Black dog

Once upon a time there was a young girl named Cynthia. 1

Cynthia was 28 years old and lived in Mexico, Aguascalientes. While walking home from school one day, a black Dog jumped out from behind a explosive and tackled Cynthia to the ground. 2

But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Cynthia realized that the black Dog was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Cynthia decided to keep the black Dog as a pet.3

And on the way home she decided to name her pet black Dog ''Carlangas'' like her old ex-boyfriend and father.4

When Cynthia and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? 5

That's right, it was Cynthia's mother, Caty. 6

And boy was she surprised to see a black Dog following Cynthia into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Caty. ''It's a black Dog,'' answered Cynthia. ''bah, I can see that, Cynthia, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Caty. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Cynthia. 7

''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Caty. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates black Dogs. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' 8

And with that Cynthia grabbed Carlangas by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to disapprove. 9

Once in the house, Cynthia and Carlangas played and played, that is until Cynthia's favorite television show, ''friends,'' started. 10

At that point Cynthia forgot all about Carlangas having an unsupervised run of the house. 11

That is until half way through ''friends,12

''when Cynthia was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''Shit!!! 13

Cynthia! Get your carlangas in the my room...NOW!!'' why did you call it like me (carlangas is slang for carlos!).14

With that Cynthia rushed into the my room to see what all the fuss was about. 15

When she entered the my room, there stood her father, Carlos, pointing toward the chair. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. 16

Then, as Cynthia followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. 17

There, smack dab in the middle of the chair, was the biggest pile of Dog doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't Even want to know how that got there,'' said Carlos. 18

''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' 19

Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Cynthia knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Carlangas for a pet. 20

So without hesitation, Cynthia set out to find where Carlangas was hiding. 21

After a few minutes of looking, Cynthia discovered Carlangas crouched beneath the table that Cynthia did her HTML on.22

''Come on, Carlangas it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the chair!'' scolded Cynthia. 23

Thanks to you,I'll never get to have my own pet Dog!! And with that Cynthia led Carlangas out of the house and down to the local zaara.24

They had a pet section and Cynthia knew the owner would find Carlangas a good home. 25

So after saying good-bye to Carlangas26

and thanking the owner of zaara, Cynthia walked backed home and attempted to drowned her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen tequila's. 27

But Cynthia's pity party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Cynthia suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. 28

The End29