Oblivious to Oblivion

I really don't know when I woke up, but when I did nothing was

what it seemed. Every entrance and exit was hidden from view and

each person looked like a monster. I don't remember what actually

happened before I passed out either, so I went exploring. On the

way, I met a curious little rabbit with a capricious attitude, and

the only way of satisfying it was to give him a sock.

"Who are you?" the rabbit interrogated.

"I am Nikita, warrior of the West. What are you?"

"I happen to be the highest monarch in the world, and if you don't

move out of my way... oh, is that a pearl?" the rabbit-king

reached towards the pearl like structure on my sword. Swiftly, I

moved it away from his reach.

"Don't touch that!" I commanded.

"Why?"

"That pearl happens to belong to Mistress Kira, of Waterfield

Lane, and I don't want you to touch it."

"And if I did?" the rabbit started for the pearl again.

"Don't!" the rabbit touched the pearl, and everything vanished

again.

So there I was, laying on the ground, passed out. Time

seemed to pass as slow as an ant crosses the world. It's not that

I minded, but I had a lot of things to do. I forced myself to

regain consciousness.

"That stupid rabbit!" I groaned and looked at my sword.

"Excuse me, did you just mention a rabbit?"

Startled, I jumped back about ten feet. Then I realized that I was

staring at a dextrous dragon, about two hundred feet long and wide

enough to fly on.

"..." I didn't answer.

"Oh, well. It must've been the air." The dragon flew off.

"This is such a weird place. Dragons talk, rabbits rule, what

next? Will trees fabricate glass? I must write about this," I

sighed and cleared my mind.

I wrote in my diary for the rest of my life, oblivious to the

fact that I had a job to do. Eventually everyone forgot who I was

and how much I impacted their society. The world seemed not to

exist to me anymore. It didn't matter- reasoning showed that to me.

I became the author of several publications and succeeded the

rabbit-king as ruler. It was the only important act that I

performed, and I think it shall be the last.