Tottaly Improvised, use your imgination

As lighting passes through his small ship, our hero finds himself trapped in the grasp of the scum of the universe, the Fuzziods. He finds the emergency landing and relizes that stoping by the intergalactic donut shop was a bad idea. As he heads toward the planet and an unsurpassable speed he thinks of many things. He thinks that it might be his last few moments of his life, thrown into a series of events that have led up to his untimely dimise. then something happens, a pineapple parachute that his techno buddy, Fargen Von Doob, installed in his ship while he was macking out with the hot Ordnarf girls and Earth jr. The parachute fails but it dropped his speed enough that he can use his parachute as a glider. He detaches the latches manually right before he blows the top of his ship. As the wind blazes past him like the Wind moon of Bandolf he relizes he is doomed if he doesn't get out of his condemed ship in two seconds. He grabs the parachute and then departs from the fiery ball of destruction. His grips slips, he can't hold on much longer and then the parachute and him depart reluctantly. He is falling and starts to panic, his black suit has no gadget that can help him in his situation. He pulls out everything he has as he tries to find a solution as he falls at terminal velocity. He pulls out his, Dar dar, Minx goo and his rodent powered plasma gun, and thinks of a brilliant idea as he plumits to the mountanious moon. He fixes his Dar dar to his rodent powered plasma gun and super charges his gun by feeding the rodent Minx goo and he tries to point to the surface. It's at this point the hero knows how close to death he really is. He saw that his ship has already crashed into the surface and that the smoke is clouding his vison, however he points the gun in the general direction of the ground and tottally misses and hits one of the Fuzziods ships that he thought had abadoned the chase but does not. The rodent charged plasma shot which sends it fliping out of control barely missing our hero's body. He then latches on to a piece of the ship's wing roughly the size and shape of a surf board. The Mountain slope hits him hard but still rides down the mountain with the improvised sled. The mountain's look a lot like Earth jr.'s mountains but a wrecked alien ship was behind him and gaining speed. He then sees a cliff and in a split second thinks of a plan as the flaming wreckage closes in behind him and the cliff draws nearer... Yaaaaawn. I'm tired, this is long enough, if you want to hear the rest of the story then talk to me, if not, well I guess my story wasn't that good.