In the near future, mankind will find out that vampires and werewolves are living among us. We will at first be scared, then angered, sending them on rockets the size of convertables into outer space, exploding once they get out of the Solar System so that they never return.1

There was once a seven hundred year old vampire named Harkael who was unlucky to have to make the journey now with another vampire, but a twenty year old werewolf named Caleb. This is their story.2

"Bored," moaned Harkael . "I'm so bored."3

Caleb glared at him. Werewolves and vampires were ememies because vampires were extremely obnoxious, while werewolves on the other hand, had short tempers, making it so they could never relate.4

"Look, vampire, If you don't shut up, I am going to put my fist up your-"5

"Language, werewolf." interrupted Harkael.6

Caleb growled. The stupid vampire was getting on his nerves.7

Suddenly, they passed a huge planet, though they saw it for around a second(they were traveling a little slower than the speed of light itself, but only a little bit). And, yes, it waas Jupiter.8

"Look, wolf, Jupiter!" said Harkael. "I've heard it has like a billion moons!" Harkael paused. "Caleb, if you are in space when the full moon is on Earth, will you still turn into a creepy ol' wolf?"9

His transformation into a wolf was a touchy subject to Caleb, so obviously, he got even more outraged than before, if that was even possible.10

"I wonder if you'll still be an idiot, though we're not on Earth!" shouted Caleb.11

Harkael was starting to get angry himself.12

"Just curious." he murmured, then grimaced. "I'm hungry."13

Now this really pissed off Caleb. To werewolves, another annoying thing about vampires were once they were hungry, they were almost killing machines.14

"Then why don't I chop myself up and serve myself to you!" siad Celeb angrily.15

"Because if you chopped yourself up, you'd be dead." replied Harkael as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.16

Caleb sighed and leaned back into his seat. He was drifting into unconsciousness, hoping Harkeal was just kidding about being hungry.17

Sadly, he was not, and this was the chance Harkael had been waiting for.18

Harkeal, like most vampires, never kidded about being hungry. And Harkaek was definitely hungry.19

Werewolf blood was not exactly appetizing to vampires, but it'd do.20

He leaned in closer to Caleb, right near his face as if to kiss him, though that obviously was not the case.21

Just as he was biting his neck, Caleb woke up.22

"WHAT THE HECK?!" yelled Celeb, but it was too late. The tranquilizer in vampire venom was already in his system. Celeb fell back asleep. For the last time.23

Harkael sucked Celeb dry, killing him torturously.24

Just as he was finished though, they had reached out of the Solar System, and the space ship blew up.25

Neither Caleb nor Harkael's bodies were ever found. Besides, no one cared to look for them.26

The End27

(Authors note: Caleb means dog, Harkael means dark red, according to babynameaddicts.com)