"Get my camera honey" I said to the leather-dressed girl by my side, Barbie.
She skipped off into the other room, her sexy shape almost bouncing out of her tight suit.
When she came back, she was holding the camera.
As she gave it to me, she leaned over and stuffed her tongue far down my throat.
I moved my own tongue around also, mixing our saliva.
"Hot stuff" I said and winked, as she withdrew to the other room.
I licked my mouth, tasting the strawberry-flavored lipgloss she left behind.
"Delicious" I said to myself, almost forgetting why I had her bring the camera in the first place.
"Yeah, right, the sex-dwarf" I said, and jumped out of my throne.
The throne was of my own design, ornamented with gold, jewelry and skulls.
It was mainly golden and black, suiting my all-black leather costume very nicely.
As I walked out of the room, to join the one that was waiting, I passed a mirror.
I had placed mirrors all over the place, as I enjoyed my own reflection.
I was fairly tall, with long black hair.
Usually, I wore this leather and latex outfit, sometimes with a pink fur around my neck.
The outfit always came with a black cape and a black spiky collar.
My face was also always very 'fasionable', with pale makeup all over, apart from the pitch-black eyes.
See, as well as wearing alot of mascara and eye-shadow, I also wore black lenses.
I also used my trusted black lipstick, right above my chin-beard.
You know, the kind of beard that 'captain Jack Sparrow' has sticking out of his face.
I must admit, Johnny had always inspired my style a little.
As I stood admiring myself, I suddenly realized what I was actually doing.
"Right" I said to myself, making my way over to the door.
Upon opening it, a weird little fellow met me.
He was very low, even for a dwarf to be.
He was dressed only in dark blue latex, and had bright green hair.
"So you're the sex-dwarf?" I asked, looking him up and down.
Upon my question, he reached for my pants, barely touching me before I skipped away.
"No touchy-touchy" I said, leading him inside.
"There'll be plenty of time for that later... with other people"
I let him go into the room where Barbie was waiting.
She would lead him upstairs to the dancing-cages.
"Damn" I said, as I realized I didn't take his photo.
"Oh well, sex dwarf sounds better than it is" I said, not realizing I was talking out loud.
I shook my head, considering not to do cocaine this early in the morning ever again.
The thought soon left my mind though, as I fixed myself another white line.
"Rom" A familiar voice behind me said.
I would recognize Minas voice wherever I was, and whatever I had running in my veins.
"You must mean rum" I said, turning around to her, holding a bottle of strong rum in my right hand.
She smiled at me, and kissed me with her devine blue lips.
"Actually, I did mean Rom" She said, licking my face.
"Aha!" I exclaimed, as I realized it was my name.
"I forgot that... minor detail"
Fumbling around a bit, I managed to make another white line, for Mina.
She rolled up a dollar, and was about to sniff it, but I interfered.
"Wait, wait... A dollar?" I asked, taking the dollar from her hands.
Then I took a straw from a nearby drink, and cut it in half with my trusted jeweled knife.
"Here" I said, "enjoy"
Mina sniffed the line, and seemed to enjoy it alot.
Oh well, I knew she did.
"oh, oh!" I said, as if I had something to tell her.
"What?" She asked, giggling.
"I forgo... Sex Dwarf!" I said, pointing at her, for some unknown reason.
She started laughing, but followed me upstairs.
Walking past Barbie, a drag-queen and a conventional transvestite, we finally made it upstairs.
The whole upper floor was filled with dancing-cages, and various dancers.
Most of the dancers were my favorite, hot young naked girls.
But we also had a few... deviants.
Like the drag-queens, the juggy lesbians and the sex-dwarf... to name a few.
Mina laughed at the sight of the sex dwarf, as he was showing off his... little rod.
"Mine doesn't seem as small anymore, does it?" I asked her, as I stretched my pants a little, so that she'd see it.
She smiled at me, and kissed me again.
"I like that, I like that response" I said, roaring into her ear.
"What was that roar?" I suddenly asked, backing away from her, falling backwards to the floor.
She started laughing even more, as she followed me down, and continued kissing me.
"Someone give me some more to drink" I said, licking Mina down her neck.
Suddenly, Barbie arrived upstairs, bringing us some vodka.
"Great work dollie" I said, still with Mina lying on top of me.
Now I was pouring vodka down my throat, as I was licking Mina, and looking straight up at the Dwarf.
