"Let me go!" she told me nearly screeching. She seemed quite serious.1
"Why? What's wrong? I only wanted to kiss you," I said amazed. 2
"I don't want to be kissed," she said emphatically literally frowning with an angry glint in her eyes.3
"And why not?" I asked surprised.4
"I might catch something from you," she laughed.5
"You're just a tease. We've been out four times and you haven't let me kiss you once."6
"I'd think by now you would have caught on. I don't want to kiss you."7
"Then why do you go out with me," I asked puzzled beyond belief.8
"I like you," she smiled.9
"Well, if this relationship isn't going anywhere, maybe we should call it quits." I was getting a little pissed10
"Just where do you want your relationship to go? In my PANTS?!" she nearly shouted.11
"Well, actually I had hoped...." I didn't bother to try to put it into words.12
"You think I'm some kind of silly trollop? Or a ditsy blonde?" Actually she was blonde as far as I knew and at the rate things were going, there wasn't going to be any other body hair for me to compare with her straight blonde hair which adorned her head and showed no roots. It looked soft and silky, but dare I touch it?13
"You are not going to catch anything from me if we kiss. You probably have the same germs I have already," I argued.14
"Just what are you implying!" she exclaimed. 15
"And just what are you implying? I am just as clean as you are!" I was getting a little tired of the whole mess.16
"Sex is nasty!" she said as though she meant it.17
"You're nuts," I said. I grabbed her by the arms and planted a kiss on her holding her firmly in place on the sofa. After several moments, she opened her mouth and responded. When we broke the kiss she screamed giggling, "RAPE!!!"18
"Lady, I don't think you know what rape is! But I might show you!"19
"Go ahead, I triple dare you!"20
With that I started taking off her clothing. She silently let me. When she was completely naked, she said, "Now what are you going to do?"21
"Nothing." I got a cigarette out of my pack and lit up, took a sip of Coke, and exhaled. I continued to smoke not saying anything to her, not even looking at her.22
"NOTHING!!!!" she shouted. Her eyes were wide and her mouth hung open.23
"No. I'm bored," I said and yawned.24
She had a nice body, but what the heck! I wanted a little responsiveness. I did note she was a natural blonde.25
"BORED!" she said increduously. "How can you be bored?"26
"I want a woman who does more than just lays there!" I explained.27
"I won't bore you," she said losing her confidence. It was nice to see the change in her demeanor. I think she had actually wanted me to force myself on her. Some kind of silly game.28
"Is that a promise?" I asked simply.29
She laughed. "Promise."30
Author notes
"Paigie pwns the world!!!"
A contest entry
- THE MOD SQUAD CHALLENGE by Cyber Artist.
700 points, ended April 7, 2007, 32 entries
Honorable mention
• next story in this contest, remove from contest - APRIL FOOLS! by DuchessAura of Brie.
350 points, ended April 26, 2007, 5 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next story in this contest, remove from contest - Hey, look...a porcupine!! by Andrew Timothy.
225 points, ended May 1, 2007, 11 entries
Honorable mention
• next story in this contest, remove from contest - Short Stories by Reaver.
455 points, ended June 13, 2008, 26 entries
Honorable mention
• next story in this contest, remove from contest - Almost Anything by goodwriter.
112 points, ended July 18, 20 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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THANK YOU!
Hahaha big brownies for this one, Andy 
(I know who it is because of your pic) You TOTALLY made my day. I'm glad this wasn't near the maximum, 'cause truthfully those stories loose my attention quickly (maybe I should make my maximum smaller?) Oh well.
Thanks for entering! Oh, and welcome to the finalist's list.
Paigie
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Hi Paigie!
Thanks for hosting this contest and for reading and commenting. I appreciate it. I'm very pleased you like this story.
May you have many good entries and much fun.
Andy
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Thank you for enetering the contest!
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Hi Turtle!
Thanks for hosting this contest and for reading and your brief comment. I hope you like this story.
May you have many good entries and much fun.
