Badger vs Skunk

It was a graceful afternoon when the badger decided to take a stroll through the woods. The sun parted through the gaps in the treetops and intermittently lit up the forest floor, which was littered with brush, dirt, and humus of all colors and smells. It was here that he came upon an unopened bag of potato chips. Recognizing the treat, he was prevented from claiming it by his old nemesis, the skunk, standing opposite him. They stared down, wary of each other’s strengths (badger’s claws, skunk’s stench). Two swipes decided the fight, with the badger leaving with the chips.

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Totally random, and totally odd. Make of it what you will

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  • Haha, funny!
    I really enjoyed this. So needed it.


  • Tiger-Lily
    January 31

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    Lmao, liked this a lot. Then again, I'm odd too...

    Nonetheless, amusingly done. Needed a laugh.

    - HT


  • Kevan gold member
    June 27, 2007

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    Hahahahahaha, wtf? It IS random.. but.. I love it, lol. It's actually quite funny and nice job using exactly 100 words. Keep up the good work
    ~Kevan!~


  • EmeraldDreams
    May 23, 2007

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    i almost feel sorry for the skunk......almost

    this certainly was random and odd, but someimes they are the best kind of story! the title of this one intrigued me, so i just had to read it! it makes you wonder just what goes on in the woods when no humans are around!

  • zhanna veysikh
    May 5, 2007
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    I think it is very small and doesn't have a plot. But the description of the nature is very good

    beginning: 3, language: 4, plot: 1, ending: 1, dialog: 3, characters: 2.


  • DarkDayMagic
    March 29, 2007
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    LOL! --- and the moral is? This was a fun read.


  • EtherealButterfly
    March 10, 2007

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    This is cute and fuzzy! I'm glad the badger won, but I wish the skunk would have attempted to spray the badger with stink.


  • jtnbuck
    March 9, 2007

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    wow i like this good job this was odd i agree with what jixgirl said i did like this tho good job and keep up the good work

  • Jinxgirl
    March 8, 2007
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    lol, yes indeed this is random and odd.... cute thought, amusing. thank you for entering!

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