The girl

We all know the cliche' average story line, right? Boy meets girl, boy falls in love, Boy takes girl out and girl falls in love too, blah blah blah. So what do you do when this story is horribly messed up? We'll soon find out, won't we?1

Daniel was just the average boy. Not very smart, not very popular, not very good looking. He was simply just average. Daniel had always pampered and babied when he was a child, so when he became a teenager all of the attention simply diminished from him. He had to have the spotlight on him at all times or else he felt incomplete, so in order to get the attention he longed for he become and arrogant,ignorant little boy.Sure he got the attention he longed for, but only by calling young women "fat,ugly,fugly,worthless" and ect. You know, things boys did in kindergarten to cute little girls in long blonde curly pig tails that they liked. He was very immature and had very low self esteem so the attention he got by being so childish was all he needed to survive.2

One day while walking in the hallways to his next class, Daniel spotted the girl of his dreams lately. The girl he secretly worshiped. The one he thought of night and day, and that slight glimpse of her sent shivers down his back. He loved that girl, but she wouldn't give him the time of day. The girl he longed for was named Tiffany, and well, she was very accustomed to men dropping their books on the floor and kissing her feet. Tiffany was beautiful, the shoulder length brown hair did wonders of hiding about 500 or so pimples on that cute little face of hers, and the fact that her mommy and daddy were rich and wiped their butts with 50 dollar bills didn't hurt any either.Every weekend Tiffany could be found riding her horse with her father and come in on Monday and tell every single detail to her possy.Every guy wanted Tiffany and every girl hated her and secretly wanted to be her. And that simple fact Tiffany knew and loved to hold it over everyones head. She adored the power it gave her and she wrung every single drop out of the sponge she could.3

When Daniel thought about all of this his knee's began to quiver. He loved a woman who loved power and knew how to use it. Tiffany was his dream girl. One day Daniel pushed his way through Tiffany's possy and asked her out. Yes, the average,mundane guy asked a beauty out. You're all probably smacking your heads right now and pitying the poor boy, and yet at the same time can't wait to hear the dreadful rejection line.Well, Tiffany thought it over and agreed to go on a date with Daniel. Yay, the average joe won once again, well, at least won somewhat. Tiffany agreed to the date, but only if she chose the place, time, and everything and Daniel readily agreed.Daniel loved a girl who knew what she wanted in life.4

That Thursday the two went to the fanciest french restaurant in town and then for a ride in his little pick up truck. Being 16 did have its advantages. The old Chevy has done well for Daniel so far, and well, the bed in the back of it didn't hurt any. Up to Lover's lane they drove, Tiffany completely oblivious to this so far because she is engrossed with her appearance at the moment. They ride along in an awkward silence, Daniel taking the silence as Tiffany agreeing to them going to the local make out point together. Once they get there Tiffany drags herself away from the mirror and looks around at the settings surrounding her. She knew the place well, what did you think the guys worshiped her just because of her  beauty? Tell me you're not that naive. Anyways, Tiffany figures what the heck, what could be the worst that could happen? She sleeps with the guy next to her OBVIOUSLY a virgin, and she can just deny it on Monday. It's a win-win situation for her, but she does somewhat pity Daniel. But what the heck, he's not as important as her and never will be. She is the queen and the king and he is simply a pawn in life's game of chess. So that night Daniel lost his virginity to the woman he loved, and Tiffany got her weekly screw by just another average boy who's name she forgot after it was all done.5

By Friday it was all over school someone had seen them at lovers lane and automatically assumed the obvious. Daniel slept with Tiffany, and finally when someone got the courage to ask her, she completely denied it. When Daniel was asked about its truth he said that he and his gf had the right to privacy and refused to give an answer.6

Daniel lived in this fantasy of his till about Tuesday when he found out that Tiffany had a date with the head cheerleader. Yes, apparently her gate swung both ways and she was finally ready to come out of the closet. The girls were simply appuled and now every guy in the county was having fantasies about her. Comforting thought, isn't it? Anyways when Daniel found out he nearly blew a gasket. How could his girlfriend be going out with another girl? There must be some mistake, there is no way this was true. In order to find out if it was, Daniel went to Tiffany's home where e found her parents were in shambles. They found out about Tiffany's date was a woman, and well... their very Christian up bringing was very against it, so they had no idea what to do. As I said before, Daniel's not the sharpest tool in the shed and so he didn't really wanna stick around and argue religious philosophy's, at that moment or ever to be honest, so he bolted out of there as fast as he could.Before he ran out though he found out where Tiffany's date was taking her, the carnival, so he jetted over there real quick, still refusing to even consider any of this was true. When he had been searching all around there for about 2 hours he finally gave up and went to look around lovers lane. Still refusing to consider it was true, but he just wanted to make sure. Guess who he found having the biggest kissing fest ever recorded in a 67' crimson red camero convertible? None other then Tiffany and the alleged cheerleader, Kristy.7

OK, lets re-cap for a moment, shall we? Boy meets girl, boy loves girl, boy screws girl, girl getting ready to screw other girl. OK, now that we all understand each other, let's get back to my wonderful story.8

So Daniel finds his "girlfriend" sucking face with another girl. Every man's dream, right? Well, not exactly, in fact Daniel gets a tad angry. OK, understatement of the year, in fact Daniel was a little more then a little mad, he totally flipped out. He opened up the glove box of his little truck and pulled out the little pistol he always kept in there. This was just a little town, doesn't even make a spot on the radar and just about everyone had some gun in their car. So he casually drives up beside the little comaro, right beside Tiffany and pulls out his little gun. Not to use it, just to scare them. Kristy saw it first and screamed, but since they were in the middle of no where no one heard her.9

Daniel forced them both out of the car and onto the ground, making sure they understood that he would be willing any second to blow their brains out. Kristy was so scared she just about peed herself, but Tiffany was eerily calm. Simply obeying him, not asking any questions or in fact talking at all. Daniel began screaming at them both, but mainly to Tiffany, asking her how she could do this to him and how dare she cheat on him. But what Tiffany said blew them both away. " Go ahead, kill me, I don't mind, neither will anyone else. The next girl will come along, maybe even that Kristin girl, everyone seems to love her and take my place" and with that she began to rise. Now, remember, Daniel clearly stated that if they didn't obey him that he would kill them both, and yet she still rose. Daniel didn't know what to do, how could he kill the woman he loved? How could he do that to her? How dare she try to challenge him? Didn't she understand he was a desperate man and would do anything for her, even if it meant killing her for her own good? So he did what he had to do. He lifted the gun up and a loud bang rung throughout the entire little town. And down Daniel fell, face first into the soft earth. He couldn't possibly kill the woman he loved, it just wasn't in him, he couldn't possibly do it. But he also couldn't stand the enormous pain that was eating away at his soul, so he did the only thing he could think of and that was to end his life. By the time the shot stopped resounding Kristy was in shambles and Tiffany slowly helped her to her feet. When they were both risen Tiffany took one look at Daniel, spit on him and said slowly with confidence "works every time" and they drove to the local police station and told everything to the sheriff. They believed every word of it and the case was shut in about 2 hours.10

So lets see.... boy meets girl, boy loves girl, boy sleeps with girl, girl makes out with other girl, boy finds them, boy kills himself.11

Wensday another poor guy asks Tiffany out and she says yes... funny how life has it's little circle like that...12