Little Timmy's letters that didn't quite get to Santa1

December 16, 1964. Age: 7 ½ 2

Santa, I want GI Joe training Center set. I want my GI JOES!!! I have been good for 2 hours now and I deserve it big time. I hurt you if I don't get me toys. I love you Santa.3

-Timmy4

December 23, 1965 Age: 8 ½5

Santa clause!6

I want a new color TV for me. Not mom or dad, they suck. They make me eat yuckier stuff, like green crap. You got me bad stuff last year, make up for it now. Bye.7

Love, Timmy8

December 26, 1965 Age: 8 ½9

Santa, you’re mean. I didn’t get a TV. I got a stupid train set. Next year I’m setting traps.10

, Timmy11

December 20 1966 Age: 9 ½ 12

Santa Clause… I hate you. You never get me what I want. Get me a Navy commander ship this year. I know I get meaner every year. That’s your fault. Maybe I wouldn’t be so mean if you would get me good presents. 13

With love, Timmy14

P.S. The milk you have just drunken is poisoned if you have gotten me good toys you will not die, if you haven’t you will self destruct in 3 minutes.15

December 18, 1967 Age: 10 ½16

Santa, I want anything but socks. And by anything I mean I want A TV!!!! All the cool kids have it it’s not fair. If you don’t get me a TV I will kidnap you. Then I will torture you until there is no jolly left in you.17

With hate, Timmy18

December 20, 1968 Age :11 ½ 19

Santa, You suck !!! I’ve figured out that you either don’t exist or your just a huge fat lazy jerk. Good bye, I’m going to replace you.20

Bye, Timmy21