One night, My Chemical Romance visited the kingdom of the three princesses. Special request to the band made by Secret. The three princesses invited all of their friends to have a crazy mosh concert party. MCR was playing, and the princesses were moshing with their friends when the evil victor-dragon interrupted the great time they were having.
"muhahahaha I’m going to be mean and take away your musical selection and to be meaner I’m going to take away your magic vehicles" The dragon laughed immensely.
"No give me back my band!" Secret yelled. She jumped onto her older sister's shoulders and tried to grasp onto Gerard's shoes to hold him down but it was a lost cause. The victor dragon flew away causing a wind storm to disrupt the entire kingdom. Shadow helped her sister off her shoulders and Angel embraced her sister into a hug.
"My life’s joy is gone. How will I go on?" Secret cried.
"We've got to do something!" Shadow whispered in her younger sister's, Angel's, ear.
"But what?" Angel asked.
"We’ll strike that dragon at midnight!" Shadow whispered. Both sisters continued to comfort the middle sister.
Night fell upon the kingdom, the other unicorns were asleep, the fairies were tucked away in their beds, and the mermaids went back to their oyster beds. Angel snuck into her closet and dressed in a black cat suit, complete with a long sleek tail. She crept out of her room and knocked on shadow's door. Shadow swung the door open.
"SSSHHHH!" angel shushed.
"Sorry!" shadow whispered. They tiptoed down the halls of the castle and into their middle sister's room. Secret was laying there still as a board.
"What's our plan?" Angel asked.
"Sneak attack her." Shadow whispered. "On three. 1-2..."
"Three!" Angel spoke softly. They leaped onto their sister's bed, covering her mouth and pinning her to her bed. Secret tried screaming but when she saw it was her sister's she stopped screaming but continued to kick, giving Angel the rockiest ride of her life. Shadow placed a bandana over her sister's mouth and Angel dressed Secret. They walked into the outer courtyard of the castle and remembered they didn't have their beloved pets to get them to where they needed to go. They walked into the garage and took off an old, royal tapestry covering three tricycles. A pink one with pink and silver pompoms. A purple one with dashing silver, glittery, stripes and a bell that went briiiiiiing briiiiiiiiiing. And a black one with green flames and a big honkin horn.
"This is going to get us to the dragon's lair?" Angel projected.
"You have another idea Einstein?" Shadow snapped.
"Nope." Angel's voice high pitched. She quickly bit her lip to stop from saying anything else. The girls dusted off their tricycles and hopped on them. The girls peddled hard out of the kingdom and down the rocky trail. The journey lasted three hours. Three long hours of excessive peddling, three painful hours of their legs tightening up. Three agonizing hours of getting on each other's nerves. They neared the volcano in which the Dragon called home. Lava burst from the open crater landing anywhere and everywhere.
"How about we go back... Keely can burst out of there." Angel whimpered.
"No... We didn't come all this way to quit now. We're going in there for MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, not OURSELVES!" Secret exclaimed, punching the air with her fist. Shadow had to try really hard to keep her laughter in but once Secret took the lead on her purple tricycle, Shadow's laughter erupted. Angel giggled and shook her head at her two psychotic sisters. They found the backdoor to the volcano and ditched their tricycles. Each of them staying extremely close to the hardened lava walls.
Shadow spotted her beloved bat, Attila, tied to the bars of a very small cage. She looked down and there was Lucy and Keely struggling to free themselves from the ropes that detained them. Secret spotted her beloved band mates: Gerard, Bob, Frank, Michael, Ray.
"Angel you go down there and distract Victor, do your back flips, front flips, somersaults something to distract him." Shadow instructed.
"Why can't somebody else do that? I'm scared." Angel protested.
"You're the craziest of the bunch and you're springy and you're fast. Now stop protesting or you're not getting Keely back." Shadow snapped.
"Fine!" Angel pouted.
"I'm going to free our transportation back home, and you my middle sister..." She started, facing Secret.
"You're going to take this magic wand, I swiped from our fairy godmother and untie MCR."
"Why couldn't we just use the wand to do all of our jobs and we save time?" Angel inquired.
"Because I've tried before. And why would we pass up on an opportunity to see our youngest sister make a complete fool of herself and we get to crack up in a fit of laughter." Shadow retorted and patted Angel's head.
"Break on three. 1-2-3!" Secret chanted as the three sisters placed their hands in a circle one on top of another. Shadow used her super-magical spy gloves to climb the rocky walls. Secret sprayed herself with invisibility spray and she cartwheeled and danced over to the cages where My chemical Romance were being held captive. As she was told, Secret used her fairy godmother's wand to undo the knots the victor-dragon constructed to keep the boys tied to their seats.
Angel grasped onto a huge chain link that rang a huge bell. She swung into the center of the cavern in like George of the Jungle.
"ahhh! what do you want!" Hissed the victor dragon
