there was once a beautiful queen. 1
Colonies were not yet established. The pirate queen had a plate of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. oh how warm and wonderful they smelled. the entire kingdom was enticed with the fragrance of those cookies. A lonely pirate by the name of Questionable Mark knocked on the stone wall door and begged his queen to have a cookie. feeling generous she handed the plate of cookies in front of her townspirate. he went to grab one but she pulled it away.2
"the only way you're getting one is if you bow down to your queen." she stodgily stated. 3
"NEVER!!!!!" He shouted raising his sword towards. She pulled her own sword and they started battling it out. in the meantime the princess of the palace put away the cookies in a deep, stainless steel, bulletproof, fireproof,waterproof, and snowball proof vault. In the amidst of the sword fighting the queen engaged all the security alarms to guard her cookies! The queen won the match because she pushed the pirate off the drawbridge and right into the alligator pond. 4
"You may have won this one. but you haven't won all!" The pirate shouted. Little did the queen know, the pirate trained the alligators to go against the queen. The alligators pushed the pirate out of the pond and the pirate went off to round up his army of kangaroos and other pirates. The queen looked outside the castle windows and saw the pirate scamper away. She knew he was up to something. 5
"He is up to something. Where is my army of llamas!" the queen shouted. The court jester, the pirates good twin, rounded up the herd of the royal llamas. The court jester had the llamas stand front and center in the royal court yard as the queen strictly critiqued her herd. 6
Meanwhile with the pirate he was back on his pirate ship that was about as small as life saver, planning out his secret attack to get those cookies. The pirates, first mate, lemma, tapped the pirate on the shoulder. 7
"what are ya doin Matey!" the first mate gnarled. 8
"Planning an attack on the evil queen at Sunrise. How did she get to be royalty anyways. You know she doesn't share with her townspeople." the pirate ranted. 9
"And why are we attacking the queen?" lemma inquired.10
"Because she's evil!!!!! and she has my COOKIES!!!!" He YELLED at the top of his lungs.11
"This is all over cookies?" Lemma raised her eyebrows.12
"yes. I'm going to need a flock of kangaroos. the rest of my crew and all our gear. we will attack at sunrise with our crew in the pouches of the kangaroos, and we will attack at sunrise!" he plotted, gazing at the map of the merryland kingdom. Lemma rolled her eyes and went back to her hammock to get some sleep. 13
Next day before sunrise, the queen takes out all of the alligators. Only because she knew the pirate would use those alligators against his queen to contribute to her downfall. Next she went to the cave where the kangaroos slept. she pushed a large boulder in front of the caves opening blocking the exit. She was satisfied with her work, but then again she sort of felt bad all this war over cookies. The queen crept over to the bungalow that the pirate slept in, taped a note that said, "all you had to do was bow and you would have gotten your cookies." and a plate with one chocolate chocolate chip cookie. She played ding dong ditch on the pirate and scurried away from the scene. the Pirate opened the door, read the note, and saw the cookie. Oh how luscious it smelled. he picked it up and took a huge chunk out of the cookie. MMMMMMM! He took a look at the pastry and noticed a huge green caterpillar crawling out of the cookie. the pirate shrieked like a little girl, knowing that not only did he eat a pirate caterpillar he ate a poisonous caterpillar. the kind of caterpillar that tastes oh so sweet yet it has magical powers that take over your brain and turn you into a doofus.
Author notes
give credit to blurith too. hes the pirate and im the queen that wins lol. humor and i guess very strange fantasy story. yes this is an actual joke that happened with blurith
So I noticed blurith entered his point of view of what happened to the evil pirate queen, but this is WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. (sorry a lil pressed for time, so i didn't have time to go through it and find the options) enjoy!
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tralalalalala. it has a pirate! so ha and a queen.
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interesting
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Cookies!!! You mentioned cookies so you got 30 points. But I actually like this, it was funny and cool and any war over cookies deserves a 100 points. ^.^ So 130. But don't worry the points aren't everything. Just something fun for me to do while judging.
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haha, I got a good giggle from this one, it was funny. A nice war over cookies reminds me of me because I love cookies so much! I would kill for a good cookie...but the cookie was icky, so maybe I wouldn't eat strange cookies from strange queens....-ponders over this for a while- Well, good job and good luck in the contest ^.^
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lol. Very funny. A flock of kangaroos huh? It was well written, insane and.. LLAMA!!!!! lol. very good work and I hope to see more in my future contests.
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Very funny. I loved it.
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very interesting
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hehe thank you. inside joke with blurith. something about that i didn't share my cookies. he has a counteract story, his story focuses on the point of view of the pirate in this story. *rolls eyes* lol.
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good lucks in da contest and congrats for the fine work
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inside jokes are intrestign wen your a par tof them but ewen your not idk not so good uh ya cool sotry and it does explain the secruity on yoru cookies u mentioned tho u are no queen
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yes i have to have security on my cookies. and i am too the queen. *points to crown on my head*
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Calling me Questionable Mark then spew out these lies! That's not how it happened! NOT AT ALL.
Oh you'll pay for your false propaganda, hideous Queen, I will counter this, arrrrr! -
hey! this was great, very very funny. Great flow also.
It was a funny convo.
Well done
Keep up the great writting.
Em
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