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To: Perry4bee@hotmail.com
From: Bee4perry@hotmail.com
Subject: R:E Opening the communication lines
Hello Sexy lady,
You asked me if I missed you and I reply to that ARE YOU FUCKING PSYCHO... of course I miss you, so much I was reduced to tears at school today. Which while I'm on the topic of school, Spear and Chip went absouloughtly balistic when I told them that you weren't coming to school for a few weeks. I couldn't bring myself to tell them the real reason why... I think I might leave that up to you, since they insisted on sending you an email as well. Be prepeared They are not happy.. Since you only spent like 3 days with them these whole holidays and now your not even showing up for school. Well That's not entirely your problem, it's partly mine to. And yes I know I should have told them, but it was just so embarrasing, you know what I mean, I mean I think it would be a little bit easier if they were girls to, well more to the point Gay, but since their not you can see my dilema. I am very, very jealous of Mina , She seems to be having all of your attention, or is it vise versa, since she cooks your breakfast for you every morning..Well this morning on it's own is enough to make me want to punch you in the face.. BACON AND EGGS..arhh you cow, but your my sexy cow and I'm happy your getting fed well, man I just sounded like your mum.. Now about this notebook thing, I think isn't that strange, she is after all a writer and she could be suffering from writers block or something, or maybe she's just to busy from work to be bothered writing. Though I will say this.. Trust me she is straight, she dated my cousin like two years ago, and they almost got married. So that whole hand thing babe, sorry to say was just her being her nice normal self. So don't work yourself up into a frenzy about her, she is just a normal , kind hearted, friendly women, who may just be in a writing rut.
Also I know I hate to sound like your mum and all but I think going to university to sit in he classes would totally rock, just think about it, you migh actually get a chance to meet someone like us... which would be so awsome, but not only that Mina is a smart women and you might actually learn something intersting. Anyway it's 4:00 and your mum will be home from work very soon, she is still not happy with us, I can tell.. but she'll get over it sooner or later.. she's just to wrapped up in the wedding, either that or she's missing dad to much. So please reply babes , V you later ..[ get it V you later] no!!! I'll explain next time...
loving you long time Benedict xxoo
p.s I hugged Spear and Chip, but I think Chip got a bit stiff, if you know what I mean lol.
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TO: Perry4bee@hotmail.com
From: Smith-chips@hotmail.com
Subject: Where the fuck are you !!!
Hay bitch
where the hell are you, Benedict ran to us today cring cause she misses you so much and she wouldn't even tell us where you are.. are you in lesbian rehab.. haha lol no serioisly where the hell are you, you do realise I have only seen you like 2 times this holidays, with your mums wedding and all. I miss you Perry.. though if you tell anyone that, I will track you down and kill you.. got it, I think I even saw a tear in Spear's eye when Ben told us you weren't coming back for a few weeks. What are we going to do without you. No offense to Benedict or anything, she rox of course, but know who are we gunna watch making out behing the locker bays.. Jokes in case I sound a little to sexist or whatever you lesbian's take it as.. Anyway I am in Music now and Spears playing me this trajic love song about this girl he's got the hots for and all the girls are ohhing and arhhing so I might go and see if I can swipe them with me sexy charms... love ya Perry REPLY ASAP.. tell me where you are maybe we can stop by. Chip
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TO: Perry4bee@hotmail.com
From: To-hot-4-me@hotmail.com
Subject: Where are you PERRY!
[ good afternoon] Perry,
I wrote this little poem for you this afternoon I hope you like it:
WHERE ARE YOU!!
where are you our buddy
I felt sick in the tummy
You didn't come to me
where the hell could you be
I felt my lips touch the ice
I wanted to give you something nice
But not even a hug I could give
where the hell do you live
are you so far away
can we visit- could we stay
wherever you are just stay in touch
we all just miss you to much
Well I know it's a little bit lame, but you can't help me can you. so where are you really. I did miss you, I even bought you something on the holidays. Do you know how much it's been killing me not to be able to give it to you. well I suppose i could just send it to you.. if you would like to tell me where you are.. Benedict came and hugged me, crying on my shoulder's because she missed you and we couldn't get it out of her.. all she said was "Ask perry, just ask Perry". Did you murder someone.. are you in jail, is that what it is. I knew you shouldn't have watched all those murder movies, they get stuck in your head, like when you were obsessed with surfing like matty lewis and you watched him religiously and then you like non stop surfed for three days untill you almost drowned and you had to go to hospital to get the water pumped from your body.Please don't try and kill anyone else, cause you know theirs a possibility if you have killed someone, you'll get power hungry and kill more innocent people, and that my friend is called a serial killer. Hmm talking about cereal I might go and have a bowl of wheat- bix, anyways make sure you writ back lazy ass and add the address of where your staying so we can gate crash your tea parties.
To: Bee4perry@hotmail.com
From: Perry4bee@hotmail.com
Subject: TOTALLY!!
Babe your probably right about Mina, you know me though.. I'm really not used to people who are overly nice to me. She almost married your cousin, that's a relief.Don't be sad about me- to the extent your in spears arms..I will be home soon, and who know's you might even be able to come when Spear and Chip gate crash my tea party- so they say.I can understand why you couldn't tell them, I can't tell them straight to their face either.. I am sending them an e-mail shortly to explain. I am kind of can't wait to get out of the house for a while, I was extreamly bored today being all alone. V'ing me later.. hmm I don't seem to be able to understand what your trying to get at, would you care to explain in more detail when you relpy.. [hehe I'm not stupid, I know what It means] but still tell me.. I might even get of on it- lol.. Love you soo much thinking about you always..
xD Perry
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To:Smith-chips@hotmail.com
CC:To-hot-4-me@hotmail.com
From
erry4bee@hotmail.comSubject: Close to rehab
Hay chip and Spear,
Yes I am in some saught of Lesbian Rehab, well as close as you can get to it.. without going into it to much I will tell you why I am now here staying with one of Seth's friends Mina Keran "The great Author";
Okay so Benedict and I were doing something we shouldn't have been doing [in the kitchen] because we thought that mum was dead to the world and it seemed like the right time and all, then mum caught us, just when it was getting close to the big "O" and so she lectured me for a while and said that their was like a time and a place for everything and she like accepts me for who I am and all that, shit .
So we were like oh cool.. anyways to cut a long story short I went to sleep with Benedict, like usual and she gave me the best *@#$ Iv'e ever had, chaining me to the bed and leaving me their.. and cause I was to exausted to care, I stayed chained to the bed all night and in the morning I woke up, went to go get my clothes and bent my wrist around , causing it to bleed. So then Benedict lost the key and mum heard her screaming so she came it, cut me loose and I was in hospital for a few days. After that she told me I had to stay with Mina so I could pretty much fall out of love with benedict In time for her wedding to be perfect. And she called me selfish.. But she's a hypocrite. I mean if anything isn't she being selfish.
I don't exactly know the adress of where I am staying so you might have to ask Benedict about that one, and I would love it if you guys bought her along to gate crash my fairy tea party... GOD spear Mina's not that lame you know.. she's just to intellect for me. Hmm I hear you got a few followers on Spear, replacing me already.. Just look after Benedict though, she seems to be taking this harder than I thought. And please grow up Chip , If it turns you on that bad, why don't you just borrow some of your brothers video's or something, istead of getting of on your best friends.. No offence but it does offend me a bit, but now you mention it, you are sex craving boys aren't you. So I can't be hypocritical of your veiws.. just keep it in your pants stiffy... HAHAHA
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missing you guys -- xD PERRY
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