Top 50 Ways To Know You're Truly A Sephiroth Fan!

I did this for fun on Gaia and figured I'd bring it here XD
Although I doubt anyone will read it Dx
Plus I'm a HUGE Sephiroth fan from Final Fantasy and pretty much suffer everything in this list.
Once I'm able to find my way through writer's Block again,I'm gonna make 50 more.1

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WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE A SEPHIROTH FAN:4

1- Your only Mother is JENOVA.
2- You call your birth Mother by JENOVA.
3- You went and bought a Masamune.
4- You're proud to own Sephiroth's weapon's duplicate.
(No,you can't have the real thing XD)
5- You bought a leather suit that resembles Sephiroth's.
6- Your computer desktop's background is nothing but Sephiroth.
7- Most of the pictures you've saved are Sephiroth.
8- You dyed your hair silver.
9- You grew your hair out like Sephiroth's and dyed it silver.
10- You claim to be the only one for Sephiroth.
11- You've memorized the lyrics to the original One Winged Angel from the video game.
12- You can name all the instruments in the video game version.
13- You've memorized the lyrics to the Advent Children version.
14- You can name the instruments used in that version.
15- You've memorized the remix version.
16- Again,can name the instruments used.
17- You've memorized all of Sephiroth's quotes.
18- You bought colored contacts to match Sephiroth's eyes.
19- Memorized Sephiroth's whole story and know it by heart.
20- Happy that Sephiroth burnt down Nibelheim.
21- Angry and happy at the same time about what happened to Sephiroth.
(Angry because he's an experiment,happy that he's so damn hot and is real XD)
22- You are using this planet as your vessel.
23- Have wet dreams about Sephiroth.
24- Just have dreams about Sephiroth.
25- Don't mind yaoi between Sephiroth and Cloud.
26- Don't mind yaoi between Sephiroth and Vincent.
27- Don't mind yaoi between Sephiroth and someone else.
28- Are an Aerith/Aeris Basher.
29- Think Sephiroth X Aerith/Aeris is a BAD couple.
30- Are a Cloud Basher.
31- Want to know the REAL TRUTH between Sephiroth and Cloud.
(Thank you Thora XD)
32- Claim to be part of SOLDIER just to get close to Sephiroth.
33- You've made a shrine to the One Winged Angel somewhere in your house.
34- You sacrifice small animals,women,and children to that shrine.
35- You constantly play One Winged Angel.
36- Believe that Sephiroth WOULD HAVE owned Cloud's ass in Advent Children.
37- Stare at Sephiroth as much as you can.
38- Have a CD dedicated to every One Winged Angel song that was composed.
39- Have a CD dedicated to every picture you found of the One Winged Angel.
40- Began taking sword-fighting classes.
41- Smirk/Smile/Laugh/ETC every time Sephiroth falls from the ceiling and stabs Aerith/Aeris.
42- Believe that Sephiroth has a soft side hidden somewhere.
43- Almost have a heart attack every time Kadaj turns into Sephiroth in Advent Children.
44- Almost have a heart attack when Sephiroth quotes; "Tell me what you cherish,give me the pleasure of taking it away."
45- Almost have a heart attack when Sephiroth begins to walk through the Nibelheim flames.
46- Claim Sephiroth for yourself.
47- Write Erotica fanfictions between you and Sephiroth.
48- You made a cosplay wing for yourself to imitate Sephiroth's.
49- Talk about Sephiroth every chance you get.
50- Sephiroth is your OBSESSION.