I sat in awe,
For what I saw;
Made me smile,
As wide as the Nile;
It was green,
It was keen;
It made me happy,
I know this sounds sappy;
Have it I must,
Or else it might just turn to dust;
It is my love,
Sure is better then a dove;
For it is just for me,
And I know you shall see;
I like it cold,
But not old;
I like it new,
For it is Mountain Dew.
For what I saw;
Made me smile,
As wide as the Nile;
It was green,
It was keen;
It made me happy,
I know this sounds sappy;
Have it I must,
Or else it might just turn to dust;
It is my love,
Sure is better then a dove;
For it is just for me,
And I know you shall see;
I like it cold,
But not old;
I like it new,
For it is Mountain Dew.
Author notes
I wrote this poem cause my friends and I used to absolutly love the stuff. It made one of my friends laugh for 2 days cause it was so funny. Now I love Dr. Pepper. LOL.
A contest entry
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Comments
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haha, good, the first story ive read in the contest that made me smile. i like mountain dew too
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I loved your poem . I don't get to read poems in the category of humor . Usually they revolve around nature , regret or death . All the best to you for the contest .


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-giggles- That was slightly funny. I thiink this is the first funny poem I have read...others are depressing. I'm glad I got a giggle out of it ^.^ Good job and good luck in the contest ^.^
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Funny made me laugh at the end.


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Hey, this is the first poem in a long time that really made me laugh out loud! It's amazing! Thanks for sharing. :-)
beginning: 2, language: 2, plot: 2, ending: 3, dialog: 2, characters: 3.
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*laughs hysterically*
I LOVE THE ENDING!! It's SOOO FUNNY!!
It has a really nice meter and you'd almost never guess that it's about Mountain Dew!! Good job! It's hilarious!!

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