"just to make fun of you!" angel smiled. She dug out her blue lipstick, black and silver nail polish. She began drawing happy faces on the cheek bones of the dragon, and stars and moons on his long nose. Steam shot out of his nostrils and floppy ears. Angel shimmied down the chain and started painting the dragon's toenails.
"You know I think you're so mean and nasty because you have ingrown toenails. and that must hurt. would you like a pedicure?" Angel asked all happily.
"No little brat I would not like a pedicure, and don't you even think about asking me if I want a manicure. now come here so I can eat you!" The dragon hissed. Angel jumped down from the chain and began running in zigzags.
"Will you stop doing that!" The dragon hissed.
"NEVER!" Angel shouted.
Meanwhile with Secret and My Chemical Romance, it would take a lot more than their fairy godmother's wand to get those band mates free.
"Who's setting us free! I'm scared because I don't see anyone!" Michael panicked. Gerard kicked Michael in the shin.
"OW! Why did you do that?" Michael cried.
"Stop being a baby, at least we're getting out of this hellhole!" Ray retorted. Secret lathered herself in reappearing lotion, but only her head appeared.
"AHHH! A FLOATING HEAD!" Michael screamed. Frank kicked Michael in his other shin.
"Will you chill it’s only the lovely rock princess, Secret." Gerard explained.
"Secret why are you only a head!" Bob asked.
"Invisible spray." She answered. "How did victor do these knots?"
"We were passed out but I saw him use yellow flame to tighten them." Frank responded.
"So to do untie them, I should use the blue flame." Secret thought out loud
“yeah yeah yeah!” Gerard chanted in encouragement. Secret dipped her fairy godmother’s wand in the pool of blue fire. The magic and the fuel meshed together making a flame more powerful than dynamite itself. Luckily skin was resistant against that flame. Secret burnt the ropes to ashes and released all five guys. As secret dissolved the chain links around the guys ankles, each one of them jumped over Secret’s head and leaped for joy
“I’m freeeeeeeeeeeee!” they each shouted. Each of them thought the victor-dragon would turn to look their ways, but Angel was certainly doing a great job keeping the dragon occupied. She put some silly magic putty on her feet and she was bouncing off the cavern walls like a pinball.
“Shadow, hurry up anytime soon!” Angel yelled from across the room.
“These bars won’t break!” Shadow announced, frustrated. Gerard took the fiery magic wand from Secret’s invisible hand and launched it 134 feet into the air and 93 feet across the room. Shadow caught the wand but by the wrong end.
“ow ow ow!” she chanted as she fumbled with the wand trying to get it to stop burning her hand. Finally she turned it right side up and the bars burnt to a crisp. Attila was free. Shadow grasped onto her beloved bat’s strong shoulder and led the way out of the cavern of doom. On the way out, Attila swooped down and Shadow released Lucy, and Keely. Keely flapped her mystical, feather wings and zoomed out of the cave faster than you can say super-cali-fredge-a-listic. Angel grabbed onto her Unicorn’s tail before Keely got lost in the wild. Gerard, Frank, Ray, Michael, and Bob, all hopped on Lucy’s back, and Lucy galloped out of there.
“NO! NO! NO!!!!!!!!!!!” Victor-dragon hollered as he saw everyone escape. “I’ll get you, you three princesses. I’ll get you and you’re little band too!”
Back in the kingdom, My Chemical Romance sleep-depravedly slid off of Lucy’s back.
“I am beat!” Michael complained.
“Well you get to sleep on the magic school bus ride back home!” frank retorted.
“Well, Secret we can’t thank you enough for getting us out of there!” Gerard replied. He took Secret’s invisible hand, pulled her close and planted a quick peck on the cheek.
“Will you be in touch?” Secret asked.
“of course. You’re our favorite princess!” Gerard smiled. Secret grinned. A short school bus arrived in the courtyard.
“this is your ride.” Shadow responded. The guys loaded their equipment and luggage into the short bus before loading themselves into the bus. The princesses waved as the guys took off at warp speed. When the bus was out of site, Angel was about to take off to put Lucy and Keely to bed, when Shadow said out of the blue,
“we forgot our tricycles didn’t we?”
The girls looked around.
“yeah but no more adventure for me!” Angel protested.
“We’ll get them tomorrow!” Secret replied as she headed to her comfy bed.
Angel put her beloved animals in the stables and met Shadow in the hallway.
“Angel…” Shadow started. Angel turned to look at her older sister.
“Why does your cat suit, have a long sleek tail attached to it?” Shadow asked.
“I can’t be a cat without a cat tail!” angel smiled and walked into her bedroom closing her door. Shadow just stood their in confusion. She finally decided to blow it off and go to sleep.
Author notes
options 3 (lucy your beloved llama lol)
option 4 (you being a princess lol)
option 10 (your tricycle)
option 8 - my chemical romance
option 12 - the victor dragon lol.
muhaha 5 options -- is that allowed lol.
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edited and spell checked it. hoping everything flows better than my last draft :D
Comments
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interesting
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OMG!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT GERARD!!!!
lol ^.^
AWESOME. Seriously.
Looooove it!
Good luck in my contest.

