"Thank God for Punctuation Marks": Six Word Stories

Six…. What can I possibly say in-

And then, he noticed the knife.

Reality? Mmmm. Thanks, but no thanks.

“Gnawing” does not usually accompany childbirth.

Actually, “assassin”, thank you very much.

Saved? Yes, but He never invested.

I’d like to politely disa- OW!!!

I’m fictional. But so are you.

Death? Two problems: Female companionship, maggots.

Too little, too late. But maybe….

WARNING: SYSTEM WILL CRASH IN ONE-

Closet-skeletons? Mine are just more literal.

I’m not addicted! …one more level.

Cold in here? Or just you?

Congratulations, Mrs. Peterson! It’s a…. Thing!

sngis pu stuP .reredrum cixelsyD. ETNAW

Not such a stereotypical Canadian, eh?

Spit-man? Cuspidor? Man, salivakinesis sucks.

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  • Mellindrae
    August 13

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    "Spit-man? Cuspidor? Man, salivakinesis sucks." I loved that..it was just awesome..sorry..but it's hilarious..


  • Kyoku Luv
    June 8, 2007
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    This also made me laugh!!

    I liked them all!


  • sodancewithsoda silver member
    May 23, 2007

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    2 of your pieces have already amazed me and so, I found myself reading anothe rone of yours haha! It showed a different side of you as a writer - haha, some lines here scared me, some made me laugh (especially the last one ) - but yes, your cleverness still shines through *wonders if you can actually write something remotely "bad" (- not that I would want you to write something bad.. I'm just amazed at your talent )*

    Thanks for sharing this with us


  • ApathysEnemy
    May 3, 2007

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    these r some of the greates "stories" that i have ever had the attention span to read!!! they're like, idk, funny

  • Dinky Di
    April 17, 2007

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    My favorite was:
    "I’m fictional. But so are you."

    For some reason I really liked that one, it reminds me of the notion that perhap what we percieve as reality is perhaps someone elses dream... a figment of someone else's imagination. Sorry if that didn't make any sense lol...

    The other's were really thought provoking to. I like the irony in the last two.


  • Delfishie
    April 16, 2007

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    hahaha!

    I loved it! There were many clever one-liners in this, particularly "sngis pu stuP .reredrum cixelsyD. ETNAW" which was a great interpretation of the rules.

    I think "Actually, “assassin”, thank you very much." would make a great story. In fact, many of these would.

    Good job.


  • DuchessAura of Brie silver member
    April 16, 2007
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    LOL this made me laugh! Awesomeness. I love random stuff like this....Good luck!
    ~aurora~

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