feeped themselves", thanks very much.
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Heh, very nice, i wonder, how many people have feeped themselves? Wait, no... nevermind, think I'm happier not knowing.
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Lol, thank you very much.
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still laffin--YOU ROCK!
APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE!!!!!!! o, these are great--love "feep" LOLOLOL and "uprush" LOLOLOLOLOL
well, hell, i love 'em all! BRAVO!
(((HUGS))) and love, karla.
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Thank you! I really appreciate it!
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Thank you very much! Yeah, I decided to use real words just to add a little sense of realism to it, even though it's obvious they aren't the real definitions. Thanks for the comment!
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this is AMAZING!!! Seriously soooo funny! well done! great work!!
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sputters that last one just happened to my mother recently. LOL.
I thought this was great! I didn't know all those were real words. I looked them up. Feep is a geek term, but I like yours much better. I've heard nubbin used before, and I like how your definition just about fits the spirit of the old one. Nice job. Good luck in the contest! -
Thanks!
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Thank you!
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This was the best one in the contest I think! Great write and good luck!
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Lol, this is great! I like your definition of Thaw best, I don't know why... Lol.
This is great, You have to win!!
Georgia
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