Andy
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Ooooh...kinky...
NOt much descriptiveness, but hey, i still wanted to read on!
Thanks for your contribution!
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Hi Intoxica!
Defining just what you wanted and comparing it with what I had, this was the best I could come up with.
I hope you have a great contest and entries.
Andy
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Wow this was really good i enjoyed it so much and the only bad thing was that at the end u didnt finish it and let the addince hang in there
I wwant to read more!!
good luck in my contest
HSM
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Hi!
Well, it seemed like a good place to stop. If I'd gone further, it might have lost its PG-13 rating.
I'm glad you like it.
Andy
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Deffinitly add more to that. I loved that
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Hmm?
It's about as long as it can be for your contest
. You had a 500 word maximum.
I'm glad you love this story. Thanks for hosting.
Andy
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This story has a good begining to a hopefully bigger story. You kinda leave the reader hanging and wantingto know where it goes next. Did she want him to force himself on her, was he actually bored or just trying to intrigue her.
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Hi!
Thanks for hosting this contest and for reading, commenting, and applauding. I appreciate it.
This was written for a contest that allowed only five hundred words, originally. I felt like the story worked pretty well. I suppose I could expand it.
Andy
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That was good...
But a bit confusing. It might be because I'm 11 and it didn't block anything, and all of those words were a bit too much. But the part I did understand was amazing. Good job! -
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Hi!
I'm glad you like this story. Sorry if there were parts that confused you.
Thanks for hosting.
Andy
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good...i like the idea of this.
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Hi there, Rosabell!
I've written a bunch of stories, but I really had a hard time finding one in first person with no names. I've got a bunch of first person stories, but almost all of them have named characters.
Thanks for hosting and commenting. I appreciate it.
Andy
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This was fun to read. Short, funny, and not depressing like some of the stories im getting for this contest. Its actually a breathe of fresh air. Great job!
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Hi Cole!
I'm very pleased that you like this story. It was fun to write.
Thanks for hosting, reading, commenting, and applauding. I appreciate it. I hope you have good entries and much fun.
Andy
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this is the second dating entry I have gotten so far. It was interesting to read. Thanks for enetring my contest.
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Hi!
I had a hard time finding a short humorous piece that you hadn't read. I didn't have time to write fresh story and humor is hard for me. I hope you got a laugh out of this story.
Thanks for hosting this contest and for reading and commenting. I appreciate it. May you have many good entries and much fun.
Andy
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Haha this was niiiice.. hhehe, very amusing and tasteful keep it up
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Thanks
Thanks for reading, commenting, and applauding. I appreciate it. It was nice of you to drop by. I'm very pleased that you like this story.
Andy
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Very well written. Though i was confused. Were they teasing one another? Regardless, I enjoyed it and found it to be very entertaining. Thanks for the entry
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Thanks Durian
I think that she was teasing him and I guess he teased her back. Anyway, it was an attempt to write something funny. I didn't think you'd read this one and it seemed to fit the contest criteria, so I entered it. I'm glad that you were entertained.
Thanks for hosting, reading, commenting, and all the applause.
Andy
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It's a funny scene, I liked how he just stopped all of a sudden xD
But in all honesty, erotica or borderline erotica (undressing etc.) just isn't my thing.. but apart from that this was a good, solid, funny scene! Keep it up!
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Thanks
Thanks for hosting this contest and for reading, commenting, and applauding.
I'm glad that you found it funny. I didn't really consider it erotic, but at least you found it humorous, anyway.
Andy
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Funny scene
That's a funny scene. I enjoyed reading it, but like another commentator, it would have been nice to have had more. As it stands it falls far short of being a "story" - but as a scene, it's nice.
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Thanks
Thanks for reading, commenting, and applauding. I just reread it and felt that it wasn't very funny and pulled it from the contest. You thought it was funny? Maybe I'll put it back in the contest.
How are you?
