For the Love of Chocolate

I never used to cry, not once...but now, I sob all the time. This is my horrifying story.1

One day, going into Starbucks, I spotted something weird. As I ordered a chai latte, I decided I was in the mood for a chocolate donut...but where were all the chocolate donuts?!2

Frowning, I asked for any bit of chocolate to munch on, but everyone just laughed. 3

They laughed and laughed and laughed.      4

This one guy was grinning from ear to ear!!!       5

I looked really sad, and helpless, and they quieted. Then this really hot guy told me no chocolate was left!6

I stared at him like a fish stares at the fisherman who caught him. If they're not too busy trying to get back to the lake, that is.     7

I giggled and said, "Great joke!"8

But then I got mad, real fast. The really hot guy had turned on the T.V. and...the news was reporting the ban on chocolate!!!9

That was a horrible shock!10

I stood there, with my chocolate free (but still yummy) chai latte in my hands, and cried, and cried. Then the hot guy came over and gave me a hug.11

He winked and said not everything was lost. Then he led me into the storage room.12

As we were walking he explained that the evil monkeys (led by none other then that chocolate hogging meanie, monkey ex-President George W. Bush) had taken over the world...and they said no chocolate for us humans...for they wanted it all.13

I looked real sly and said "That's no problem. We humans are indeed animals, and I'd say we belong to the monkey group of animals! Now, where's my chocolate?"14

:BThe hot guy flipped on a pair of sunglasses, and gave a pair to me. Then he said "But we spend all our time saying we're not animals; so the other animals used that against us."15

Just then I realized that the love of my life was truly gone.16

The hot guy leaned over and gave me a peck on the cheek. "I know how you feel, but I think that we'll be alright." he whispered.17

I blushed, and then entered the storage room. 18

Inside the room were flowers...Starbucks had hybred coco beans and flowers in case this ever happened...there was chocolate to be found! On roses, pretty roses! Oh, how ecstatic I was!19

Then this pig came out. He was holding a laser gun.20

This frog alien came out and backed him up.21

He had the longest tongue I'd ever seen.    22

I rolled my eyes and said, "I bet Bush sent you, but he's not keeping me from my chocolate. Freedom to eat the yummy substance and all that. Look in the Chocolate Constitution. Ever heard of the Geneva Convention...well that's where they signed the treaty for peace between nations on chocolate disputes!23

I don't remember what happened after that, but it turned out that the hot guy was really a monkey in a suit, and he was luring chocolate addicts. Certainly not an angel at all. Now I work on a chocolate farm, harvesting chocolate for every monkey but humans. And that's why I cry every day.                24