It was a cool summers night outside as Oremis sat at his thrown pondering how he would crush his much hated rival, Burns.
“Burnsy, Burnsy, Burnsy,” Oremis pondered, “I need to prove my endurance to the Gods for a good races against him. I must do, The Patoka Run. But first I need That One Guy.” After quickly contacting That One Guy both brave hero’s set off to conquer the run of myth and legend, The Patoka Run. They began their walk to the start of the run at Oremis’ house, from there they made their way through dense 1:30am darkness to the park. While moving through the park they were attacked by a set of vicious clothes lines!
“Guyacus!” Oremis cried, “watch out for these damn lines, and this drop off after them!” Oremis swiftly dunked under a set of clothes lines and skillfully scaled down through a small ditch but as our brave hero continued moving forward he was suddenly taken out by another set of them. “UMF!” Theses were Oremis’ words on his way down. He rose up to Guyacus’ rolling laughter as blood trickled from his lip.
“Would you like to go home and stop this madness Oremis?” Guyacus questioned.
“NO! We will NOT turn back! Now lets continue.”
The following hour and a half were of pain, agony, and complete exhaustion. The last mile was of pure heart and in that mile Oremis felt a pain like no other.
“Guyacus, It’s getting cold out here, are you all right?” Guyacus nodded back to Oremis. “I don’t know if I can. The Gods are starting to test my manliness with theses frigid temperatures.
“What are you talking about?” Guyacus questioned.
“My nuts are seriously freezing off. Like my man junk is hurting from the cold. But the Gods will NOT stop me form beating BURNS!!!!” Oremis cried out in a death roar! At that moment Oremis but on a speed burst so great that the road slit in two and the trees lost their newly grown leaves. With a flash and a burst of immense light and explosions from everywhere Oremis was completed with the race. After the two brave adventures made it home Oremis fell into a deep sleep in his humble abode.
Author notes
Me and my friend, who we all call "That One Guy" ran 6 miles total and 2 miles walking before and after it. Also my rival in this story I mention, Burns, is a dude from a rival school. Me and him have very good races when our track teams collide.
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lolz....this was funny and weird...cool!!
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lolz....this was funny and weird...cool!!
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tee hee. that was absolutely nut-zoid... I love it!!!!! Thanks for the entry, twas a laugh and amn I needed one too.
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I thought this was hilarous. For one, Guyacus. That name alone is hilarous. Somehow you made a race interesting, good work.
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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I love your little stories!
This one was funny, especially the part where he mentions his 'man junk' seriously freezing or something. But you had grammar problems...damn it. I'm a grammar OCD freak.
*evil laughter*
Haha, anybryars, loved the story!
Sorry but I'm going to refrain myself from giving you applauses...b/c then I'd have to give all the othe peeps entered in the contest applauses and yes I said poops...people! AHsdgkahsdga
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