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Something tells me you've written funnier pieces. This isn't a "pure" funny, but it is an amusing scene. Definitely not a lol story, but they're pretty rare. Some people think some of my stories are funny, but I've never written one intentionally for laughs.
Oh, and I'm fine thanks. You?
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I thought that this was a well-written story and I really enjoyed reading it. I thought that it was pretty funny and I enjoyed the potential romance. I wish it could have been a little longer but that’s just me. J Anyhow, I enjoyed reading this and I wish you the best of luck in this contest!
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Thanks
Thanks for hosting this contest and for reading and commenting. I appreciate it. Yes, this is sort of short. I'm glad that you like it and found it to be humorous.
I hope you have many good entries and much fun.
Andy
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I really liked it , the flow was great and the wee bit of humour made me smile, great work
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Thanks Helen
Thanks for stopping by, reading and commenting. I appreciate it. This was a fun story to write and something a bit different for me. Humor is not my strength. I'm glad it got a smile from you and that you like it.
Andy
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This was sweet!
I love this storyline! Yes, I love romance. This was crazy, silly and darn near psychotic. The way this girl behaved around her boyfriend, very interesting. I loved the creativity and love in this story.
Great Job!
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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Thanks Sango
Thanks for hosting this contest and for reading, commenting and all the applause. I greatly appreciate it. I'm very pleased that you like this story. I hope you have many great entries and a much fun.
Andy
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Well, the fact that he was going to be rough with her, but only wanted to do it if she responded was great....She wanted him to be rough, aparently, so she reminds me of me *blushes* anyway, I didn't really laugh at this one, but I enjoyed reading it. Very nice job and good luck in the contest ^.^
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Drat!
You didn't laugh and I thought it was funny. Well, that probably blows my chances. Thanks for hosting this contest and for reading and commenting. It's greatly appreciated. I hope you have many great entries and much fun.
Andy
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I love what you did here! At first I was like, "Oh no, is she one of those people?" And then, by the end, I was laughing my socks off =^^=
Great work!!
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Thanks
Thanks for reading, commenting and all the applause. I greatly appreciate it. I'm glad that you enjoyed this story and that it brought laughter to you. It seems to get mixed reviews. Humor was my intention, so I am glad it worked. Thanks again.
Andy
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I was minorly confused, but I still thought it was interesting. I liked the fact that it was from the guy's point of view, instead of the girl's.
Good job. THanks for entering!
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Thanks
Thanks for reading, commenting, and applauding. I really appreciate it. I am sorry if this had you confused. She was a bit confusing and so was he, but they were just playing with each other.
Andy
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That was very interesting, to say the least. I liked it. Nice job, and it made me laugh. Like this... lol. Anyway, great job!
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Thanks
I am very pleased that you like this story. It's good that you found it to be humorous. Thanks for reading, commenting, and all the applause.
Andy
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this was realy funny. i hate phony dialoge, and this seemed very realistic. i liked it good job.
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Thanks
Thanks for hosting this contest and for reading and commenting. I hope you have many great entries almost as good as mine. I also hope you have a lot of fun. I'm glad the dialogue seemed realistic and that you found the story funny. I had fun writing it.
Andy
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It's a good story, seems like a scene from a movie. I liked it
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Thanks, Andrew
Thanks for hosting this contest and for reading and commenting. I am glad that you like this story. I hope you have a really great contest and a lot of entries almost as good as mine..
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Oh, of course lol
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well, this was diffrent! i liked the twist that you put on it to make it humorous. thanks for entering my contest and good luck!
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Thanks
Thanks for hosting this contest, reading and commenting. I hope you have many good entries and a lot of fun. I'm glad you like this story.
Andy
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It was a good story; just not funny.
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Thanks, Kitzwa
Thanks for hosting this contest, reading and commenting. I hope you have many entries and much fun. I guess humor is in the eyes of the reader. I felt this was quite humorous. Oh well, at least you felt it was a good story.
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I'm sorry, after re-reading that it sounded meaner than what I meant it to. I really thought it was a good story, and I could see how somebody else would think it was funny, but it wasn't really all that humorous to me.
