Highschool Blues: The Drama of Floccinaucinihiliplification High

CHAPTER ONE: WELCOME BACK1

“Good Morning Students, Welcome to the First Day of school at Floccinaucinihiliplification High, Welcome New Freshmen! To start off our freshmen, let us remind them that we are the Floccinaucinihiliplification Dodo Birds!” The principal’s voice blasted over the loudspeaker. Elia Asawarae, Twirled her black curly hair on her finger, and read her fashion magazine; she blew a bubble with her bubble gum and let it pop. Her teacher came up behind her and asked her; “How are the kids?” and winked. She smiled inwardly. “Just fine, I left them with Nana over at the senior home.” Some people stared. Elia Asawarae, was known for being a whore, she was a Misunderstood Teenage Mother. “Well, that’s nice.” Her teacher said and moved on. Elia’s green eyes sparkled with embarrassment. She looked down at her pasty-white arms and turned bright red.2

Somewhere in the school, another girl twirled her hair on finger and read a fashion magazine; she wore a red corseted-bustier with fishnet stockings and glimmering red high-heels. This was Kage Tsuki, the whore’s girlfriend. Even though the whore dated more than Kage, she still loved Kage the most. Not only was Kage a prostitute, she was also an activist, A prostitutional activist. 3

And in the art room, was a boy, with straight black hair about to his ears, this was Jamie Something. Behind him came his “friend” Haru Michiko, “JAMIE! WILL YOU--” He started. “No.” Jamie said. Haru was gay; Jamie was not, Jamie had his eyes set on Elia, whom he hoped one day to marry. But Elia’s band teacher got her pregnant and on top of that, she loved Kage Tsuki. How he hated her, but he loved Elia, he just hated Kage.4

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The bell rang, ending first period. Elia and Kage retired to the girl’s bathroom during second period, and Jamie glared and went to Algebra. The bell rang again, signaling the beginning of second period. Haru and Jamie had all the same classes together. Jamie growled at Haru, “Piss off, Haru.” Jamie snapped, and worked on his homework for that night.6

Meanwhile in the girl’s bathroom, the door to it was locked and there was quite a bit of a commotion going on, if you know what I mean. If you where able to see, you would wonder whether they where making out or wrestling. Who knew? Only they did, and they would never tell, well…only after the other was out of earshot. But anyway, Kage and Elia flattened each other against the walls, making out passionately, until they started slipping down to the floor…we’ll get back to these two later…7

Jamie and Haru got off to a bad start of the school year, Jamie had already told Haru to piss off 300 times, and Haru kept asking Jamie out. The bell rang, signaling the end of second period.8

Kage and Elia walked out of the girl’s bathroom, Elia wearing her trademark Bunny ears, and an outfit similar to Kage’s but black where everything was red. Their hair was all ruffled and they walked slowly to Health, but also kind of wanted to get there. The bell rang as they sat in their seats, signaling for third period to begin.9