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Wow, this was so totally insane and crazy. I loved how random it was, and all the extra crazy elements that had no rational (hah!) explanation, but still made the story interesting.
You really do need to have someone go over the story and fix all the grammar/capitalization/etc errors, as they were very distracting.
And, because of your story, I now know My Chemical Romance band member's real names. Is Gerard the cute lead singer? -
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lol thank you for the comment.
and no rational explanation for things is exactly what i was going for lol
i don't think gerard is cute, but yes he's the lead singer. and I only put MCR in there for a friend lol.
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Fun Story!
This was fun to read, but a bit confusing. I don't know the group, My Chemical Romance, except that I've heard of them. I was not familiar with the members of the group. You had a lot of characters and a lot going on. I think more description would have been helpful. Thanks for entering our contest.
Andy

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I foung this amusing
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Hilarious and an awesome read! Loved the humor and the characters! Good luck in the contest!
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Wow
Very happy and it made me laugh at the same time! I luv it. Humor spices things up! love it see ya bu bye ta ta! -
OMG LOL I totally heart this. I cracked up. And then fell out of my chair. It was like so random. *Claps*


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I really liked how the unrealistic-ness of this story made it so funny. I loved how you wrote in such a humor filled sort of way. I overall completely loved it. I'm like still laughing now. Some parts in the story don't have the right punctuation and some has kind of odd grammar that doesn't really flow like in the beginning there was some odd use of punctuation. More people should read this because this is hilarious. Haha! Good job. Keep up the writing. ~ZeroKiryu.
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haha this was so funny, i don't tend to read funny stories but this actually worked. over all great job, it held my attentsion and flowed really well.
Great story, lets see how many more strange convos happen in the cb
Great Job
Em

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"The magic and the fuel meshed together making a flame more powerful than dynamite itself. Luckily skin was resistant against that flame."
hahaha, how very convenient. I can tell this story was littered with inside jokes, but it was funny. My favorite mental image was the three of you on your three unique tricycles, that's a cool and kooky idea. I also liked the magic putty on the feet

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yayyyyyyyy: this is si happpy laughter i am cracking up hehehehe


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BRAVO
OMG!!! I laughed so hard I actually cried!! For reals. Fabulous job, though there are a few errors here and there. But they don't detract from the overall AWESOMENESS of this story!!!beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.














