It was the perfect Friday, I didn't think that anything could go wrong. Then I got into history, on the board were the most terrible words a student could ever see- 'Homework: Due Monday'. I simply couldn't believe it. It was Friday, what was he thinking? I wouldn't do it, I couldn't! It was the weekend! The entire class stared dumbfounded as he explained the assignment to us. We looked at each other angrily. In our discussions after school we spewed our hatred for and made up a new definition for that dreaded word 'homework', after promising each other that we would go on strike and not do it. This is what we came up with.
Homework- n.- The reincarnation of pure, unrequited EVIL; the punishment given to poor, hard-working students after six hours of work by dictators who want revenge for what they got when they were in school; cruel and unusual punishment; work students are conditioned to do for fear of failure and posible death by their parents see: torture, evil, wrong, satanic.
We wrote that down on Friday after school, planning to hand it in in lieu of our assignment. Saturday, I woke up and what did I do? I sat at the computer, and did my homework assignment.
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great job! i hate homework too.. it's what i'm supposed to be doing right now actually x.x
i know how that is.. i always say i won't do it. there's just too much.. my teachers are just evil people who use homework as a form of torture.. but then i end up doing my homework anyway. ^.^
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hahahah same here.. in fact... i have a thesis imsupposed to be writing right mow..lol.. but it all ends up getting done in the end..lol =)
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i like this you do a very good job at getting your point of the story across you are very clear on your footing and are very comical in a sense i love this part
Homework- n.- The reincarnation of pure, unrequited EVIL
Evil eh did satan assign it to you? -
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hahahaha... my teachers are all incarnations of satan... im pretty suire...lol... thanks a lot! great contest!
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