Calvin and Hobbes: The magic telephone

Hobbes, Susie, and Nick were in Calvin's room, relaxing on the floor, and reading calvin's Captain Napalm comic books.

When they were 6, Calvin and Susie couldn't stand each other. But now, they're friends ever since Calvin lost Hobbes. I would tell you, but thats another story...

Nick is also Calvin's friend. He moved to Calvin's neighborhood five years ago, when Calvin and Susie were 7. Even though Nick's somtimes a slacker (And self-centered), he also invents things, just like Calvin, proving that he's intelligent at inventions, just like Calvin.

Hobbes is the same Hobbes when Calvin was 6. Nothing changed, except, now that he's an old tiger, he has to use a cane to walk.

It was 2:45 in the afternoon. Calvin suddenly, barged into his room, surprised that his friends were in his room, and reading his comic books!

"YOU GUYS BETTER QUIT LOOKING AT MY COMIC BOOKS, OR YOU'LL BE WONDERING WHY YOUR HEADS HURT WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNINGS!"

calvin's friends didn't know Calvin was in the room until they heard his voice. They quickly threw Calvin's comic books behind and smiled at Calvin innocently.

"It was Hobbes' idea!" Nick blamed Hobbes, pointing his finger at the tiger. Hobbes decided to say something, but sulked, thinking that him arguing at Nick will make it worse.

"Guess what I just found? Come on, guess." Calvin said, his hands were behind his back.

"Candy?" Susie asked.

"No." Calvin replied.

"Tuna?" Hobbes asked.

"NO!"

"Tyra Banks?" Nick asked, hearts were in his eyes.

"NO!! I found this!" Calvin's arms were no longer behind his back and a dirty purple telephone were in his hands. Calvin's friends started at it.

"Eh, its alright." Nick said, trying not to sound interested.

"Finally! A phone! Just what we need!" Susie said, jumping up and down.

"Can I hold it?" Hobbes aksed Calvin. Calvin looked at Hobbes weirdly and said, "Knock yourself out."

Calvin gave Hobbes the phone. Then, Hobbes picked up the phone and looked at the mouthpiece. Then shrugged a put his ear on the phone, pretending that he's talking on the phone with someone, when suddenly...

Hobbes' back was bended back, the sound of the crack sounded like a twig breaking.

"Gross." Susie muttered.

"COOL!" Nick said out loud. Susie glared at Nick. Hobbes collapsed on the ground, his eyes closed, his arms were spread out, and his lega were bent like it was never bent before.

Calvin walked up to Hobbes, worried.

"Hobbes, are you ok?" Silence. After 20 seconds, Hobbes slowly opened his eyes. His legs were no longer bent at an impossible angel, and his arms were no longer spread out. Hobbes stood up, and the others gasped.

"He's ok." Susie said. Then, Hobbes jumped up and yelled, "CUPCAKES!"

"Ok, maybe not." Susie said. Hobbes ran around the room, jumping up in the air once in a while. Then, Hobbes ran into the closet and jumped out of the closet, wearing a purple tutu.

Everyone's eyes boggled.

"I guess he landed on the floor harder than I thought." Susie told Nick. Nick wasn't paying attention. He was looking at his hands. Then, he looked at Susie and said, "I'm sorry, did you say something?" Susie punched Nick in the arm lightly.

"I'm a pretty princess, watch me dance!" Hobbes yelled, dancing like a ballerina, still wearing that purple tutu. Calvin was telling Hobbes to stop, but no avail. Calvin was running around the room, sad that Hobbes may be the Hobbes that he's going to be from now on.

Suddenly, Calvin didn't look where he was running and kicked the old phone that was on the floor and fell. The phone moved and stopped in front of Hobbes, who was still dancing like a ballerina.

"FLOWERS, CUPCAKES, PINK PONIES..." Hobbes slipped on the old phone that was in front of him and fell to the ground. The phone moved again and stopped in front of Susie.

Hobbes shook his head, confused. "Why am I in a purple tutu?" Hobbes asked, taking the tutu off and threw it in the closet.

"You mean you can't remember a thing?" Calvin asked Hobbes. Hobbes shook his head.

"Thats creepy." Susie said as she walked over to Hobbes, but tripped on the dirty phone, unaware that the phone was in front of her. She fell to the ground, her eyes closed.

Everyone ran to Susie. "I hope she's ok." Hobbes told Nick. Nick shrugged and walked over to the unconcious Susie.

"How many fingers am I holding, if u can hear me?" Nick asked Susie, holding up three fingers. Susie slowly opened her eyes and saw Nick holding up his three fingers in front of her face.

Susie intentionally bit one of Nick's fingers. Nick screamed and pulled his fingers out of Susie's mouth.

