Untold Orama Stories

Story I - Sarah's meeting with Dr. Simone Virginia

"Hello Sarah." said the guidance counselor, looking over the desk at Sarah. Her black, curly hair was tied up in a bun, and her horned glasses sat on her nose.

Sarah scowled and looked up at the woman. “Wot?”

The woman behind the desk smiled, “Hello Sarah,” she repeated, “I am Dr. Simone Virginia.”

Sarah interrupted her, “Yeah, I know who you are.” She said.

“I am the guidance counselor here at Wilson.”

Sarah interrupted again, “I know what you do!”

“That’s good Sarah, do you know what you did?” asked the woman smiling. Sarah was taken aback at the woman’s’ stupidity. “Yeah, no f**k I do, why else would I be here if I didn’t know what I did? Oh my god, this is so like the time Missy was taken in to the headmaster’s office for a talk, but that was like, so different then, because she hadn’t done nothing like what I gone have done. She didn’t flash her t**s at the passing seventh graders to make them h***y and all, but what she did was that she spoke down another teacher yeah? Well it wasn’t that big a deal, she only found a p***c hair in her lasagna at lunch. But she was like, so ticked off at it. But I ain’t done nothing about nothing to get myself in here, so suck my d**k.”

The teacher blinked, whatever Sarah had just said, it was said so fast that it went right over her. “Sarah, do you know why you’re here?”

“Oh my god, I so cannot believe you just said that again. I mean, this is nothing like what gone happened last time, I didn’t flash my t**s at the seventh graders last time, I just offered them some c***k and all that s**t and offered them s*x. But that’s nothing that wot you should be gone worrying about. You see you don’t know nothing about nothing, so yeah, but no, but yeah but no but yeah, cuz you see, it’s all f*****g Missy’s fault, because she offered me a pack of c********s if I would do it, and I said I would, but if I failed I’d have to give her mine, yeah? But I don’t have any because I went through my last pack last Tuesday night, when we were harassing the 7th graders outside the auditorium as they came out of it after Drama club. Yeah?”

Dr. Virginia blinked again. She put her hands on the desk, “Sarah, apparently you were abusing 7th graders.”

“Yeah, so?” asked Sarah without an apparent second thought. She fat girl just sat in the seat staring up with a dumb, blank expression. “What’s your point?”

“My point is, that you were abusing the seventh graders.” Said Dr. Virginia quietly.

“Yeah. You speak like that’s a bad thing.”

“Sarah, it is a bad thing. You can’t go around abusing seventh graders. You will be expelled.”

“Oh my god! I cannot believe you just said that again, again. I so will not be expelled, you see, this is like that time when steff was caught smoking in Civics class by Mrs. Johnson, well you see that wasn’t that big a deal, because she only lit one up quietly, and only got caught because the smoke let that fat b***h know that she was doing it, yeah, but that doesn’t matter because she didn’t do nothing about nothing to do anything about it, yeah?”

The good doctor just stared at Sarah. In all her years, she had never come across a girl who spoke so quickly, and so randomly as this.

“Sarah, I want you to come to my office tomorrow. Okay?”

“Oh my god, what the f**k is your f*****g problem you f*****g b***h?” asked Sarah. The girl stood up quickly, her stomach jiggled dangerously, and she stormed through the door.

Dr. Virginia just looked at the seat blankly, she picked up the phone and called the Headmaster.

“Professor? Yes, it’s Simone. I’m fine thank you. Yes, it’s that Sarah girl, I’m afraid I don’t quite know what to do with her, she’s such a handful.”

At that moment, a large, fat head stuck through the doorway. “Oh my god! I so cannot believe you just said that!” it said.