This is Jessica News, coming to you live. Welcome back to our segment, Twilight: Wrong or Right? Last week we interviewed Ms. Perry, average teen reader. She revealed her hatred of the Twilight movies and her opinion of the books. This week, I have wit me, Hermione Granger, one of the main girls from the very popular Harry Potter Series.1

Good evening, Hermione.2

"Good evening, Jessica."3

I understand that you are familiar with the Twilight books?4

"Well, yes. Everyone knows how I like to read, but even I could not stand these books. The plot line is completely illogical when it comes to how a teen relationship would work."5

So, how do you feel about the Twi-heart movement?6

"It's ridiculous! All these girls running over each other as if the Twilight books and movies were some famous celebrity, like Gilderoy Lockheart!"7

Speaking of celebrities, how do you feel about the actors of the movies?8

"You mean, the pretend actors? Kristin Stewert cannot act worth her weight in salt! And Robert Pattinson is no better! Just watch the first movie and see how he reacts. 'Did you get contacts?' 'No.' 'Last week your eyes were gold, but now they're black!' 'Um...it's the lights.' And then he walks off like nothing happened. So the audience is left sitting there going, 'okay, what just happened?' Then in the second movie when he took his shirt off, I mean, be real! If the main character of the story is supposed to be this beautiful guy, then why does he look like his chest is so deformed? Even Ron looks better with his shirt off!"9

So you are not a fan, Hermione?10

"Of course not! I can't believe you would even think that!"11

Okay, so we are out of time. Thanks for coming in Hermione! This is Jessica News, coing to you live! Tune in next week.