Suddenly I jumped up from the floor.
But if it hadn't been for both Mina and Barbie, and the fact that I grabbed the dwarf, I would have fallen straight down again.
"Let's go somewhere more private... Girrrls" I said, and dragged both Mina and Barbie with me to the nearest bedroom.
Even before we got inside, Barbie was halfway naked, exposing her beautiful breasts.
As Mina started licking them, I closed the door, right infront of the green-haired naked sex-dwarf.
This was going to be another great night I though, or maybe I said it out loud, as I joined the girls.
Author notes
Raw and unedited... I'll work on that tomorrow...
But now it's 2:30 Am, and I am sleepy =P
Hehe =)
Thinking of writing more about this man, Rom, if anyone would like me too... I'll have to see how people react first =P
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Comments
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So far so hot...heaps of interesting charecters and anything having to do with sex tis interesting to Me...ha.
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Haha this was very entertaining! I like how you explained what Rom looks like, too bad you didn't describe the apparently hot women.
He seems like an arrogant spoiled prince, the type you love to read about.
The erotics didn't sound very sexy or natural, I liked the humor-part better. A sex-dwarf? That was hilarious!
Keep up the good stuff, I'll try to read the rest soon as well 
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it good
but certainly could have been better the erotic is forced in and not really needed in the plot most of the time
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ive already read this, but i needed to read it again it's so good! hehe
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good very very good
I wanted to see how the sex dwarf would do sex acts. I will come back for part 2 if you put one down. -
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Thanks alot for reading =)
Part 2 and 3 are already posted =)
Just click my profile, and there they are =D
Thanks =)
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You CAN write anything
But I'm really sorry.. I just can't stop laughing at the thought of a sex dwarf (that link you sent me, omg, I'll have to kick that image off my mind lest I want ot have nightmares!!) AND you have him here, haha "his little rod" lmao!!!
Hormonal Mads = Hormonal stories
I don't know how blue lips could be sexy x.x and I don't know why people dress up like that *points up* but if it's just a momentary thing, costumes and such.. haha, I think it's an okay thing
Mads... kick me if I'm wrong, but Rom scares me (his image reminded me of some satan painting I saw as a child)).. 
please have him look like Johnny Depp instead.. or rather, I'll just imagine Rom as Johnny Depp
a few errors, but then, your talent shines through
next time we talk, I'll tranquilize you
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Hehe, seems like the sex-dwarf both facinated and scared you Rachel =D
Hehe, I think that these people are part of a club-enviroment that is a lifestyle, rather than a temporary thing...
In my mind, Rom is the 'leader', trying to recreate the party -feel of the seventies, or at least, how he thought it was =)
Hehe, actually, after I wrote that Johnny part, I've imagined him as Johnny Depp myself =P
But also, the character Jack Sparrow was the main influence for Rom, seing as they are both supposed to be immoral characters, though still likeable =)
Hehe, you'll tranquilize me? =P
Oh dear =D
Thanks for the comment Rachel =)
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i think this is a good set of bones
The subject material is good and I think you have a nice start here. If it were me, and I were doing the job, I would be careful about taking shortcuts and not be afraid to add detail sometimes. don't be lazy. For instance, where you say "Hot stuff," I said, and winked as she withdrew to another room. I would instead consider something like: "Hot stuff," I said, winking slyly as she withdrew to another room.. Rewarded 8
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That had to be the most interesting thing I've read in awhile. I really likes it. It really isn't something you see too often, most people prefer the clean kind of story.. Not me though
Great work!
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Wow! You're branching out into erotica?
I just had to read this, the title was so intriguing. And that in it's self is an achievement for a writer. After all if a story looks dull from the title then no one is going to read it. This title looked anything but dull - and I was not disappointed!
This is quite a departure for you, but again that's good, I don't think that any writer should get stuck in one genre - especially with short stories, it's too limiting. We need to try our hand at lots of stuff to see what were good at.
This was a good story, the detail really made it live for me, and the characters are exceptionally vivid. But I wanted more! So yes in answer to your question - maybe you should write more about this guy.
Excellent job - as ever.
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hmmmm....interesting. this is different from your normal....but very good all the same . how did this idea come about? another dream, perhaps? love it, mads.
(I beat soda!! this is the second one! w00t! hehe ).
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Lol! leslie, haha, I don't always read his stuff first!
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