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This is a interesting story, I'll admit. But, there are three problems. First, you didn't specify which option you chose for my contest. Second, this is far too short for my contest - the rules clearly stated the minimum entrance was 1,000 words, not 500. Third, this isn't exactly a romance. It's a single scene of a potential romance. There's no real sensuality here and, truthfully, very little actual sexuality. Everything is left up to the mind of the reader - which, in this case, does not work. It was decently written, but is largely unfinished. Thank you for entering my contest.
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Oops!
I obviously wasn't paying attention when I read your rules. Sorry. I've removed it.
Andy
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Naked?
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Thanks for reading and commenting. You don't like naked? I'm glad you like the story otherwise. Thanks again for stopping by.
Andy
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This was good..it sure gives a twist on things and that makes the story even better. I liked it a lot. The best of luck to you in the contest.
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Thanks
I tried to make the story humorous. I had a lot of fun writing it. Thanks for wishing me well in the contest. I appreciate you reading and commenting.
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Interesting story. I liked the beginning and the bantering between the two (Somekind is two words.). The middle.. well.. I didn't really find it amusing or romantic. The ending was amusing, but it takes a silly twit to want someone to force themself on them... and there are people out there like that. I hope she catches all sorts of germs... which was a very funny part of this story... I laughed out loud while reading that section.
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Thanks, Barbara
I am not certain how you felt about this story as a whole, but I am glad that you like parts of it. I had fun writing this one. She was a silly twit, but she really enjoyed toying with him. I found it funny, but it is said that one shouldn't laugh at their own jokes. I don't care, I laughed when I wrote it. Thanks for reading and commenting. Hope you have fun with the contest.
Andy
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Hehehe, Nice. I love how she was teasing him. Thanks for entering, and good luck!
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I am very pleased that you like this. I had fun with it. I have run across some strange women in my life, but this one is fictional. Thanks for hosting this contest, reading and commenting.
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i liked how she was refusing to even kiss him, then he got her back and she was the one who wanted to do more. it was a funny story. good luck on the contest!
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Thanks, Kendra
Thanks for reading and commenting. I am very pleased that you like this story. Yes, she had him going and then he got her. It was a fun story to write. Thanks for wishing me luck in the contest.
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This was an interesting story. I liked the playfulness of it and how the guy got the girl back. You have good use of details and description. Good job! Thanks for entering the contest and good luck!
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Thanks, Menya
Thanks for hosting this contest, reading and commenting. This is just a fun little quicky. I don't usually write humor, but I think this came out pretty well. It fit the word restriction of your contest.
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I bet you were Bored, Bored Stiff so to speak this was a little strange the games people play I am not a huge romance fan but you used the word trollop which has always amuses me for some strange reason ..
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Thanks, Paul
If he was stiff, he fooled her. She was prick teasing, but he wouldn't play along. She finally had to throw herself at him. I had a lot of fun with this one. I hope you caught my humor. Trollop fit perfectly. Ditsy was pretty accurate, too. She was just playing with him mentally and trying to get him to take her. Dangerous these days. A man has to be very careful. I got in trouble at Wal-Mart for giving a card to a Cashier. I just thought she was cute and she had flirted with me. I gave her the card and was told not to even talk to her again by management.
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Funny
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Thanks, George
Humor is the hardest thing for me to write. I am glad that I got away with it here. It just kind of has to hit me like a joke in order to write it. I am glad you could visualize this happening. Thanks.
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Lol, that is cute. And very cleverly follows the rules. I thought about entering that contest, but wimped out. Good job ^^
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Thanks
Thanks for reading and commenting. I wasn't going to enter, but Cyberartist convinced me that I should. I don't think I'll win gold, but it was kind of fun writing the short pieces. It has been extended to Wednesday. You might reconsider. I am glad you like this. There are really only about ten or eleven writers competing at this point.
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I liked the playfullness of the characters and the flow of the story, good luck, hope you win!!
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