"WHY'D YOU DO THAT? My pinky..." Nick whined, rubbing his pinky that Susie bit. Susie got up and tackled Nick. Both Nick and Susie fell to the ground, Susie is on top of Nick. Nick struggled as he tried to get Susie off of her.

"Hey, break it up, you too!" calvin ordered. Susie and Nick were still fighting.

"Hey! He said break it up!" Hobbes told Susie and Nick what Calvin told them moments ago. Both of them were still fighting. calvin stared at the phone that was on the floor that Susie tripped on three minutes ago.

He picked it up and threw it at Susie and Nick. "I SAID, BREAK IT UP!!" The phone flew as it was flying towards Susie and Nick. Then, the phone hit Susie in the head. Susie's eyes crossed as she slowly fell to the ground, finally off of Nick. Nick got up and stared at Calvin in shock.

"I..I didn't know what got over me...I was angry, and...oh, Susie!" Tears were covering Calvin's face. Then, after two minutes, Susie got up from the floor, looking around.

"What the heck happened?" She asked his friends.

Hobbes shrugged. "You tell me." He said.

"ALl I know was that I tripped on that phone and that was it..."

Everyone stepped away from the phone.

"Something's wrong with that phone!" Hobbes said.

"Where did you find that phone anyway Calvin?" Nick asked.

"At the dump, next to a Chinese takeout box." Calvin replied.

"THAT PHONE'S CURSED!!" Hobbes yelled, running in the closet.

Nick laughed. "This phone is not cursed. This is all a coincidence. We are all at the age where we have raging hormones." Nick picked up the phone.

"This phone is not cursed..."

"NICK, NO!!" Everyone yelled. nick suddenly dropped the phone and tripped on it. Nick, fell to the ground, his eyes were closed. Everyone slapped their faces.

"Perfect..." Susie muttered.

Nick slowly opened his eyes and got up. He was sweating all over.

"Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" Nick asked, fanning himself with his right hand.

Everyone else looked around. "It's not even hot in here." Hobbes said.

"Well, I'm sizzlin' in this heat..." Nick took off his shirt, sighing with relief.

"What the..." Calvin siad. Then, Nick began to take off his shirt. "Breezy." he said.

"Damn..." Hobbes muttered. No one wanted to see what nick was going to do next.

"This ain't right!" Susie said, covering her eyes.

"The clothes were cramping my style..." Nick said as he took his pants, showing everyone his red boxers.

"Ohh yeaah..."

"...WHO ARE YOU?!" Everyone asked Nick simultaneously, staring oddly at his Nick's boxers.

Everyone ran past the naked Nick, covering their eyes

"Stop it, stop it, STOP IT!!" Susie yelled at Nick as everyone left the room, Nick was about to follow them when he tripped on the same phone that Susie and Hobbes tripped on 10 minutes ago.

Nick looked around the room and looked at himself, shocked to see that he haa only his underwear on him. He quickly put his shoes and clothes back on and ran out of Calvin's room. He saw his friends in the hallway, their faces green.

"Thank God, he has clothes on..." Calvin said, relieved.

"You guys thought that was funny?" Nick asked, his face red.

"Taking off my clothes while I was unconcious?"

"Wait, wait, wait...YOU were the one that took off your clothes. Didn't you remember that?" Calvin asked Nick. Nick shook his head.

Then, everyone went back in Calvin's room, and stared at the phone that was on the ground.

"that phone is cursed or something..." Hobbes whispered. Calvin then got out his baseball bat and walked towards the phone. Then, he smashed the phone with his basball bat and BOOM!

The phone exploded in 1000 pieces! Everyone stared at calvin shocked.

"What? No phone, no weird things happening to us. Problem solved." Calvin said. Suddenly, the ground began to shake. Everyone became very scared. The colors in calvin's room began to fade and Calvin's stuff disappeared, too!

"Oh no..." Hobbes muttered.

"YOU DESTROYED THE PHONE! WAY TO GO, IDIOT!!" Nick said, slapping Calvin's face.

Suddenly, I appear in front of Calvin and his friends.

"Hey guys." I said. Everyone stared at me.

"Who are you?" Calvin asked. I chuckled. "Why, I'm the author of this story." I said.

"Well, can you go back in time and prevent Calvin from destroying the phone?" Susie asked me.

"I'm afraid I can't do that." I said.

"You see, since Calvin destroyed the phone, he destroyed reality, and I can't fix reality. It's totally out of my system. I'll be in my trailer, working on another story. You guys have fun working this situation out." I disappeared, smoke filled the white room.

Everyone looked around. "Well, what are we gonna do now?" Nick asked. Calvin shrugged. "I don't know. We have 10 seconds until this story's over. Any ideas?"

Suddenly, everyone got out their drums and harmonicas and began playing their drums and harmonicas, doing a silly dance.

Everyone waved to the readers as they continued playing their drums and harmonicas.

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Comicfreak1007...Myself