I was a virgin for several years then took on the guise of a British games keeper... this fooled many, but when my ploy was discovered I quickly changed into a men's portapotty. This was not satisfying. Three feet from center, I found that the earth, although appearing to rotate the sun, was actually circling in for the kill. I gained solace in the fact that even if proton decay is real, it is circumvented by the fact that few will live long enough for it to occur. Why the DNA helix alone confused several before officially being declared obtuse.
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Lumpa, lumpa, leeeeee.
Lumpa, lump, lieeee
A contest entry
- Write a story using exactly 100 words! by Jinxgirl.
155 points, ended March 17, 2007, 43 entries
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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I'm no geologist, and yet I somewhat got it. I liked the overall idea here, even if it muddled me somewhat.
My own fault, though.
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lol What a tease.
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Lol, good for 100 words and also very strange.. That looks pretty fun to do, i might try it.
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Do enter... perhaps you can write one that actually makes sense
I think I lost everyone... won't be the first time.
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it's well written...but i don't understand it...would you mind explaining ? lol
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hmmm... uh... ? lol. very strange, i'm not sure i understand it, which strangely adds to the effect of this piece. thanks for entering!
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